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Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:51 PM

 

The Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” Generator

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2015/06/justice_scalia_insult_generator_how_the_supreme_court_justice_would_mock.html

When it comes to penning baroquely articulated vitriol, Justice Antonin Scalia may rival William Shakespeare. His dissent on Obamacare brought us “pure applesauce” and “jiggery-pokery.” On Friday, he offered “mummeries” and “judicial Putsch.” In fact, his lexicon of argle-bargle insults is nearly bottomless. So what would your Scalia burn be? Find out with our generator.

Scalia's burn for KamaAina is...

“One would think that KamaAina's interpretations are pure. Come on.”


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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:54 PM

1. “One would think that Petronius's vision is flagpole sitting. This wolf comes as a wolf.”



But a wolf is good, right?

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Response to petronius (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:56 PM

2. Nice post, Harvey Danger!

 

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:56 PM

3. “One would think that geardaddy's arrogance is mystical argle-bargle. Ask the nearest hippie.”

I completely agree. My arrogance is mystical argle-bargle.

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 05:02 PM

4. “One would think that longship's mind is growths of a diseased root. That, alas, is not a novelty.”



I love it!

Here's one of mine for Tony:
"Nino Scalia has a mind untroubled by thought. It is actually really pitiful."

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 05:16 PM

5. “One would think that Lumberjack jeff's sentiments are a threat to American democracy."...

 

“I would hide my head in a bag.”

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:30 PM

6. This one's pretty accurate:

"One would think that LuvNewcastle's silly extravagances are like some ghoul in a late-night horror movie that repeatedly sits up in its grave and shuffles abroad after being repeatedly killed and buried. Impossible possibility!"

I do like my horror flicks.

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:33 PM

7. That so fucking rocks!

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Wed Jul 1, 2015, 12:21 PM

8. “One would think that The Velveteen Ocelot's brain is a threat to American democracy. Huh?”

I have wondered about that myself.

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