Hey, 47. About Iran. Got Ya~

[sheshe2]

[Major Hogwash]

1. McConnell threatens to resign if Iran nuclear arms deal goes through.

"I have had it!", exclaimed Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Thursday.

"This President never asks us for permission to do these kinds of things.
The American people don't want peace with Iran.
They want "Shock and Awe II."

And that's what the Republicans in Congress are trying to give them.
The tv ratings for Shock and Awe were even higher than that for the Super Bowl.
Imagine what it would be like having drones armed with cameras streaming the bombing of Iran right in to your living room, bedroom, or kitchen, wherever you watch downloaded news casts.

This is why net neutrality is bad, it doesn't allow the American public to see wars in real time!
President Obama has overstepped his authority, and we are not going to just sit still for it.
We're going to write another letter to the President of Iran, . . and this time we mean it!"

[sheshe2]

2. The Onion?

Well it could be,

[Surya Gayatri]

3. Boom! ^^^This^^^^

[Gothmog]

4. Tom Cotton is an idiot and is looking silly now