Fri Dec 26, 2014, 09:57 AM

MrScorpio (72,782 posts)

Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced

DC – The National Park Service announced today that, responding to popular demand, it is preparing rules and regulations for pissing on the grave of Dick Cheney.

“It’s important to remember,” said a spokesman, “That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.”

“Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.”

Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. “This is an important health measure,” said the spokesman, “Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheney’s grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.”

http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/

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158 replies	Author	Time	Post
Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced (Original post)	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	OP
LMFAO	RiverLover	Dec 2014	#1
Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves	rhett o rick	Dec 2014	#137
I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action...	orbitalman	Dec 2014	#142
I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary.	Scuba	Dec 2014	#2
And drink a six pack in line.	Hassin Bin Sober	Dec 2014	#97
or tons of coffee, soda pop and other highly caffeinated stuff. n/t	deafskeptic	Dec 2014	#98
Can we Pre-pay the fee?	lobodons	Dec 2014	#129
I imagine the grave site	Turbineguy	Dec 2014	#3
In my dreams	libodem	Dec 2014	#42
You may need to modify that design.	surrealAmerican	Dec 2014	#52
I'll squat	libodem	Dec 2014	#65
Of course	Turbineguy	Dec 2014	#76
I'm stocking up on bottled water	Cirque du So-What	Dec 2014	#4
Vodka works great too.	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#79
forget the bottled water	waddirum	Dec 2014	#139
I forgot I was supposed to piss on Judge Julius Hoffman's grave.	Hoppy	Dec 2014	#5
You forgot the /s tag.	greiner3	Dec 2014	#25
LOL	heaven05	Dec 2014	#6
Line me up.	TRoN33	Dec 2014	#7
LOVE this idea... go for it!	2banon	Dec 2014	#45
That is a great idea. You could set up tours for people.	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#80
Pay?	Scarsdale	Dec 2014	#91
....	TRoN33	Dec 2014	#114
I'd add a virtual piss-on-cheney feature for those who can't travel.	Gidney N Cloyd	Dec 2014	#115
I'm planning a pilgrimage.	Initech	Dec 2014	#131
I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too!	B Calm	Dec 2014	#8
Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass.	Buns_of_Fire	Dec 2014	#32
The enterprising person who gets the beer/soda/water concession	hifiguy	Dec 2014	#64
Don't I know it! The competition is going to be brutal.	Buns_of_Fire	Dec 2014	#75
Indeed!	hifiguy	Dec 2014	#77
I think there's a possibility of a theme park here.	sarge43	Dec 2014	#104
The "Friend or Quail" shooting game	dreamnightwind	Dec 2014	#106
The prime attraction	sarge43	Dec 2014	#109
You are co-winners of the internet for the week	BrotherIvan	Dec 2014	#120
Why thank you, good sir.	sarge43	Dec 2014	#124
Where's the line for that one?!? Actually both.	calimary	Dec 2014	#41
Omg~	sheshe2	Dec 2014	#130
all kinds of science behind the "effect"	waddirum	Dec 2014	#154
That would be	dotymed	Dec 2014	#48
Will there be a special rate for spitting? nt	logosoco	Dec 2014	#9
Spitting should be free, imo. n/t	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#81
Double snaps with a z	Botany	Dec 2014	#10
I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please	irisblue	Dec 2014	#11
Will public nudity be allowed?	sarge43	Dec 2014	#12
Travel Mates for women would help with that.	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#83
The spousal unit had the same idea.	sarge43	Dec 2014	#92
I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea	jwirr	Dec 2014	#13
Two iconic words: undisclosed location. n/t	Ineeda	Dec 2014	#26
Probably not for too long, though.	calimary	Dec 2014	#44
Well They Were Once Buddies	ProfessorGAC	Dec 2014	#95
Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up	tularetom	Dec 2014	#14
Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666.	L0oniX	Dec 2014	#15
It is with a great deal of American Pride	randr	Dec 2014	#16
Eat Asparagus First	Treant	Dec 2014	#17
"likely drainage'...	louis-t	Dec 2014	#18
I love good satire	Gothmog	Dec 2014	#19
I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually	Demeter	Dec 2014	#21
Snort.	aikoaiko	Dec 2014	#20
I don't have the money...	Takket	Dec 2014	#22
thanks, that is a most excellent idea!	niyad	Dec 2014	#37
An alternative scenario	Jim Lane	Dec 2014	#23
They may bury him but I don't think he's staying down!	Beach Rat	Dec 2014	#24
If Cheney's grave is accessible to the public ...	Martin Eden	Dec 2014	#27
Darn--I was sure this was Borowitz!	spooky3	Dec 2014	#28
That is very high praise ...	rewinn	Dec 2014	#148
Welcome to DU, rewinn!	calimary	Dec 2014	#155
Thanks, and I'l have to hang around DU more ... it seems a nice community ...	rewinn	Dec 2014	#156
I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think?	NoJusticeNoPeace	Dec 2014	#29
I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans?	7962	Dec 2014	#40
No matter how much we may disagree with each other here on DU,	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#84
They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it...	NoJusticeNoPeace	Dec 2014	#99
We don't need no stinking regulations!	grahamhgreen	Dec 2014	#30
Darn, and I was planning on dancing on it	wryter2000	Dec 2014	#31
Two Words:	Quasimodem	Dec 2014	#51
Blech	wryter2000	Dec 2014	#93
Yep	libodem	Dec 2014	#107
There's one problem with the whole idea . . .	Jack Rabbit	Dec 2014	#33
How much to take a dump on his grave?	pangaia	Dec 2014	#34
That has always been my plan!	Dustlawyer	Dec 2014	#58
Extra, but worth it.	mountain grammy	Dec 2014	#126
I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave	StevePaulson	Dec 2014	#35
Drink an extra bottle of whatever you will be drinking, for me, if you get to do it, will ya?	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#85
k and r for starting my day off right!!	niyad	Dec 2014	#36
I was going to suggest poppets, for those of us without the funds to travel to said site. however,	niyad	Dec 2014	#38
LOL	Joey Liberal	Dec 2014	#39
What a great post!	oldandhappy	Dec 2014	#43
The problem is...	gregcrawford	Dec 2014	#46
Great Site	libodem	Dec 2014	#47
With that much fertilizer, I wonder if perhaps that will grow enough green stuff to	jtuck004	Dec 2014	#49
MrScorpio----brilliant post!!! educational too!	spanone	Dec 2014	#50
Whatever you do, don't build a housing development over it.	True Blue Door	Dec 2014	#53
Hey I'll pay for that honor!	Bluzmann57	Dec 2014	#54
Is there a waiting list?	NastyRiffraff	Dec 2014	#55
Of course, there will be a waiting list.	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#86
Appointments too	jmowreader	Dec 2014	#134
I predict that anyone who pisses on Cheney's grave will be greeted as liberators!	bulloney	Dec 2014	#56
Why wait til he's dead?	cp	Dec 2014	#57
Why, indeed.	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	#59
Made me laugh! nt	Duval	Dec 2014	#60
Hopefully paper tickets would be avaliable.	vkkv	Dec 2014	#61
Would the design on Cheney's Grave Site include a Fire-Hydrant, too?	Johnny Rash	Dec 2014	#62
I have long said that I want the nearest beer concession UPWIND of Darth's burial site.	Thor_MN	Dec 2014	#63
Look for me	malaise	Dec 2014	#66
Outhouses have rules now?	Augiedog	Dec 2014	#67
as dear old dad used to say of Nixon...	alterfurz	Dec 2014	#68
I have honestly never seen anyone in a wheelchair	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#88
All the piss in the world is like a spring fed stream compared to his toxic corpse	whereisjustice	Dec 2014	#69
Waterboard the bastard	n2doc	Dec 2014	#70
The first person to patent a Dick Cheney mouth and nose urinal and/or toilet	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#89
Especially	libodem	Dec 2014	#110
Until that time comes, I'll be saving mine up in gallon pickle jars...	Contrary1	Dec 2014	#71
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire	nichomachus	Dec 2014	#72
That reminds me...	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	#73
Someone DEFINITELY needs to drive a stake through the heart when he *appears dead,	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#90
Please Pardon this apropos photo - I'm a girl	Mira	Dec 2014	#74
I think elephants should get to piss on his grave for free.	Jamastiene	Dec 2014	#78
I have an annual parks pass...do I still have to pay the fee to get to and p*ss on	joeybee12	Dec 2014	#82
I'm pretty sure you'll need to get a special "piss-pass". n/t	Contrary1	Dec 2014	#87
Damn!	joeybee12	Dec 2014	#94
I will offer a service . . .	OldRedneck	Dec 2014	#96
cottage industries thanks to Darth Cheney!	BlancheSplanchnik	Dec 2014	#119
Is it OK to piss in the grave	rock	Dec 2014	#100
DIURETICS! GET YOUR DIURETICS HERE!	rurallib	Dec 2014	#101
Why should anybody wait until he has a grave?	tularetom	Dec 2014	#102
Bring on the elephants.	Blue_In_AK	Dec 2014	#103
Cheney will never die. His evil will just jump into another corpse-body, when science can no longer	blkmusclmachine	Dec 2014	#105
Upon leaving the Army	The Wizard	Dec 2014	#108
I don't normally grave dance, but when the evil Dick finally dies, time to pop the champagne!	Initech	Dec 2014	#111
I thought werewolves were immortal	Doctor_J	Dec 2014	#112
Damn it! This thread and all the posts have me laughing so hard I just pissed myself.	Marie Marie	Dec 2014	#113
I was sort of hoping he'd be buried	smiley	Dec 2014	#116
How much would a shit costs?	santamargarita	Dec 2014	#117
You can buy a truck load of cow shit for about $40	Major Nikon	Dec 2014	#118
Trickle Down comes to mind. .	B Calm	Dec 2014	#121
What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here...	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	#122
Did you take a Lysol shower afterwards? nt	sarge43	Dec 2014	#123
Well, we never touched...	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	#125
Consider yourself blessed. nt	sarge43	Dec 2014	#128
I'd rather place a Pete Seeger CD	tavernier	Dec 2014	#127
Why stop at #1?	nikto	Dec 2014	#132
There are already some great graves to piss on...	nikto	Dec 2014	#133
they will have to put security cameras in 24/7	Ramses	Dec 2014	#135
I think we are jumping to conclusions. Why does anyone think that Little Dick Cheney can die?	rhett o rick	Dec 2014	#136
Yep.	GoCubsGo	Dec 2014	#149
I've never been arrested	Fiendish Thingy	Dec 2014	#138
All things considered, I wouldn't mind a nominal fee.	lpbk2713	Dec 2014	#140
The is fantastic!	progressoid	Dec 2014	#141
Everybody hates Cheney but the US CorporateMediaWhores.. and that's why I'm Rec this thread.	Cha	Dec 2014	#143
My plan is out in the open??	Hulk	Dec 2014	#144
Funny Though it Is, The Premise Makes a Possibly-Faulty Assumption	Ryan Fitzomething	Dec 2014	#145
All these are wonderful ideas,,,,	SmittynMo	Dec 2014	#146
I hate waiting in long lines.	Shoonra	Dec 2014	#147
Can I get a	Aerows	Dec 2014	#150
I'm going to start putting money away for future vacations spent pissing on Cheney's grave.	Vinca	Dec 2014	#151
Stay hydrated! nt	MrScorpio	Dec 2014	#152
I wonder, will there be a place to take a good dump too! n/t	RKP5637	Dec 2014	#153
I thought that I was the only one	Grubbin	Jan 2016	#157
Welcome to DU! nt	MrScorpio	Jan 2016	#158

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Dec 26, 2014, 10:03 AM

RiverLover (7,830 posts)

Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced

1. LMFAO

137. Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves

142. I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action...

2. I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary.

97. And drink a six pack in line.

98. or tons of coffee, soda pop and other highly caffeinated stuff. n/t

129. Can we Pre-pay the fee?

3. I imagine the grave site

42. In my dreams

52. You may need to modify that design.

65. I'll squat

76. Of course

4. I'm stocking up on bottled water

79. Vodka works great too.

139. forget the bottled water

5. I forgot I was supposed to piss on Judge Julius Hoffman's grave.

25. You forgot the /s tag.

6. LOL

7. Line me up.

45. LOVE this idea... go for it!

80. That is a great idea. You could set up tours for people.

91. Pay?

114. ....

115. I'd add a virtual piss-on-cheney feature for those who can't travel.

131. I'm planning a pilgrimage.

8. I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too!

32. Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass.

64. The enterprising person who gets the beer/soda/water concession

75. Don't I know it! The competition is going to be brutal.

77. Indeed!

104. I think there's a possibility of a theme park here.

106. The "Friend or Quail" shooting game

109. The prime attraction

120. You are co-winners of the internet for the week

124. Why thank you, good sir.

41. Where's the line for that one?!? Actually both.

130. Omg~

154. all kinds of science behind the "effect"

48. That would be

9. Will there be a special rate for spitting? nt

81. Spitting should be free, imo. n/t

10. Double snaps with a z

11. I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please

12. Will public nudity be allowed?

83. Travel Mates for women would help with that.

92. The spousal unit had the same idea.

13. I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea

26. Two iconic words: undisclosed location. n/t

44. Probably not for too long, though.

95. Well They Were Once Buddies

14. Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up

15. Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666.

16. It is with a great deal of American Pride

17. Eat Asparagus First

18. "likely drainage'...

19. I love good satire

21. I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually

20. Snort.

22. I don't have the money...

37. thanks, that is a most excellent idea!

23. An alternative scenario

24. They may bury him but I don't think he's staying down!

27. If Cheney's grave is accessible to the public ...

28. Darn--I was sure this was Borowitz!

148. That is very high praise ...

155. Welcome to DU, rewinn!

156. Thanks, and I'l have to hang around DU more ... it seems a nice community ...

29. I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think?

40. I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans?

84. No matter how much we may disagree with each other here on DU,

99. They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it...

30. We don't need no stinking regulations!

31. Darn, and I was planning on dancing on it

51. Two Words:

93. Blech

107. Yep

33. There's one problem with the whole idea . . .

34. How much to take a dump on his grave?

58. That has always been my plan!