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Scuba

(53,475 posts) Wed Apr 25, 2012, 05:33 AM Apr 2012

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Mitt Romney is so wooden that he was just cast to play Kevin Costner in a biopic.

Romney is so wooden that squirrels nest in his branches.

Romney is so wooden that his favorite color is walnut.

Your turn.

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Mitt Romney is so wooden that he was just cast to play Kevin Costner in a biopic. (Original Post) Scuba Apr 2012 OP

Romney is so wooden his Dick is infested with termites. ArnoldLayne Apr 2012 #1

aw don't bash kevin costner, he's just like the boy next door! unblock Apr 2012 #2

Romney's so wooden his dermatologist is the Orkin man. smokey nj Apr 2012 #3

ArnoldLayne

(2,067 posts)

1. Romney is so wooden his Dick is infested with termites.

Reply to Scuba (Original post)

Wed Apr 25, 2012, 06:37 AM

Apr 2012

unblock

(52,196 posts)

2. aw don't bash kevin costner, he's just like the boy next door!

Reply to Scuba (Original post)

Wed Apr 25, 2012, 07:16 AM

Apr 2012

of course, the boy next door couldn't act.

then again, if kevin costner COULD act, he wouldn't be just like the boy next door, now would he?

smokey nj

(43,853 posts)

3. Romney's so wooden his dermatologist is the Orkin man.

Reply to Scuba (Original post)

Wed Apr 25, 2012, 07:46 AM

Apr 2012

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