Florida Man Reportedly Dances On Police Car To Summon Help In Vampire Battle

[RandySF]

Authorities in Florida have released bizarre video footage of a man dancing on the roof of a police cruiser in an attempt to summon help battling a "woman with fangs."

According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, a 44-year-old Cape Coral man is facing charges of disturbing the peace and property damage, stemming from an April 7 incident, which was captured on surveillance video.

In the video, which authorities released on Wednesday, the man can be seen pulling up behind a police cruiser parked at a Cape Coral home owned by Frederic Janke, a sergeant with the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

The song "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates can be heard blaring from the man's vehicle as he climbs atop the cruiser and begins gyrating to the 1970s Billboard Top 40 hit.

The song was followed by Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/05/vampire-hunter-dancer_n_7519170.html

[Sherman A1]

1. Interesting

I will have to remember that, in case of a battle with vampires.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. You laugh, but Hall and Oates has been known to effectively neutralize many supernatural threats

still it is debatable if the cure is not worse than the disease.

[hifiguy]

3. Sakes alive,

I know Florida is Nutcase Central, but vampires??? What the hell is in the water down there? Owsley acid from the '60s?

[hobbit709]

5. None of the acid I ever did made me do something like that. and I did a LOT of acid.

[1939]

7. Some kind of designer drug

We have had an increase in bizarre incidents such as this in the past couple of years. A lot of the police shootings down here are in response to completely out of control and violent drug reactions.

[murielm99]

4. Florida Man has done worse things.

I wouldn't pick on him much for this one.

[Bosonic]

6. Did it work?

I'm asking for a friend.

[Enrique]

8. if he's battling a woman with fangs

wouldn't it make more sense for him to gyrate to "Maneater"?