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Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:06 AM

Fox's Monica “To a man?” Crowley...like a peroxide blonde wig wrapped around a clenched anus.

A hard, bitter woman lacking any human kindness, compassion, humor, insight. The Sandra Fluke thing is only the latest in a long line of attempts by Ms. Crowley to separate herself from the rest of humanity. Mission accomplished.

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Reply Fox's Monica “To a man?” Crowley...like a peroxide blonde wig wrapped around a clenched anus. (Original post)
Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 OP
varelse Apr 2012 #1
JoePhilly Apr 2012 #2
CTyankee Apr 2012 #3
Shankapotomus Apr 2012 #4
Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #5
mikeytherat Apr 2012 #6
calimary Apr 2012 #17
mikeytherat Apr 2012 #18
EFerrari Apr 2012 #7
LynneSin Apr 2012 #8
Yavin4 Apr 2012 #9
Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #12
Yavin4 Apr 2012 #15
guitar man Apr 2012 #10
Scurrilous Apr 2012 #11
closeupready Apr 2012 #13
chrisa Apr 2012 #14
Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #16
Fla Dem Apr 2012 #19

Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 08:59 AM

1. Nice work on the thread title

the post isn't too shabby either.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 09:03 AM

2. She's trying to replace Ann Coulter as the right's most shrill whack job.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 09:06 AM

3. As FLuke herself pointed out, it's a strange question since the RW's rap against her was

wanting all that birth control! Which she wouldn't need if she were marrying a woman...

But logic was never Fox's strong point...

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 09:18 AM

4. I've always thought

Crowley and Laura Ingraham were the two most rabid right wing women attack dogs. Even above Coulter.

There is this background anger in their voices that is always there.

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Response to Shankapotomus (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:53 AM

5. Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to...that "background anger." I just don't get it.

You take someone like Ann Couter or Michelle Malkin, and they can let loose with the most absurd things imaginable, but there's always the sense that they are there for a paycheck, that 30 seconds after they've finished speaking they've let it go and are "off stage."

Ingraham has the anger, absolutely, but I think Crowley has her beat. That's why I selected a "clenched teeth" photo to go with the post...more often than not, that's how this woman presents herself...an angry, twisted, hate-filled water carrier for the most extreme wing of the right.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:55 AM

6. Thread title WIN

"...like a peroxide blonde wig wrapped around a clenched anus."

:ROFL:

Laughing. Too. Hard. Can't. Breathe.

mikey_the_rat

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Response to mikeytherat (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:03 PM

17. Well, it fits, doesn't it?

monica sphincter.

Sphincter crowley?

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Response to calimary (Reply #17)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:17 PM

18. Yes. If the shit fits, wear it!



mikey_the_rat

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:59 AM

7. Professional Heathers.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:02 AM

8. What an ugly woman - no amount of Botox or Bleach can make her beautiful

Not when the ugliness radiants from within her

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:05 AM

9. I am Having a Hard Time Differentiating Monica Crowley, Gretchen Carlson, Megan Kelly,

Dana Perino, and others.

They're like this blonde mass of mean and stupid.

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #9)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:26 AM

12. I would say that Crowley and Carlson are legitimately mean, all the time...

...Megyn seems more interested in promoting the sexual side of her image (case in point, the photo from her GQ shoot below).



I think Dana Perino is probably one of the mean ones too, but not in the same way as Carlson and Crowley. With Perino it's perhaps closer to arrogance, aloofness. There's not this ongoing, non-stop, grinding sense of "GRRRRRRRRR" that Crowley has.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #12)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 02:57 PM

15. It's Like They're All Bad Clones

The reject batches must be brutal.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:09 AM

10. If it would only stay clenched

Unfortunately it unclenches and diarrhea gushes forth at regular intervals

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:11 AM

11. K & R

Nice subject line!

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:27 AM

13. Exactly. She needs an laxative.

 

So gross and fake and plastic. Ugly woman.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:29 AM

14. Then her eye pops out with a spring and you hear cyborg noises

Assimilate! Resistance is futile puny humans!

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:01 PM

16. For money, she'll say anything. That's the bottom line.

If there wasn't a paycheck in it for them, people such as this would be back doing summer theater somewhere, as most of them are failed actors and crap like this is the closest they can get to being in show business.

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Response to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:31 PM

19. Crowley's sister Jocelyn is married to Alan Colmes.

Family get togethers must be exciting.

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