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Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:28 AM

What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes

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bursting through the wall of your house and eating your TV and DVD collection?

Seriously.

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Reply What would you do if you saw a T-rex with (edit) fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes (Original post)
sibelian Sep 2014 OP
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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:33 AM

1. Depends.

Which day?

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Response to Duer 157099 (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:51 AM

59. I would need depends!!!!!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:44 AM

2. Correction. That's fricking LASER beams!

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Response to longship (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:51 AM

41. My bad.


Editting

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Response to sibelian (Reply #41)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:37 AM

52. I disagree. It should be fracking laser beams.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:46 AM

3. Seriously?

I'd probably leave the house and call the police.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:48 AM

4. Don't eat the brown acid!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:49 AM

5. I'd turn up the volume and bang a gong...


...since we don't have a TV and both DVDs are insured with Lloyds of London.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:50 AM

6. I hope I would have the presence of mind

to check myself into detox.

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Response to Heidi (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:58 AM

46. Actually, that's sound advice


Never a good idea to take on a laser-enhanced T-rex when not in tip top condition.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:54 AM

7. I'd turn off Glenn Beck.

 

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Response to OffWithTheirHeads (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:37 AM

33. Yep!!!

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Response to OffWithTheirHeads (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:52 AM

42. ...


I'd have thrown him to the T-rex....

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 03:21 AM

8. Hire some bears...

 

Hire some bears, with lazers coming out their eyes, and wizards, and ninjas, and ninja-wizards...

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 03:56 AM

9. Figure out if it had a turbine on its head...

...so I could tell if it was an ISIS T-rex.

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Response to regnaD kciN (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:55 AM

44. So it would be a JET PROPELLED T-rex with fricken LASER beams coming out its eyes!!!


Let's hope ISIS has no such weapons up their sleeve(s). Fighting them would entail all sorts of ethical questions. Have we the right to end the life of such a rare beast?

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Response to sibelian (Reply #44)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:35 AM

51. What kind of sound would a turbine propelled T-Rex make?



What can I say I loooooove foley!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:01 AM

10. Thorazine. ( n/t )

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:12 AM

11. I park a 6000 SUX in front of it.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:17 AM

12. Grab a mirror.

And let it reflect on the error of its ways.

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Response to NutmegYankee (Reply #12)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:47 AM

39. UNNNNGGGGGG

 

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:29 AM

13. I would sing this song...


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Response to KansDem (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:32 AM

19. Excellent. nt

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Response to KansDem (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:38 AM

34. K&R! n/t

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:53 AM

14. I WOULD ASK THE BURNING QUESTION....

WTF happened to the SHARK WITH THE LASER BEAMS?????

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Response to yuiyoshida (Reply #14)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:44 AM

37. Sorry, only have sea bass.

 

Though mutated sea bass.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:54 AM

15. I'd call up Chuck Norris.

And have him come over and kick his ass!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:00 AM

16. Grab a digital camera.

No WAY are my friends gonna believe this, without a pic!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:01 AM

17. ROFL

Great response

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:08 AM

18. Offer him a drink because that would be fucking cool!

 

And ask him to do the old videotape collection next because I've been trying to recycle those for a long time!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Aspire to inspire.[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:34 AM

20. Can we cook

With the lasers?
That's my first question.

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Response to littlemissmartypants (Reply #20)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:49 PM

78. 2nd question would be "Is 'T-Rex" edible?

or 3rd question, maybe T-Rex thinks humans are edible, but only if cooked....

I fear the moon falling down on us and T-Rex,.... and then Hawkings' vacuum bubble eating everything because it doesn't like scientific research.

The bubble is safe in DU

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:36 AM

21. If it ate my TV and DVD collection

I would point my remote at it and see if it would still play them only in holographic view via it's laser-eyes.

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Response to kentauros (Reply #21)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:42 AM

22. Thread winner...!


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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:46 AM

23. I cannot tell you how much I hope this is a rhetorical question...

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Response to DeadLetterOffice (Reply #23)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:48 AM

25. aw.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:48 AM

24. Shoot it a whole bunch of times....then run.

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Response to ileus (Reply #24)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:50 AM

40. But what if you missed and ran out of bullets and it ran after you?


How would you cope?

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:49 AM

26. Leave quickly

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:49 AM

27. I would lay off using LSD for a few days.

 

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Response to B Calm (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:54 AM

29. Flush out the peyote, too



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Response to kentauros (Reply #29)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:55 AM

43. The last time I used peyote, it was Mickey Mouse when I closed my eyes. Not

 

the newer Mickey Mouse, but the old skinny one from back in the 1930's. Scared the hell out of me!

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Response to kentauros (Reply #29)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:57 AM

45. Hm. Lots of fireworks but no fricken laser beams.


The giant lizard did look kinda antsy, though.

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Response to sibelian (Reply #45)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 04:49 PM

66. The peyote lizard inspired the bigger lizard: the T. Rex.

I suspect the lasers were an interpretation of light glinting off the Rex's eyes as you wore your rose-colored glasses.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:53 AM

28. for realz?


both the TV AND the DVDs??

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Response to tomm2thumbs (Reply #28)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:11 AM

30. It's hungry.


And bored. And it hasn't seen the last season of Supernatural and wants to catch up and it got confused, m'kay? It's only got a small brain.

Run with it, dood, we need answers!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:18 AM

31. I'd get it on!... Bang a gong!...

 

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:27 AM

32. Maybe the middle-eastern guy with the turbine on his head could help?

 

After all - he's wearing a turbine.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:38 AM

35. Depends

wouldn't do much good as I'd be shitting down both legs and dying of cardiac arrest LOL

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:39 AM

36. Resolve to never agin eat spicy food just before bedtime.

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Response to JHB (Reply #36)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:32 AM

50. Taco's will do that eh?

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:46 AM

38. I would have said Cool!!!

Until it burst through my wall and started eating my TV, then I would have been mad. Then when he started attacking my DVD collection I think I would go crazy.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:14 AM

47. is a T-rex....

a pack animal?

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Response to smiley (Reply #47)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:30 AM

48. No idea.


No idea about any of the dinosaurs' pack or non-packishness...

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Response to sibelian (Reply #48)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:10 PM

74. it might be something to consider...

when the time arises.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:31 AM

49. Hide in a toilet, I hear that worked well in Jurassic Park..

And clearly everything I see in the movies is true.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:39 AM

53. Take another hit and put my supplier on speed dial.

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Response to Quackers (Reply #53)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:45 AM

54. TOTES.


I mean, it's not like you've got any DVDs left, so what else are ya gonna do?

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:51 AM

55. Well damn...

same as last time.

Invite him to dinner.

What's the worst that could happen?




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Response to pipi_k (Reply #55)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:36 AM

57. What if hogs all the tacos again?


And you KNOW you'll never forget the look on Grandma's face when he tried to balance that vase on the end of his nose...

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:45 AM

56. Ask where he got his.

 

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:47 AM

58. I would take his picture in case he needed to be identified later.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 10:32 AM

60. I hate it when that happens.



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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 12:30 PM

61. I would tell whoever let it out to come get their pet out of my house.

Smoke much? Do you?
This is the DU member formerly known as abakan.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 12:35 PM

62. I don't have a TV or a DVD collection

so I'd waste a few valuable moments wondering whose house I was in and how much I had to drink last night, and the T-Rex would zap me with his laser eyes and eat me.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 12:51 PM

63. Doesn't this belong in DU Lounge?

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #63)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 02:35 PM

65. Good answer!


Wait. I didn't know the Lounge had a DVD collection...

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 12:54 PM

64. Not going to worry, but a shark with a fricking laser beam on it's head is an

entirely different story.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #64)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:04 PM

67. Even worse:

Laser-Sharknado!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 05:10 PM

68. I'd give it cigarettes and beer money. n/t

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 06:41 PM

69. If my elementary school taught me anything it's this:

go into the hall, away from any windows, and "duck and cover".

I didn't much watch those DVDs any more anyhow, and the TV is just plain old.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:06 PM

70. Blue Oyster Cult

Had Godzilla with laser beam eyes. I got to see their light show before it got shut down by OSHA after several shows.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:11 PM

71. Check to see if it had English subtitles...




Tikki

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:21 PM

72. I'd be thinking I fell off the wagon..BIG TIME

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 07:51 PM

73. I'd wait for The Doctor to come deal with it

He would definitely be showing up like he did in London. Granted, the damned lizard swallowed the T.A.R.D.I.S., but still, it would be weird enough to expect a visit.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:33 PM

75. Get my fricken, fearless dog Sparky; to attack it while I made my escape.




Thanks for the thread, sibelian.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:34 PM

76. And this is posted because?

Need an explanation OP.

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Response to minivan2 (Reply #76)

Tue Sep 9, 2014, 02:31 AM

84. It MATTERS, OK?


Can't believe you're diminishing this issue. Sheesh.

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Response to sibelian (Reply #84)

Tue Sep 9, 2014, 02:40 AM

85. I actually prefer sharks with frickin laser beams attatched to their heads.

Unfortunately I have mutated sea bass.

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 08:39 PM

77. I'd KNOW that last drink I had was one too many! nt

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:04 PM

79. Duh

I'd take a selfie. #trex #jurassicstyle #yolo #blessed

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:11 PM

80. I'd call ISIS to come over with their turbines and kick Dino ass! N/t

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 09:15 PM

81. As long as it doesn't make it to the corner store or have a beard or turbine I am cool with it

As long as it pays for the damage to the wall
Of course
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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Mon Sep 8, 2014, 11:33 PM

82. Oh no there goes Tokyo

 

Go Go Godzilla!

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Response to sibelian (Original post)

Tue Sep 9, 2014, 12:45 AM

83. Throw a saddle on him

 

...and ride off into the sunset.

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