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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
Wed Jun 17, 2015, 02:06 PM Jun 2015

Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks is worth taking a look at


So, yes, Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks, unlike Donald Trump, has filed a declaration of candidacy with the Federal Election Commission:


http://www.fec.gov/fecviewer/CandidateCommitteeDetail.do?candidateCommitteeId=P60005931&tabIndex=3

Name: BUTTOCKS, SYDNEYS VOLUPTOUS (O - OPEN)
Office Sought: P - PRESIDENT
Election Year: 2016
State: US - UNITED STATES, District: 00
Party: INDEPENDENT

Digging a little further into Sydneys Buttocks, I found this blog:

http://sydneysbuttaspresident.weebly.com/

While it's not much, I think we are going to see a lot more of Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks over the next few months.

So far, what's come out of Sydneys Buttocks has been the statement "For World Peace" and this picture of the candidate:



We've been spending too much time talking about joke candidates like Donald T. Rump, and I think it is time for us to get down to business with Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks.
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Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks is worth taking a look at (Original Post) jberryhill Jun 2015 OP
With a populist economic message to get Americans back twerk. NuclearDem Jun 2015 #1
lol Go Vols Jun 2015 #2
Awesome! randome Jun 2015 #4
DUzy! pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #6
Almost as great as this one: calimary Jun 2015 #12
DUzy!!! uponit7771 Jun 2015 #21
Now that is funny. lovemydog Jun 2015 #25
There's a campaign I can get behind. Gregorian Jun 2015 #3
Trump is still the bigger ass, however (nt) Nye Bevan Jun 2015 #5
So far, sitting at at the bottom of the polls pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #7
Has to win the Iowa caucass to have a chance. NuclearDem Jun 2015 #8
Iowans rate candidate high on commoonication skills pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #10
Or playing both ends against the middle jberryhill Jun 2015 #11
Only once in a blue moon do we get a candidate who is so well-rounded pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #17
Needs to raise money, with campaign currently in arrears. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #9
Nothing butt! calimary Jun 2015 #13
Can I get a Ha-rump? pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #15
A Ha-rump? calimary Jun 2015 #16
Oooooh! Found another one! calimary Jun 2015 #19
Firm supporter of union dues cheekoff legislation pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #14
Campaign says too early to expect high poll numbers, will pick up on the back end pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #18
Hmpph! Vermin Supreme will squish him like a bug! struggle4progress Jun 2015 #20
Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks can get behind the free poonies thing pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #22
I'm a longtime Vermin supporter jberryhill Jun 2015 #28
I'm not shallow, but I can't vote for anybody whose first name is Sydney struggle4progress Jun 2015 #29
Oh THAT smear again jberryhill Jun 2015 #31
I'm watching the Silly Party pretty closely. hifiguy Jun 2015 #23
Now who can argue with that? pinboy3niner Jun 2015 #24
This thread is a real crack up. lovemydog Jun 2015 #26
First, they laugh at you... jberryhill Jun 2015 #27
Haha! lovemydog Jun 2015 #30
Gandhi is often misquoted jberryhill Jun 2015 #32

struggle4progress

(118,274 posts)
20. Hmpph! Vermin Supreme will squish him like a bug!
Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:32 PM
Jun 2015


... When Vermin Supreme ran for president in 2012, he had four clear, consistent policies:
Fully-funded time-travel research
A zombie-based energy plan
Mandatory toothbrushing (“for too long, gingivitis has eroded the gumline of this great nation”)
Free ponies for all Americans ...

Meet Vermin Supreme
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
28. I'm a longtime Vermin supporter
Wed Jun 17, 2015, 08:56 PM
Jun 2015

I'll vote for Vermin in the primary, but I going all out for Buttocks in the general election, if Vermin doesn't win the primary.

I am bothered by the hostility between some of the Vermin crowd and some of the Buttocks boosters.
 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
23. I'm watching the Silly Party pretty closely.
Wed Jun 17, 2015, 04:57 PM
Jun 2015

That Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel looks like an up-and-comer.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
32. Gandhi is often misquoted
Wed Jun 17, 2015, 11:19 PM
Jun 2015

People leave off the end of his famous saying about passive resistance...

"...but if they just keep laughing at you, then you might just be a nitwit."
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