Louie Gohmert appreciation thread

[rurallib]

Where would DU be without Louie? What could we possibly use as the epitome of stupid other than a rock.
But a rock can't possibly put words together nearly as well as Louie. Actually a rock makes much more sense in its silence.

"So when [caribou] want to go on a date, they invite each other to head over to the pipeline. ... So my real concern now [is] if oil stops running through the pipeline ... do we need a study to see how adversely the caribou would be affected if that warm oil ever quit flowing?"


Louie


intellectual equivalent

[lame54]

1. The only one more stupid than Louie Gohmert is...

A Louie Gohmert Voter

[randys1]

5. Understand, this moron was a JUDGE before he was elected by other morons to congress

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/07/gohmert-says-he-duct-taped-a-defendants-head-when-he-was-a-judge-in-texas/

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) revealed on Tuesday that he had wanted to keep a defendant quiet so badly that he “duct taped his head” while serving as a judge in Texas.

It was funny for a while that someone this stupid, this mean, this racist, could actually be elected...not funny anymore...

[Wounded Bear]

2. Obviously, you don't like rocks much...

[rurallib]

3. hit one with my mower yesterday

sneaky bastard was hiding in the weeds, just like Louie.

[TexasTowelie]

4. On behalf of all rocks, I resent this comparison.

[doxydad]

6. Who voted this MORAN into office?

Every...EVERY time this ass hat opens his mouth, he's wrong. How the FUCK did he get elected?

[hobbit709]

7. A truckload of rocks is smarter than Louie.

[MrScorpio]

8. We all know my feelings for the guy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025096749

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

9. I appreciate the rock more.

And I can't understand how a person so stupid hasn't yet earned a Darwin award.

[Erose999]

10. Loopy Louie, haha

[malaise]

11. Best laugh for the morning

Rec - what a perfect pic.

[underpants]

12. Can't stop giggling. Caribous go on dates?

So Louie knows that caribou "head over to the pipeline" like going to the submarine races?

[underpants]

13. Jon Stewart last night making Louie look like ... well... Louie

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025246764

[Blue Owl]

14. Is that a rock or a loaf of stupid?

Oh wait, it's Louie!