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skip fox

(19,357 posts) Thu Jul 9, 2015, 09:47 AM Jul 2015

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"Machiavelli was a sissy!" Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!!

Dick ("I spend hours each night sharpening my teeth&quot

Cheney just finished saying: "War Crimes? . . . War crimes? . . . What the hell can they be thinking? . . . It's gotta be drugs or something! . . . Listen, compared to me Mr. Rogers was like a drooling child-molester. . . . Gandhi was the scourge of multitudes. . . And Mother Teresa a Lilith with claws and fangs. . . . I can't imagine what got in their heads. . . . Can you imagine someone as out of touch? . . . It makes me laugh."

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CAPTION based on the following DU story with RawStory link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017277567

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"Machiavelli was a sissy!" Please come CAPTION Dick Cheney!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2015 OP

"If God hadn't meant for man to kill, he wouldn't have made blood red." (MO'D) blm Jul 2015 #1

"I sew a ferret in my nutsack skip fox Jul 2015 #2

"I brush with a power sander.. skip fox Jul 2015 #3

My pacemaker burned coal dembotoz Jul 2015 #4

Help! It's alive! fadedrose Jul 2015 #5

Honey, keep the children safe. Darth Vader just smiled at us. Beacool Jul 2015 #6

Mmmmm, that three year old wasn't bad but left in the oven a little too long aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2015 #7

"Nice thing about infants . . . skip fox Jul 2015 #8

blm

(113,043 posts)

1. "If God hadn't meant for man to kill, he wouldn't have made blood red." (MO'D)

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 10:18 AM

Jul 2015

"Red is my favorite color!" (Cheney)

skip fox

(19,357 posts)

2. "I sew a ferret in my nutsack

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 11:12 AM

Jul 2015

just to give me an edge!"

skip fox

(19,357 posts)

3. "I brush with a power sander..

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 01:49 PM

Jul 2015

I comb with a blow torch. And I wipe my ass with razor-wire."

dembotoz

(16,799 posts)

4. My pacemaker burned coal

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 01:52 PM

Jul 2015

fadedrose

(10,044 posts)

5. Help! It's alive!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 01:59 PM

Jul 2015

He's scary as hell.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)

6. Honey, keep the children safe. Darth Vader just smiled at us.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 02:20 PM

Jul 2015

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

7. Mmmmm, that three year old wasn't bad but left in the oven a little too long

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 02:54 PM

Jul 2015

Tomorrow, I'll try a little more paprika.

skip fox

(19,357 posts)

8. "Nice thing about infants . . .

Reply to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 9, 2015, 03:26 PM

Jul 2015

You don't need to tenderize them!"

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