Fox's Monica “To a man?” Crowley...like a peroxide blonde wig wrapped around a clenched anus.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

A hard, bitter woman lacking any human kindness, compassion, humor, insight. The Sandra Fluke thing is only the latest in a long line of attempts by Ms. Crowley to separate herself from the rest of humanity. Mission accomplished.

[varelse]

1. Nice work on the thread title

the post isn't too shabby either.

[JoePhilly]

2. She's trying to replace Ann Coulter as the right's most shrill whack job.

[CTyankee]

3. As FLuke herself pointed out, it's a strange question since the RW's rap against her was

wanting all that birth control! Which she wouldn't need if she were marrying a woman...

But logic was never Fox's strong point...

[Shankapotomus]

4. I've always thought

Crowley and Laura Ingraham were the two most rabid right wing women attack dogs. Even above Coulter.

There is this background anger in their voices that is always there.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to...that "background anger." I just don't get it.

You take someone like Ann Couter or Michelle Malkin, and they can let loose with the most absurd things imaginable, but there's always the sense that they are there for a paycheck, that 30 seconds after they've finished speaking they've let it go and are "off stage."

Ingraham has the anger, absolutely, but I think Crowley has her beat. That's why I selected a "clenched teeth" photo to go with the post...more often than not, that's how this woman presents herself...an angry, twisted, hate-filled water carrier for the most extreme wing of the right.

[mikeytherat]

6. Thread title WIN

"...like a peroxide blonde wig wrapped around a clenched anus."

:ROFL:

Laughing. Too. Hard. Can't. Breathe.

mikey_the_rat

[calimary]

17. Well, it fits, doesn't it?

monica sphincter.

Sphincter crowley?

[mikeytherat]

18. Yes. If the shit fits, wear it!

mikey_the_rat

[EFerrari]

7. Professional Heathers.

[LynneSin]

8. What an ugly woman - no amount of Botox or Bleach can make her beautiful

Not when the ugliness radiants from within her

[Yavin4]

9. I am Having a Hard Time Differentiating Monica Crowley, Gretchen Carlson, Megan Kelly,

Dana Perino, and others.

They're like this blonde mass of mean and stupid.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. I would say that Crowley and Carlson are legitimately mean, all the time...

...Megyn seems more interested in promoting the sexual side of her image (case in point, the photo from her GQ shoot below).



I think Dana Perino is probably one of the mean ones too, but not in the same way as Carlson and Crowley. With Perino it's perhaps closer to arrogance, aloofness. There's not this ongoing, non-stop, grinding sense of "GRRRRRRRRR" that Crowley has.

[Yavin4]

15. It's Like They're All Bad Clones

The reject batches must be brutal.

[guitar man]

10. If it would only stay clenched

Unfortunately it unclenches and diarrhea gushes forth at regular intervals

[Scurrilous]

11. K & R

Nice subject line!

[closeupready]

13. Exactly. She needs an laxative.

So gross and fake and plastic. Ugly woman.

[chrisa]

14. Then her eye pops out with a spring and you hear cyborg noises

Assimilate! Resistance is futile puny humans!

[Ikonoklast]

16. For money, she'll say anything. That's the bottom line.

If there wasn't a paycheck in it for them, people such as this would be back doing summer theater somewhere, as most of them are failed actors and crap like this is the closest they can get to being in show business.

[Fla Dem]

19. Crowley's sister Jocelyn is married to Alan Colmes.

Family get togethers must be exciting.