"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper!

[skip fox]

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Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor&quot Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"

[badtoworse]

1. Looks like a nuisance carrying that big thing. A Glock 17 would be my choice.

[Rex]

2. That guy better be careful, I hear you de-evolve into THIS guy after 3 years!

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

[underpants]

3. Fredo lives!!!

[underpants]

4. Yes I am a grown man. You may think this is an odd choice for a grown man but I liked the hat

No really!

[Tom_Foolery]

5. Now we see Alberto as he makes the scene at the pharmacy...

in his sporty fedora and white striped blue polo shirt. All accessorized by his semi-automatic weapon that says, "Yeah, I'm armed; but I'm still accessible to all the lovely ladies."

[skip fox]

6. "Don't worry, before I shoot you in the chest, I'll give you two warning shots

in the balls!"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. I carry a rifle so you won't notice my stupid hat.

[Fred Sanders]

8. "You can tell I am a good guy with a gun by the way I wear my fedora."

[Fred Sanders]

9. "If you see another guy with a gun he is probably the bad guy, why can't you tell?"

[skip fox]

10. "Listen, I only come in here packing 'cause

there's a big sale on super-steroid beef!"

[rustydog]

11. Gutless whimp

'Nuff said

[Iggo]

12. Nice hat, Booji.

[skip fox]

13. Our gun nut is thinking:

"Other people go out and Flo for Progressive always shows up to sell them insurance. . . . How come she never shows up and offeres me any insurance? . . . Does she have something against gun owners, or what?"

[NuclearDem]

14. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the derpiest one of all?