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Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:23 PM

Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars

Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars
By David Ferguson
Friday, June 27, 2014 14:30 EDT


A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”

Michigan Live reported Friday that Saginaw’s Jordan D. Haskins dismisses the arrests and prison time as the results of youthful indiscretion and said that he is ready to “move on from that and do what I can” to serve his state as a Republican state Representative.

“I have dreams,” Haskins said to Michigan Live, “and I want to make a difference.”

Haskins, 24, has served prison time in two states and is currently on parole, but there are no rules preventing him from running for the state House.

On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/michigan-gop-candidate-ignore-my-arrests-for-publicly-masturbating-in-other-peoples-cars/

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Reply Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars (Original post)
babylonsister Jun 2014 OP
KamaAina Jun 2014 #1
babylonsister Jun 2014 #2
Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #11
MADem Jul 2014 #39
Takket Jun 2014 #3
RKP5637 Jun 2014 #10
Enrique Jun 2014 #12
Coventina Jun 2014 #26
Skidmore Jun 2014 #4
jmowreader Jun 2014 #5
Louisiana1976 Jun 2014 #14
In_The_Wind Jun 2014 #6
RKP5637 Jun 2014 #7
immoderate Jun 2014 #8
hfojvt Jun 2014 #9
Alex P Notkeaton Jun 2014 #13
alsame Jun 2014 #15
underpants Jun 2014 #16
Spirochete Jun 2014 #17
louis-t Jun 2014 #18
etherealtruth Jun 2014 #19
47of74 Jun 2014 #20
dougg Jun 2014 #21
Contrary1 Jun 2014 #22
B Calm Jun 2014 #23
stevenleser Jun 2014 #24
Dr. Strange Jun 2014 #25
Jamaal510 Jun 2014 #27
Orrex Jun 2014 #28
C Moon Jun 2014 #31
JoePhilly Jun 2014 #29
C Moon Jun 2014 #30
Orrex Jun 2014 #33
C Moon Jun 2014 #35
Orrex Jun 2014 #36
Dopers_Greed Jun 2014 #32
lonestarnot Jun 2014 #34
Spirochete Jun 2014 #37
Ash_F Jul 2014 #38

Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:24 PM

1. What a jerk

 

-off.

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Response to KamaAina (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:24 PM

2. Bwhahaha!

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Response to KamaAina (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:36 PM

11. ....

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Response to KamaAina (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:15 AM

39. Oh you kid~! nt

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:25 PM

3. "Stool of conservastism"?

That sounds like another fetish lol

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Response to Takket (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:35 PM

10. He's working up to leaving a little conservative gift behind for the car owner. A stool

for conservatism, just a little gift.

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Response to Takket (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:37 PM

12. i thought that was Rick Santorum

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Response to Takket (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 01:15 PM

26. Cleveland steamer?

Gosh, I needed a laugh.....

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:28 PM

4. Ewwwww....I bet he has dreams.

He makes the guy in OK who won't concede seem grounded.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:29 PM

5. I shudder to think: Freedom to do what?

Oh Jordan: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" does not qualify as faith.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:39 PM

14. ....

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:29 PM

6. Good grief!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:32 PM

7. I'm sure god told him it was ok! n/t

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:33 PM

8. Perfectly normal! Who doesn't jerk off when they see sparking ignition wires?

 

Freedom!


--imm

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:34 PM

9. you can get arrested for that?

Well that ruins my plans for Friday night.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:38 PM

13. Come again?

 

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:42 PM

15. ...

&feature=player_detailpage

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:54 PM

16. Nickname: "Sparky"

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:30 PM

17. Great campaign slogan!

"Let's crank out the vote!"

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:49 PM

18. Repugs have a cute term for everything, don't they?

"Youthful indiscretions" covers everything from stealing hubcaps to assault with a deadly weapon in their eyes. Except if you're a Democrat. This is a sick man.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 06:40 PM

19. I am terrified to click on posts that include the words "Michigan" and / or "GOP (republican)"

Once again the "GOP" has shamed the State of Michigan

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 08:19 PM

20. He has dreams? Are they wet by any chance?

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 11:52 AM

21. Dreams?

More like - fantasies.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 12:39 PM

22. “I really had no friends at the time,” he said.

What a surprise...not. All this guy had to offer was free lube jobs for their vehicles.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 12:42 PM

23. Cranking. . . Okay. . . LOL

 

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 01:01 PM

24. I feel safe in predicting he will be prematurely ejected from the race. nt

 

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 01:09 PM

25. I don't understand this autoerotic ass fixiation thing.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:00 PM

27. Oh great, another Beavis and Butthead candidate. nt

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:02 PM

28. If elected, I'm worried about how he'd treat his staff

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Response to Orrex (Reply #28)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:36 PM

31. WOW!!!

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:05 PM

29. Auditioning to join the GOP House ... all they do is ...

... masturbate.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:35 PM

30. You gotta give him credit: he is a straight shooter.

First order of business: legalize masturbation in other people's vehicles.

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Response to C Moon (Reply #30)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:56 PM

33. I admire his cock-sure attitude.

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Response to Orrex (Reply #33)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 03:19 PM

35. :D His opponents will have to face some stiff competition.

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Response to C Moon (Reply #35)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 03:53 PM

36. It's clear that the GOP has some upstanding members.

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:45 PM

32. But what he did is OK

As long as the gender of the cars were thought of as "female" by their owners

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 02:59 PM

34. Good gawd Michigan is just all the way fucked up.

 

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Mon Jun 30, 2014, 04:23 PM

37. What a weird guy!

Amazing that John Conyers can come from the same state as Ted Nugent and this idiot...

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Response to babylonsister (Original post)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:18 AM

38. Apparently, this is a thing

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