Hey Kids! Let's all post things we've "heard" about Allen West!

[Ken Burch]

It's fun! It's easy! and, like the stuff Allen's "heard"...it doesn't even have to be TRUE!!

Example:

I've "heard" that Allen West likes to dress up like "Frodo" from THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
(I "heard" myself say that out loud to myself just NOW...so there must be SOMETHING to it!)

Now it's your turn...Enjoy!

[blm]

1. You mean like the fact that West and a certain Greek GOP strategist in Florida

spend way more time together than his constituents realize?

[Kelvin Mace]

2. I heard

Allen West molests chipmunks while dressed up as John Wayne Gacy.

[Ken Burch]

8. How does he find John Wayne Gacy costumes small enough for chipmunks?

(is there an app for that?)

[Whisp]

3. I heard that Allen West liked David Lynch's Dune.

[RZM]

7. LOL n/t

[99Forever]

4. I've heard that he's a..

... Teapublican. That is about the worst thing a human being can be.

[valerief]

5. I've heard he picks other people's noses and eats their snot. Gross! nt

[LiberalArkie]

6. I think Ken is referring to 80% of republicans are gay pedophiles. I heard that from Craig

Edit: I am sorry if I offended any gay pedophiles out there by the association with Republicans.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. I heard.....

....while a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army, he once had his men beat an unarmed detainee, then shoved the man's head in a bucket and shot his pistol off right next to his head, all to get useless intelligence out of a man who turned out to be innocent, thus resulting in him being charged with violations of the UCMJ which he eventually weasled his way out of a court martial by taking an early "retirement" from the Army.

Oh wait, that one is true. My bad.

[Lil Missy]

10. I heard Allen West is a pedophile.

And he likes to screw small animals.

[Blue Meany]

11. I don't know about gay, but he is said to be chair of the Congressional Pedophile Caucus n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

12. I know for a fact

that despite his many degrees he's still a dumb ass.

[izquierdista]

13. I heard...

That his face was seen on a grilled cheese sandwich prepared by the nuns at Our Lady of Sourdes church in Kissimmee, and that the Florida Republican party is now incorporating the sandwich so that, being a legal person, it can run against Alan Grayson in the 9th district.

[meow2u3]

14. I heard Allen West is a reincarnated Klansman

[emulatorloo]

15. I've heard that 80 percent of Alan West's brain is made up of bullshit.

The other 20 percent is bird poop.

[guitar man]

16. I heard that he likes to roger sheep

On the edge of a cliff because it makes them push back.

[SomethingFishy]

17. Don't quote me on this but...

I heard that Allan West likes to sit up late at night with a bowl of Jello masturbating to pictures of Joe McCarthy dressed in womens underwear.

[Ken Burch]

19. Which one of them is wearing the women's underwear? Allen or Joe?

(also...is the jello a snack or does he...er...AIM at it?)

[eppur_se_muova]

18. I heard that at last he has no decency. nt

[Spirochete]

20. I hear he wears his coat backwards

so he can smell his neck...

[Tikki]

21. He yells at little kids to 'get off his lawn' and then he questions them on how...

they ended up in his neighborhood, on his street and in front of his house.
I think I am knowing this.

Tikki

[zbdent]

22. I heard he likes Santorum ...

[Ken Burch]

23. And the former 'Pug senator from Pennsylvania as well.

n/t.

[zbdent]

26. there's a former Republican senator from Pennsylvania?

who knew ...

[slampoet]

24. I've heard he belongs to a special club where men eat gumdrops with attractive poodles.

[hifiguy]

25. It involves mules, a stool and a drum of

AstroGlide. More than that I will not say.