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Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:57 AM

Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced

DC – The National Park Service announced today that, responding to popular demand, it is preparing rules and regulations for pissing on the grave of Dick Cheney.

“It’s important to remember,” said a spokesman, “That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.”

“Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.”

Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. “This is an important health measure,” said the spokesman, “Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheney’s grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.”

http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:03 AM

1. LMFAO

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Response to RiverLover (Reply #1)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:25 PM

137. Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves

 

that you can piss on at home or anywhere you like. Take it to parties or Democratic committee meetings. Only 17 payments of $19.95 and if you include your Social Security number with your payment, you'll also get a Kevin O'Leary grave for the same treatment.

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Response to rhett o rick (Reply #137)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:36 AM

142. I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action...

offering perhaps million$ as low as 1% equity. Have at it!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:12 AM

2. I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary.

 

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Response to Scuba (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:25 PM

97. And drink a six pack in line.

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Response to Hassin Bin Sober (Reply #97)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:29 PM

98. or tons of coffee, soda pop and other highly caffeinated stuff. n/t

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Response to Scuba (Reply #2)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:31 PM

129. Can we Pre-pay the fee?

 

Where can we Pre-pay the fee!!?? Love to Pre- pay the fee to pee on Cheneeey!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:17 AM

3. I imagine the grave site

will be something along the lines of a dance floor surrounded by urinals motif?

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:18 PM

42. In my dreams

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #3)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:35 PM

52. You may need to modify that design.

We will want to also accommodate women in this.

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #52)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:34 PM

65. I'll squat

In front of everyone. Although I did mentally feature an unfolded Uhaul box I could fit in like a barrel.

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #52)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:20 PM

76. Of course

And privacy would be a factor too.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:25 AM

4. I'm stocking up on bottled water

I want my visit to be especially 'productive.'

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #4)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:30 PM

79. Vodka works great too.

Don't forget plastic sheeting and duct tape. You can use the duct tape and plastic sheeting so save some extra up to take with you.

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Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:09 AM

139. forget the bottled water

I'm gonna make up a smoothie consisting of asparagus, garlic, sardines, and coffee. Plus a vitamin B tablet for some color.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:25 AM

5. I forgot I was supposed to piss on Judge Julius Hoffman's grave.

 

Abbie Hoffman was Julius's illegitimate son for those who don't remember.

Does anyone know where Julius is buried?

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Response to Hoppy (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:29 AM

25. You forgot the /s tag.

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:29 AM

6. LOL

 

Me! ME! I want to do it also....

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:45 AM

7. Line me up.

 

I will set up new website for new pilgrimage for good people who harbors the deep legitimate disdain toward Cheney, putting up the exact GPS location for Cheney's grave and piss the hell out on him.

Maybe I should set up the measurement gauges around grave to measure how much piss has trickle down toward his grave and post it LIVE on website.

Cheney should be proud of being showered clean with piss on daily basis.

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Response to TRoN33 (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:23 PM

45. LOVE this idea... go for it!

 

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Response to TRoN33 (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:33 PM

80. That is a great idea. You could set up tours for people.

Suggestion: Give them a discount rate if they take diuretics for high blood pressure.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #80)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:57 PM

91. Pay?

Why should anyone pay? Let Cheney's assets from Halliburton be confiscated so people can "honor" him for free. He should pay US!!

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #80)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:40 PM

114. ....

 

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Response to TRoN33 (Reply #7)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:41 PM

115. I'd add a virtual piss-on-cheney feature for those who can't travel.

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #115)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:31 PM

131. I'm planning a pilgrimage.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:48 AM

8. I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too!

 

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Response to B Calm (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:55 AM

32. Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass.

I suggest they call it the "Golden Showers Pass." Only $10 ($20 by mail). Pass does NOT include beer or water, which may be brought by the permit holder or obtained on-site from a concessionaire.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #32)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:23 PM

64. The enterprising person who gets the beer/soda/water concession

 

for that site will become an overnight millionaire.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #64)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:14 PM

75. Don't I know it! The competition is going to be brutal.

The NPS is probably going to charge an astronomical amount for the franchise, but I figure the lucky winner will absolutely make it up in volume. Especially if they also sell genuine Cheney Horns, postcards, paperweights, drinking glasses, blow-up dolls, and other memorabilia.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #75)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:27 PM

77. Indeed!

 

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #75)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 04:00 PM

104. I think there's a possibility of a theme park here.

The dodge the draft board ride, the water boarding water park, hide Saudi royals game

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #104)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 04:51 PM

106. The "Friend or Quail" shooting game

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Response to dreamnightwind (Reply #106)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:01 PM

109. The prime attraction

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #109)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:27 PM

120. You are co-winners of the internet for the week

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Response to BrotherIvan (Reply #120)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:55 PM

124. Why thank you, good sir.

One the spousal unit thought up. The Dickster' s House of Magick: Watch as billions of dollars disappear without a trace.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:17 PM

41. Where's the line for that one?!? Actually both.

I'd gladly wait in either line. I'd pay the fee and probably add a tip. And don't forget to eat asparagus beforehand- so your pee is nice and "fragrant"!

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Response to calimary (Reply #41)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:12 PM

130. Omg~



What is it about asparagus...I love it but~ yikes

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Response to sheshe2 (Reply #130)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 04:14 PM

154. all kinds of science behind the "effect"

Check out this link from the Smithsonian magazine.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #8)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:31 PM

48. That would be

one of the few examples of "trickle down" actually working.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:50 AM

9. Will there be a special rate for spitting? nt

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Response to logosoco (Reply #9)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:34 PM

81. Spitting should be free, imo. n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:51 AM

10. Double snaps with a z

Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro
geological studies to determine the likely drainage.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:53 AM

11. I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please

The music will be best I think.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:53 AM

12. Will public nudity be allowed?

It's difficult, if not impossible, for women to piss on a grave without exposing to a certain extent our lady bits. If exposure isn't allowed, may we bring containers and just splash the piss around.

Will wipes be available or should we bring our own? No problem, whatever helps cut down costs, but we should know ahead of time.

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #12)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:35 PM

83. Travel Mates for women would help with that.

Whoever opens a concession stand selling those will make a pretty penny too, lol.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #83)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:05 PM

92. The spousal unit had the same idea.

NPS could make some serious money with a concession stand.

Anther possibility: After you successfully drive up and down Mt Washington, you can score a bumper sticker "This car climbed Mt Washington." "I pissed on Dick Cheney's grave" would be a best seller.

/on edit/ T shirts and coffee cups! No concession complete without them.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:53 AM

13. I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea

like Bin Laden. They can be buddies in the deep.

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Response to jwirr (Reply #13)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:33 AM

26. Two iconic words: undisclosed location. n/t

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Response to Ineeda (Reply #26)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:22 PM

44. Probably not for too long, though.

One would hope. I would not be surprised if, once he croaks, there'd be vandalism. Wouldn't surprise me if people started leaving things like black hoods, buckets of water, dog leashes, and enema kits. And maybe a printed text from the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal. That would be a fitting "tribute."

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Response to jwirr (Reply #13)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:15 PM

95. Well They Were Once Buddies

So, full circle, right?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:54 AM

14. Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up

And then I read the post and discovered that Cheney doesn't have a grave to piss on because he's NOT FUCKING DEAD!!!

It's a bigger disappointment than yesterday when I got socks for Christmas.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:55 AM

15. Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666.

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:56 AM

16. It is with a great deal of American Pride

that the dead body of JEH is buried in a plot frequented by animal lovers.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:57 AM

17. Eat Asparagus First

If you're going to do it, make sure it's the really stinky stuff.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:01 AM

18. "likely drainage'...

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:01 AM

19. I love good satire

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #19)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:14 AM

21. I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually

 

After all, we should have a means of remembering the Infamous, too!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:03 AM

20. Snort.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:21 AM

22. I don't have the money...

To travel just to piss on his grave. Will the NPS have some sort of mail in service where I can fill a bottle with piss and send it to them to be dumped on the grave?

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Response to Takket (Reply #22)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:08 PM

37. thanks, that is a most excellent idea!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:23 AM

23. An alternative scenario

 

Cheney arranges to be buried in the United States but on land owned by a Cayman Islands corporation established by Mitt Romney. Anyone wanting to piss must buy a permit from the offshore entity, which will pay no U.S. taxes.

As for drainage and such, the site will be deliberately chosen to inflict maximum environmental damage.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:28 AM

24. They may bury him but I don't think he's staying down!

There's an uncanny resemblance, isn't there?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:37 AM

27. If Cheney's grave is accessible to the public ...

... I have no doubt there will be some kind of strategy for dealing with urination and other means for paying him the kind of respect he deserves.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:39 AM

28. Darn--I was sure this was Borowitz!

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #28)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 01:44 PM

148. That is very high praise ...

... and thanks! I wrote that little essay back in 2008 here and when my web buddy Neal at MemeGOP asked for some material I figured it might still be topical. I think I originally wrote it for a free humor site but I forget which and can't find it, oh well, free is free, and it's nice to see people can still enjoy a laugh!

rewinn

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Response to rewinn (Reply #148)

Sun Dec 28, 2014, 05:33 PM

155. Welcome to DU, rewinn!

Glad you're here! That was YOU? You are ahead of your time, my friend! But your essay is even MORE topical now than it ever was in 2008. And I'm glad to see the sentiment is STILL widely shared! Cuz I sure do feel that way. I thought at first it must be Andy Borowitz, too! Really enjoyed it and read it to my husband and he loved it, too!

It's probably posted here already but didn't want anybody to miss it. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Piss-on-Cheneys-Grave/264249486950752?fref=nf

Look what you started!!!

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Response to calimary (Reply #155)

Sun Dec 28, 2014, 10:39 PM

156. Thanks, and I'l have to hang around DU more ... it seems a nice community ...

...and very quickwitted ... the comments were a-maz-ing!! I will have to bring my "A" game.

It is unfortunate for our nation and the world that this essay is still topical; I really spend a lot of time SMH'ing.

Thanks again, and Forward, Laughing!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:40 AM

29. I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think?

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Response to NoJusticeNoPeace (Reply #29)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:16 PM

40. I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans?

 

Hell, even most I know on the "right" blame cheney for Iraq tons more than Bush

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Response to NoJusticeNoPeace (Reply #29)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:38 PM

84. No matter how much we may disagree with each other here on DU,

I have yet to meet a Cheney fan or a W fan that wasn't a troll who got zapped by MIRT or admins pretty quickly.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #84)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:41 PM

99. They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it...

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:42 AM

30. We don't need no stinking regulations!

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:46 AM

31. Darn, and I was planning on dancing on it

I guess I won't. Ugh.

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Response to wryter2000 (Reply #31)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:34 PM

51. Two Words:

Hip Waders.

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Response to Quasimodem (Reply #51)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:10 PM

93. Blech

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Response to Quasimodem (Reply #51)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 04:58 PM

107. Yep

Dance floor in the center...drain field surrounding...

Not my original idea. It's way up thread.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:04 PM

33. There's one problem with the whole idea . . .

It isn't that Cheney isn't dead. It is that Cheney isn't alive, either.

Cheney is, has always been and will always be undead.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:04 PM

34. How much to take a dump on his grave?

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Response to pangaia (Reply #34)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:49 PM

58. That has always been my plan!

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Response to pangaia (Reply #34)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:14 PM

126. Extra, but worth it.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:05 PM

35. I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave

It's on my bucket list.

(I am serious)

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Response to StevePaulson (Reply #35)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:40 PM

85. Drink an extra bottle of whatever you will be drinking, for me, if you get to do it, will ya?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:07 PM

36. k and r for starting my day off right!!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:09 PM

38. I was going to suggest poppets, for those of us without the funds to travel to said site. however,

post #22 had a most excellent suggestion.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:10 PM

39. LOL

Reagan's grave is also piss worthy.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:21 PM

43. What a great post!

Thanks. And thank you for all the great comments. What a fun/fine post this turned out to be.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:24 PM

46. The problem is...

... he keeps finding heart donors. Shouldn't there be a bag limit? When the joyous day comes, I'd chip in to rent an elephant. It's a shame we have to wait for him to reach his expiration date.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:33 PM

49. With that much fertilizer, I wonder if perhaps that will grow enough green stuff to

 

create a carbon credit?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:33 PM

50. MrScorpio----brilliant post!!! educational too!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:41 PM

53. Whatever you do, don't build a housing development over it.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:41 PM

54. Hey I'll pay for that honor!

It'd be my pleasure to pay to piss on that maggot's grave.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:47 PM

55. Is there a waiting list?

I, too, would gladly pay for this.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #55)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:41 PM

86. Of course, there will be a waiting list.

It will probably be several miles long.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #55)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:59 PM

134. Appointments too

Which will be necessary: I think there's a law against lines over fifty miles long.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:48 PM

56. I predict that anyone who pisses on Cheney's grave will be greeted as liberators!

I'd certainly feel liberated after pissing on his grave.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:48 PM

57. Why wait til he's dead?

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Response to cp (Reply #57)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:51 PM

59. Why, indeed.

I like the cut of your jib.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:54 PM

60. Made me laugh! nt

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:55 PM

61. Hopefully paper tickets would be avaliable.

 

I would pay a fee no problem!

Tickets would make great Xmas gifts for my conservative friends.


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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:56 PM

62. Would the design on Cheney's Grave Site include a Fire-Hydrant, too?

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 12:57 PM

63. I have long said that I want the nearest beer concession UPWIND of Darth's burial site.

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:36 PM

66. Look for me

I'll be in that line

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:37 PM

67. Outhouses have rules now?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:38 PM

68. as dear old dad used to say of Nixon...

...I wouldn't piss on him if his (mechanical and/or transplanted) heart was on fire.


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Response to alterfurz (Reply #68)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:44 PM

88. I have honestly never seen anyone in a wheelchair

look so freaking evil. How can he even look evil in a wheelchair? It's that smug, evil look on his face. The man just oozes evil.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:41 PM

69. All the piss in the world is like a spring fed stream compared to his toxic corpse

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:44 PM

70. Waterboard the bastard

Have his grave be a stature on a inclined table, set up so everyone who wants to, man or woman, can piss on his cloth covered face.

They do need to provide proper waste treatment, as it's going to be popular.

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Response to n2doc (Reply #70)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:45 PM

89. The first person to patent a Dick Cheney mouth and nose urinal and/or toilet

will be rich.

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Response to Jamastiene (Reply #89)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:03 PM

110. Especially

If you could put it at the end of a slanted board.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:44 PM

71. Until that time comes, I'll be saving mine up in gallon pickle jars...

That way, in the unlikely event that I leave this party sooner than the Dick, I'll still be able to participate.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:45 PM

72. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

However, I just hope that someone has the common sense to drive a stake through his heart when he dies.
The problem is that this raises the question of whether the stake-through-the-heart technique works when it's not really his heart. Hmmmmm.

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Response to nichomachus (Reply #72)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 01:53 PM

73. That reminds me...

I need to pick up some garlic at the store.

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Response to nichomachus (Reply #72)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:49 PM

90. Someone DEFINITELY needs to drive a stake through the heart when he *appears dead,

just to make sure he doesn't come back to life when we least expect it.


*I say "appears dead" because without the stake through the heart and possibly a silver bullet and several other extraordinary measures just to make sure, he will not really be dead.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:11 PM

74. Please Pardon this apropos photo - I'm a girl

and took this in a Museum

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:28 PM

78. I think elephants should get to piss on his grave for free.

The Republican Party uses the elephant as their mascot. So, it's only natural, elephants should get their turn free of charge.

I wonder just how much piss that one small area of ground can absorb and what the effects would be. I am sure LOTS of people would love to piss on his grave, among other things. The National Park Service could make millions if they really did this.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:35 PM

82. I have an annual parks pass...do I still have to pay the fee to get to and p*ss on

 

the grave...or does the pass cover that?

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Response to joeybee12 (Reply #82)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 02:43 PM

87. I'm pretty sure you'll need to get a special "piss-pass". n/t

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Response to Contrary1 (Reply #87)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:11 PM

94. Damn!

 

Oh well, it'll be money well spent.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:20 PM

96. I will offer a service . . .

 

After The Dick Cheney is dead and buried (or just buried), if you can't travel to the site to piss on his grave, or, if you just don't like standing in REALLY LONG lines -- contact me -- I'll give you my address -- you piss in a bottle, send it to me, I'll pour it on his grave and send you a Certificate of Having Pissed On Dick Cheney's Grave.

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Response to OldRedneck (Reply #96)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:09 PM

119. cottage industries thanks to Darth Cheney!

He'll be a job creator

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:46 PM

100. Is it OK to piss in the grave

while they're still lowering the body in it? This would be my pick for when to do it.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:52 PM

101. DIURETICS! GET YOUR DIURETICS HERE!

I am going to make a fucking million!

like they always said - location, location, location

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:55 PM

102. Why should anybody wait until he has a grave?

He won't know he's being pissed on then.

Hell, they burn people in effigy, hang them in effigy, why can't they piss on Cheney in effigy?

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 03:59 PM

103. Bring on the elephants.

LOL

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 04:38 PM

105. Cheney will never die. His evil will just jump into another corpse-body, when science can no longer

 

keep the current corpse-body he's inhabiting running on harvested spare parts.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 04:59 PM

108. Upon leaving the Army

I promised myself that I would no longer stand in long lines.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:09 PM

111. I don't normally grave dance, but when the evil Dick finally dies, time to pop the champagne!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:19 PM

112. I thought werewolves were immortal

 

Anyway at my age I'll have to get in really close, so reserve me a spot in the front

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:34 PM

113. Damn it! This thread and all the posts have me laughing so hard I just pissed myself.

Now I have to drink up in case this bastard dies in the next hour.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:42 PM

116. I was sort of hoping he'd be buried

in a shallow unmarked grave.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 05:53 PM

117. How much would a shit costs?

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Response to santamargarita (Reply #117)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 06:42 PM

118. You can buy a truck load of cow shit for about $40

I'll go in halfsies

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:32 PM

121. Trickle Down comes to mind. .

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:48 PM

122. What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here...

Who's ever been in arm's reach of the guy. With me, it was completely by accident and it was all my own fault, because I wasn't looking where I was walking. This happened when I was headed down to the Pentagon Concourse on my lunch break. I was looking one way (into the cafeteria… decided to skip the long line) and detected a shadow out of the corner of my eye. I came to a complete stop and stood face to face with SECDEF Cheney his damn self, who was standing in the middle of the corridor and mumbling out of the corner of his mouth to some other guy. I almost knocked him flat on his ass.

That would've done wonders for my Air Force career had I did.

After that brush with "greatness" I slipped around the two gents and went on my merry way without as much as a howdoyado. Never saw him in person ever again.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #122)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 07:51 PM

123. Did you take a Lysol shower afterwards? nt

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #123)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:06 PM

125. Well, we never touched...

I think that his evil transmits by direct contact.

So I dodged that bullet.

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #125)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:20 PM

128. Consider yourself blessed. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:14 PM

127. I'd rather place a Pete Seeger CD

next to his grave and let it play eternally.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:36 PM

132. Why stop at #1?

 

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Response to nikto (Reply #132)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:42 PM

133. There are already some great graves to piss on...

 

Milton Friedman, Ayn Rand, Lee Atwater, Joseph McCarthy,
Jerry Falwell, Lester Maddox, and surely a few others.



Somebody should put together a map so we can plan our "pee-itineraries" ahead-of-time.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:05 PM

135. they will have to put security cameras in 24/7

 

Just like limbaughs bust in Missouri. He is that vile a human being

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:21 PM

136. I think we are jumping to conclusions. Why does anyone think that Little Dick Cheney can die?

 

Maybe with a stake thru the heart or silver bullet.

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Response to rhett o rick (Reply #136)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 01:48 PM

149. Yep.

I think Daryl Dixon is going to have to come and drive an arrow through Zombie Dick's brain.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:06 AM

138. I've never been arrested

But I look forward to emptying my bladder on Cheney's Grave someday, and if arrested, would wear it as a badge of honor.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:18 AM

140. All things considered, I wouldn't mind a nominal fee.




Some times ya gotta do what ya gotta do.



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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:28 AM

141. The is fantastic!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 12:41 AM

143. Everybody hates Cheney but the US CorporateMediaWhores.. and that's why I'm Rec this thread.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 01:12 AM

144. My plan is out in the open??

Damn, this is one of my goals in life before I die. Seriously, I am planning to piss on that mother fucker's grave. I don't care if I get arrested for pulling it out in public. Hell, I'd even wet myself to get it to happen. I'll just wear my little speedo and thongs.
That evil SOB will curse the grounds he is buried in. If you think Poltergeist was spooky, this evil MF'er is going to turn that graveyard into a hell on earth.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 01:53 AM

145. Funny Though it Is, The Premise Makes a Possibly-Faulty Assumption

 

To wit, that Mr. Cheney, at some point or another, will actually die!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 08:38 AM

146. All these are wonderful ideas,,,,

But I see Cheney outsmarting us all. He's going to be put in a mausoleum, in the top row.

If by some chance he doesn't, I'll be in line with the millions of others.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 08:46 AM

147. I hate waiting in long lines.

The Park Service should pave the path to Cheney's grave - for at least a mile!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:38 PM

150. Can I get a

 

frequent user pass? You know, maybe 10 opportunities to piss on his grave at different times of the year and the news cycle. Bookend it with an opportunity to piss on W.'s grave for a reduced price when the time comes.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:44 PM

151. I'm going to start putting money away for future vacations spent pissing on Cheney's grave.

In between I'll drink lots and lots of water.

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Response to Vinca (Reply #151)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:46 PM

152. Stay hydrated! nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 03:10 PM

153. I wonder, will there be a place to take a good dump too! n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 06:05 PM

157. I thought that I was the only one

I thought that I was the only one but there's at least 156 other like minded Americans. Looks like we will have a party once Dick kicks the bucket.

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Response to Grubbin (Reply #157)

Sat Jan 16, 2016, 06:47 PM

158. Welcome to DU! nt

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