Pat Robertson: Gays Will Force Christians To Like Anal Sex And, Eventually, Polyamory And Bestiality

[KamaAina]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/03/pat-robertson-gay-anal-sex-_n_6999832.html

Right-wing televangelist Pat Robertson tackled the recent controversy over Memories Pizza, which became Indiana's first business to publicly declare that they won't cater to same-sex weddings in the wake of the state's Religious Freedom Restoration Act this week.

"Most gays, if they're having a wedding, don't want pizzas -- they want cake," Robertson told "700 Club" viewers, according to Right Wing Watch. "It's the cake-makers that are having a problem."...

"You're gonna say that you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality," he added. "Sooner or later, you're going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing. It won't stop at homosexuality."

Noting that Christian beliefs will "come under assault" until polyamory and polygamy are acceptable, too, Robertson lamented, "It's a weird world we're living in."

[hollysmom]

1. what is the name of that song - only the good die young?

[hifiguy]

51. Not a song but there's a great Groucho quote

"The good die young. The schlemiels live to be 100."

[jmowreader]

71. Which one would you like?

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

2. Back to our conversation earlier. Hatred and distrust of gay people is well ingrained in

all organized religions, as far as I can tell.

Unlike Maher I wont single out Islam (though they are currently the most violent towards gay folks and women), but is there an organized religion that is universally accepting of gay people in every way including marriage?

Christian Scientists maybe?

At what point do we say it is no longer tolerable to accept any religion that has within it's base belief that gay people are not equal in every way and normal, etc?

[KamaAina]

4. Unitarian Universalism, and as far as I know, Buddhism

seem to be free of it. Reform Judaism, too, for the most part.

[LeftyMom]

30. The Dalai Lama has made some weird statements about "sexual misconduct" (his phrasing)

Like that sex during the daytime is verboten, and oral sex, and he's made conflicting statements about same sex couples.

In general his comments about sex are seriously retrograde.

So I wouldn't give Buddhism over all a pass, though of course he doesn't speak for other traditions.

[upaloopa]

39. Buddhism does not say you have to do things

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or don't do things as other religions say. Rather Buddhism says investigate what the Buddha taught and see if it works for you.
Sexual misconduct is something to be avoided (again investigate for yourself) as part of the eight fold path. I have heard it defined as using sex to harm others or yourself.
The Dali Lama is not like the Pope in Catholicism. He is the leader of one sect of Buddhism only. He does not make rules for all Buddhists to follow. Buddha was a human not a god so the Dali Lama is not speaking as a representative of a god. Also Buddhist monastics abstain from sex but usually not lay Buddhist so it is important to know who the Dali Lama is speaking to.
The above is my understanding of what I have been taught.

[eShirl]

38. pretty much any liberal christian church?

[upaloopa]

3. Some already do like anal sex. It is a big hit on porn sites

My guess is a lot of Christians have anal sex. And when they do they call on God or use Christ's first name at some point in the act.

[Cleita]

12. They do. Back in the days when Catholics practiced the rhythm system of

birth control, that is no vaginal sex while the wife was fertile, anal sex was an alternative and acceptable among the Catholics who believed that all sexual acts were okay within marriage. Of course, I don't think that included the Opus Dei crowd who were the hole in the sheet crowd, and did sex only for procreation.

[pnwmom]

15. Um, no. The same group of people, lay people and theologians, who were against birth control were against

anything other than vaginal intercourse.

I'm sure there were exceptions, but married Catholics were no more likely to do anal or oral than any other married couples. There was only one acceptable place for a man's "seed" to be "spilled' and that was inside a wife's vagina.

[Cleita]

18. Like I have argued before theologians argue about a lot of stuff and this is one of them.

The more conservative priests will say no but the more liberal ones say yes, and what expertise do you have on what married couples do including Catholics? Married couples do a lot of stuff, even kinky stuff, in the privacy of their bedrooms.

[pnwmom]

19. Father Andrew Greeley was a PhD sociologist who did a lot of polling.

But you were the one who made the claim that Catholics were more likely to do anal because they weren't using birth control. What was your basis for saying that?

I'm saying that Catholics ran the spectrum, like other married couples. But those who were so conservative they weren't using birth control were also the most likely to be conservative about sexual practices.

If you believed that every act involving "spilling seed" had to remain "open to conception" then anal or oral wouldn't be morally acceptable.

[Cleita]

21. Talking to Catholics, my female friends and female relatives. That's my basis.

Oral and anal sex was very popular during those times. That was the fifties and sixties. Remember back in those days men really didn't want to use condoms especially with the wife although most Catholics really didn't have an objection to condoms either. They knew it was sinful to use condoms. They would go to confession and be forgiven. Most of the priests were very understanding.

[pnwmom]

22. Well, we know different Catholics then, obviously. But your statement was about

Catholics in general, at least those trying to avoid artificial contraception, and it doesn't fit with the Catholics I know.

Those Catholics had huge families because they were all trying and failing at natural family planning.

[Cleita]

28. Yeah, I know. One of my cousins named her two youngest

her rhythm babies.

[guillaumeb]

5. ALL of us?

So all heterosexuals will be forced to have anal sex with an animal while in a multiple partner relationship that includes oral sex?

Or would that be oral sex with an animal while engaging in...oh, never mind.

It makes me marvel at the apparent richness of his fantasy life.

[MrMickeysMom]

6. FFS, Pat...

Fulfill your same sex fantasy and get it over with, already.

[Rex]

7. Why the fuck do GOPers and ONLY GOPers fantasize about fucking dogs and goats?

What is it with them? Do they want 'other people' to make it happen, then they can say, 'gee well everyone is fucking goats now --- guess I have to sorry God."???

I swear that there are vegetables out in my garden with more intelligence than Pat and his brood of fuckmongers.

Now ya'll excuse me, I noticed a nice head of lettuce and I am feeling lucky...

[Scootaloo]

29. They fantasize about having intellectual equals in their bedroom

[Arugula Latte]

43. That's not true!

They also fantasize about fucking sheep, pigs, and box turtles.

[hifiguy]

54. Their weird fixations and obsessions betray the depths of their own

closeted depravity and self-loathing.

[notadmblnd]

8. Pat you are a dirty old man who is spending way too much

thinking about anal, oral and bestial sex for it not to be projecting some of your deepest desires on others.

But it's ok Pat, your secret is safe with me

[Saphire]

44. yup. bet he spends hours online "researching".

[blm]

9. Every male Christian I've ever known LOVES anal sex and oral sex and always has.

Of course, I am old and know a few things….and, oh yeah…I'm not fullofshit. ; )

Some Jewish guys DID have the one-finger rule, though. Nothing bigger than a finger.

[Initech]

14. They also love a good beastiality show when they see one.

[DJ13]

10. Now this makes sense

[Cleita]

11. When I was in Catholic school, I often worried about the religious who spent too

much time thinking about carnal sins and talking about it to us...endlessly. Even horny teenagers sometimes wanted to talk about something else. Yes, it is sometimes a weird world with perverts like him are around.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

13. With what? Hypnosis?

How do you 'force' someone to like something?

(Edit - hmmm, maybe he's talking 'facebook' likes? Are there facebook 'anal sex' and 'beastiality' groups that you can give 'thumbs up' to?)

[99Forever]

16. Too late Pat!

Bwahahahah.


Wadda freakin' clown.

[LiberalElite]

17. The good preacher spends waaay too much time reading and re-reading the "dirty" part of the Bible nt

[Quantess]

20. Pat Robertson loves it when

he is put against a wall and is forced to admit he doesn't actually XXX doing anything XXX, by force.

[Aerows]

23. Uh, dude

Lot's of straight people like anal sex, too, you know. With ... heterosexual partners.

I swear, if the bedroom habits of 90% of the "Christian" folks like Robertson were made known, the entire framework of their supposed belief structure would fall to ashes.

Exhibit A: Ultra Holy Roller married pastor that presided over my sister and her husband's marriage cornered a bridesmaid in the restroom and I shudder to think what would have happened had I not opened the door and distracted him enough so that she could knock the shit out of him.

I KID YOU NOT.

I think I've relayed that tale before, but hell, I've had so many encounters with corrupt Southern Baptists doing corrupt things, it is difficult to keep track of all of them. If someone you care about, a family member, or a family friend gets involved with Southern Baptists, God won't be helping them, you need to keep watch over them like a HAWK, because eventually something awful will likely happen if you do not.

[Joe the Revelator]

24. Thank god he's 85...

[struggle4progress]

25. Pat's a noisy windbag who likes attention. Why oblige him?

[SummerSnow]

26. How does he know, does he like it?

[treestar]

27. so worried about what other people are doing

the hallmark of the right winger.

[RandySF]

31. That wouldn't work anyway.

I had a gf that tried to get me to like it, and I could just never get into it.

[Warren DeMontague]

32. If they're gonna like it, what's the problem?

[azurnoir]

61. well there is that cruelty to animals thing ya know? who says the animal victims of bestiality

will like it?

[Warren DeMontague]

62. It was what was known in the parlance as 'a joke'

but if it makes you feel better, I didn't get past the anal sex part.

[azurnoir]

64. ah okay

[Warren DeMontague]

65. i.e. I wasn't too concerned about actual sex with actual animals because Pat Robertson is actually

out of his actual fucking mind.

[azurnoir]

67. yes I know that Sir

[Warren DeMontague]

68. Unnatural Love

[azurnoir]

70. ....

[Rincewind]

33. Yes, but there is

probably a down side.

[sakabatou]

34. Pat needs more Teflon for his slope

[DetlefK]

35. SEX WITH DUCKS

[SidDithers]

46. Brilliance...

Love The Loophole too.

Warning - NSFW lyrics.

Sid

[romanic]

36. He's still alive?

Go away Pat.

[eShirl]

37. We don't want to know your personal fantasies, Mr. Robertson.

[TampaAnimusVortex]

40. And I don't have a problem with voluntary polyamory and polygamy either...

What people freely choose to do is none of my business.

[Iggo]

41. He'll die soon.

[Trillo]

42. It is an intellectually dishonest position.

An honest position in line with his other expressed beliefs would come out against all forms of sexuality, including heterosexual vaginal sex and its related childbirth.

[KamaAina]

48. Heh-heh, heh-heh, he said 'position'! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

[Trillo]

49. ! NT

!

[hifiguy]

56. Settle down, Beavis.

[SidDithers]

45. The Aristocrats!...nt

Sid

[Warren DeMontague]

66. ***

[Orsino]

47. Had no idea Pat Robertson was into butt stuff.

I'd assumed his show was just boring.

[Johonny]

50. Most people when they start a conversation about Pizza don't end it in anal sex

It sort of tells you everything you ever wanted to know about Pat.

[Kelvin Mace]

52. Pat seems to be longing for this

Just saying...

[mike_c]

53. Pat never ceases to amuse....

[polichick]

55. Yeah, what's gonna stop Pat then?!

[Eleanors38]

57. That asteroid heading for Orlando.

[stevenleser]

58. Christian pastors and conservative pundits are the only folks I've ever seen discussing bestiality

in any way shape or form.

And I have never met an LGBT person that was into animals.

That leads to several conclusions, none of which are that LGBT folks are going to force Christians into bestiality or anything else.

[shenmue]

59. Or, as I call it, Thursday

[Jefferson23]

60. He's lucky in the US one can't be prosecuted for being vile and dumb,he'd be assured a life sentence

otherwise..what a horrid man.

[SomethingFishy]

63. So Pat and his followers are so Pious that if a gay couple is allowed to marry

they will turn against god? What happened to faith?

[winter is coming]

69. And Christians would object to poly relationships because that never happened in the Bible??

[jmowreader]

72. The Gay is some powerful stuff, I'm here to tell ya!

Here we have Mr. and Mrs. Jones. They're 60 years old with four children and nine grandchildren. They set aside every Friday night for some nice sedate missionary-position sex.

Then Frank and Mark, who live on the other side of town, get married on Saturday.

By next Friday, The Gay has wafted on gossamer winds across 92 blocks to the Jones house. They're no longer interested in missionary-position sex. Instead, they're having weekly orgies with every variety of TLA you can possibly imagine and a few you can't.

The Gay is such powerful stuff, if we could put it in gallon jugs we wouldn't need gasoline.