Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations (Tom the Dancing Bug)

[pokerfan]

IN WHICH Bible Stories Are Presented for the Benefit of Newly Formed and Young Corporations



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[FSogol]

1. K&R. n/t

[zeemike]

2. Honer thy father and thy mother.

And/or the board of directors...

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Spelling police just rote (sic) you a ticket. eom

Love, Peace and Shelter. Lmsp

[zeemike]

10. If I keep getting these tickets will I lose my license?

I wold hate to face writing without a license.

[littlemissmartypants]

12. You sillie. nt

[zeemike]

13. Well I am glad I got a ROFL out of you.

Instead of an angry post.

[littlemissmartypants]

14. I am seldom angry, love.

[Initech]

4. That's it, I'm going to establish myself as a corporate entity.

I'd have way more rights than I would have as an ordinary citizen.

[tridim]

5. Where do corporations go to church?

Because that would have to be one big-ass church.

I've never seen a Hobby Lobby store dress up on Sunday morning in anything other than a "Closed" sign.

[pokerfan]

9. it's absurd

The corporate veil shields the owners' personal property from liability. It should also shield the employees from the wackadoodle religious beliefs of the owners.

[sulphurdunn]

6. I'm waiting for the Holy Wall Street Bible

It's sermons are already preached in many churches and synagogues. The corporations just need to put into print with the golden image of a golden calf and the number 666 on the cover. Red leather would add a nice touch too.

[Dragonfli]

8. Both Anton LaVey and Ayn Rand have that pretty much covered.

All that is needed is to combine both of their seminal works as old and new testament and add that cool red cover you described.

[burrowowl]

7. K&R

[Quantess]

11. Great! Now let's see the Islamic version.

It could happen.