Monday's on the make. Please come CAPTION Mitt-the-Wit!!!

[skip fox]

"I'll have you know my wife has worked hard all her life. You think it's easy to make sure the help is on time and doing their proper duties year in and year out?"

[Enrique]

1. ok kids, time to buckle down

and ask your parents for $20,000 to start a business.

[skip fox]

2. "I gotta get a nickname. Then I'll be like a regular guy. How about 'The Mittster'?"

[skip fox]

3. "Listen, America, I think pulling yourself up by your own boostraps is a fantastic idea.

As a matter of fact, I gave my dressers the morning off today and put on my own boots. Sure didn't hurt me any!"

[Angry Dragon]

4. I do not trust the Willard

[daleanime]

5. Rmoney explains...

what he thinks his tax rate should be.

[Blue Owl]

6. Here's my Reagan impersonation...

ahem... "There he goes again..."

[LASlibinSC]

7. ..and if Detroit had listened..

to me we would be harvesting our first crop of rust. This country can be the world leader in exporting rust. Now about the size of all these trees...I have a chart..

[skip fox]

8. "Listen, Democrats don't want people to own small countries or all the world's oil."

[lpbk2713]

9. " I'll bet you can't guess where this finger has been."

[skip fox]

10. In the cash drawer?

[HopeHoops]

11. "Did this microphone come from the 7-11?"

[FarLeftFist]

12. 1%

[RZM]

13. 'How many times to I have to explain this? I have one wife, people. One wife.' n/t

[Sheepshank]

14. And this "like" one dollar. I'm not exactly sure since I've never seen one dollar but anyway....n/t

[siligut]

15. "When I am up there and a god on my own planet, I won't have to answer all of these questions." nt

[kentuck]

16. "I worked hard for my money..."

"...and I am not going to apologize for hiding my money in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands.."

[Johonny]

17. with hard work I beleive I can cut my tax rate to 1 %