Mudflats: Fight started when Track wanted sex with married guest.

[RandySF]

The Palins arrived at the party, but not just Sarah and Todd who were the only actual invitees from the clan – the whole fan-damnily and some other tagalong friends from Wasilla turned up in a stretch Hummer limo. Because, of course they did. The party was an adult and relaxed event, with most guests at least in their 30s. Reports have come in that Track got into a fight with an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. But according to my source, the initial fight started when Track and his buddy were aggressively pursuing… how shall I put this… “romantic relations” with some female guests. They were allegedly explicit and crude in their depictions of what they’d like to do with and to the ladies, expressing a desire to “bend them over on the lawn,” according to my source. Apparently the lawn was large enough to include places one could be “bent over.”

As Track and his companion were wooing the ladies with honeyed words, certain individuals took exception to it – namely the husbands of the women in question, whose presence right there with their wives the whole time was no deterrant to our confident and ambitious Casanovas from the Mat-Su.

Track did not fare well in the ensuing confrontation with the spouse. The irate husband punched Track with the full force of his annoyance, and the young Palin ended up “spread eagle lying on the grass.” You could say someone did end up bent over on the lawn, but not in the way he first envisioned.

Track’s buddies then got involved in the fracas to defend the honor of their fallen comrade, others followed, and soon Bristol Palin began to punch the host in the face for reasons we do not fully understand. Repeatedly. Then Todd showed up and joined the scrum, ending up with a bloody nose out of the deal. Did I mention that it happened to be his 50th birthday? He probably won’t forget the big 5-Ohhhh.


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[Jackpine Radical]

1. For shame. This is nothing but printed gossip

Delicious, juicy, wonderful gossip.

[Louisiana1976]

3. Well said. It's fun.

[hatrack]

7. Thank you for so . . . eloquently capturing my very own thoughts!

[TwilightGardener]

2. Isn't Track Meet married? Or was that Trap Skeet?

Can't keep 'em straight.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Mighta been Skeet.

Either him or Twerp, I think.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

5. Twerp was the male twin, right?

Twerk's twin?

[hatrack]

8. What about Chug, and Crunch and Whap, and Plow?

It's no fun unless all the Palins are in attendance!

[Jackpine Radical]

16. I dunno--I always get him confused

with Twit.

[alcibiades_mystery]

11. Sounds to me like Track Palin got his assed kicked...then Dad and Mawm and Sisters jumped in!

Shit is ridiculous.

[TwilightGardener]

12. One heartbeat away, had Johnny Mac pulled it off.

One heartbeat away...

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

14. Track probably would have had someone "bent over" on the WH lawn by now n/m

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Hilarious read!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

9. The Palins are as classy as a fart in the buffet line

I always thought the Palins liked to fuck in tents or the back of vehicles, not out in the open, though.

[alcibiades_mystery]

10. Punch Track? Don't you people know he's a veteran!?!

This whole shit is cray!

[msanthrope]

13. Yep..he had a choice: jail or the military, said the judge. nt

[jmowreader]

15. And that is the second shit would have gotten VERY bad for Sarah

Track Palin attempted to murder schoolchildren by cutting the brake lines on school buses. The ONLY reason he got to go in the Army rather than being sent to prison for ten years is his useless mother pulled strings.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. Wow, I never heard that!

That just puts a knot in my stomach.

[jmowreader]

18. He's a prime example of the thugs Shrub was taking into the military during OIL

In the 1980s, the government was getting enough quality volunteers that they could go to the courts and tell them, "those guys you're giving the choice of jail or the military? We don't want them." Then Bush launched Operation Iraqi Liberation, and all of a sudden they'd take any warm body who could pull a trigger. Remember a few months ago when the Army published its new uniform reg? The unstated motive is to kick out all the gangbangers Bush welcomed with open arms.

And that is how Track Palin, the worthless son of a worthless mother, became a vet. Under Reagan, Bush the Smarter or Clinton, Track Palin would have gone to prison where he still belongs.