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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPolltaker is Borowitz: Majority of Americans Favor Quarantining Wolf Blitzer
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report) Amid concerns that the spreading fear of Ebola has become a greater threat than the virus itself, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor a quarantine of the CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer.
While poll respondents supported quarantining more than a dozen cable-news personalities, including the entire cast of Fox & Friends, a full seventy-two per cent gave the nod to a quarantine of Blitzer.
At the Centers for Disease Control, a spokesman said that a Blitzer quarantine was very much on the table, and that the C.D.C. had come up with a workable plan.
Essentially, we would do a lockdown of The Situation Room and provide Wolf with food and water until the crisis passes, he said.
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Polltaker is Borowitz: Majority of Americans Favor Quarantining Wolf Blitzer (Original Post)
Mira
Oct 2014
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)1. Sounds good to me.
truedelphi
(32,324 posts)2. But he's not even really running a fever.
The doctors might think that - but it is just all that hot air!
lindysalsagal
(20,670 posts)3. He usually operates at about 100.3 degrees, anyway....
he'll be difficult to diagnose....
freshwest
(53,661 posts)4. The tragedy of this story is that it's satire. If only... OMG, if only...
tabasco
(22,974 posts)5. Blitzer is a shit-for-brains ass licker
malaise
(268,930 posts)6. Pity this is satire
I'd support it big time
it is certainly more contagious than ebola.