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Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:44 PM

I SHIT YOU NOT: GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double

UPDATE: OK GOP Primary candidate refuses to concede to Congressman Frank Lucas (R) because he believes that Congressman Lucas has been dead for two years and that apparently the DoD replaced him with a clone or surgically altered double. I SHIT YOU NOT:




WASHINGTON -- Political opponents accuse each other of lying all the time, but one Oklahoma congressional candidate took his accusation to a new level this week when he claimed his opponent was actually dead and being represented by a body double.

KFOR in Oklahoma reports that Timothy Ray Murray believes Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Okla.), his opponent in the congressional Republican primary, was executed three years ago and is being represented by a look-alike. Because he believes Lucas is really dead, Murray said he will challenge the results of Tuesday's Republican primary, in which Murray received 5.2 percent of the vote. Lucas won the primary with 82.8 percent of the vote.

"It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike. Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011," Murray said in a statement posted on his campaign website. The statement claimed Lucas and “a few other” members of Congress from Oklahoma and other states were shown on television being hanged by “The World Court.”

"I am contesting that this matter has happen [sic] since his election was blocked, because of the U.S. Defense Department’s use of Mr. Murray's DNA. To my knowledge, the U.S. Defense Department has not released to the public that information, as it is their confidential information about many people," Murray's statement said.




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Reply I SHIT YOU NOT: GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double (Original post)
kpete Jun 2014 OP
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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:45 PM

1. Pretty funny

 

Heck he only got 5 points running against a dead man.....

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Response to yeoman6987 (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:45 PM

49. John Ashwipe

 

lost to a dead man, Mel Carnahan, in a Mizery senate election in 2000. Some of these pukes and baggers are so disliked that voters prefer zombies..........LOL

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:47 PM

2. I wanted to write something witty, but my brain just died a horrible, screaming death.

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:03 PM

12. LOL

I'm with you!

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:18 PM

74. +2

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:47 PM

3. Evidence of OK being the meth capital of the US.

 

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Response to HooptieWagon (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:36 PM

65. It's not that

it's the fracking waste in the water supply.

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Response to SwankyXomb (Reply #65)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:32 PM

78. Jesus frackin' meth! nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:50 PM

4. These are the same people that want to lead the country.....

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:05 PM

39. Yeah. Kinda terrifying, isn't it?

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:40 PM

47. Easy to manipulate by those who wish to

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 09:52 PM

85. No they don't. What they want to do is scuttle it and fence the scrap

Then usher in a less caring and less responsible form of feudalism than the past with the fat cats as lords wrapped in a flag made utterly meaningless and sanctified by prosperity gospel.

The Turd Way wants fascism softened by multiculturalism and phony democracy, where corporation and state merge.

Neither is acceptable but some seem ready to swallow it if the rulers sometimes look like them and they can pretend to vote for the face of the devil.

I suspect they hope to meet somewhere in the middle, aka "bipartisanship".

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:50 PM

5. ROFLMFAO!!!!!

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:51 PM

6. Well, if it's "widely known" that Lucas is a body double, then who are we to doubt Murray?

I was skeptical until Murray informed us it was "widely known" that the real Frank Lucas is dead and has been replaced by an imposter.

I'm not one to go up against popular belief, after all.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:53 PM

7. There needs to be a mental stability qualification for anyone to run for

a public office.

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #7)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:54 PM

52. True.

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 01:10 AM

89. That would drain the candidate pool in a hurry.

I mean, it's almost self-selecting, isn't it?

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #89)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 08:29 AM

98. ...

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 03:25 AM

93. And, he just failed.

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #7)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 03:38 AM

96. Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you that while we're chatting here so enjoyably...

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Response to Gravitycollapse (Reply #96)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 08:27 AM

97. Bingo!!! n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:55 PM

8. More and more OP's one would bet originated from The Onion, but no..it's just Republicans evolving.

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Response to Jefferson23 (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:50 PM

35. evolving? devolving?




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Response to rurallib (Reply #35)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:06 PM

41. lol, you got it..perfect.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #35)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:38 PM

45. seems overly flattering.

This is not my opinion. It is the opinion of my clone.

The original BlancheSplanchnik died shortly after viewing a clip from Fox Newz, as a result of a cerebrovascular accident precipitated by exposure to lethal levels of assholery.

Fortunately, the original BlancheSplanchnik had prepared for such an eventuality, correctly predicting that repuke assholery would continue to rise exponentially until inevitably reaching a parts per million concentration known to be fatal to intelligent life.


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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 01:58 PM

9. "Frank is dead, miss him, miss him..."

It's true! I just played my Abbey Road CD backwards and heard that.

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:20 PM

21. Beat me to it!

I was going to say, "Hey, if the Beatles could pull it off using a body double after Paul died, anything's possible."

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:33 PM

26. Backward CD? Very cool!

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:05 PM

40. "Turn me on, dead man... "

 

Yep, read the OP and THIS was my very 1st thought too!! GMTA!

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Response to edbermac (Reply #9)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 02:05 AM

92. He ain't dead, 'just smells that way.

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:02 PM

10. I wonder if anyone will follow up on this story? eom.

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:02 PM

11. Unfortunately, this is of no surprise coming from the GOP

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:03 PM

13. He's dead Tim.


Seriously I hope he wins. Gonna be a R there anyway so might as well have one that's good for a few laughs.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:07 PM

14. This is sad.

This guy probably has real mental problems, but because he's a tea partier people think it's just more RW blather and fake conspiracy theories.

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #14)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:09 PM

15. agreed

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #14)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 03:33 AM

94. +1

Reading these statements, I worry he might harm someone. He needs help fast.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:10 PM

16. Since the DOD hasn't released any information

it must be true!

Lucas's denial would have been more convincing if a aide wasn't standing behind him with a remote control unit and a can of oil!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:12 PM

17. well, i guess the question becomes, how good a legislator is the clone/body double?

i mean, maybe Clone Lucas is doing a fantastic job representing his constituents, and deserves another term by their measure...

Oh wait -- it's the Republicans, so competence and ability to govern have nothing to do with how candidates perform in elections. Nevermind.

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Response to 0rganism (Reply #17)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:48 PM

34. Reminds me of the old Woody Allen joke about the cousin who thought he was a chicken

We'd put him in an institution, but we really need the eggs.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:16 PM

18. Bet this guy is a Birther, too. This is a whole new conspiracy: Where's the Long Form Death Cert?!!!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:17 PM

19. What if this guy is suffering from a mental illness?

I know everyone's laughing about it, but it's rather alarming that these kind of statements are accepted as normal RW political discourse.

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Response to CJCRANE (Reply #19)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:26 PM

23. I so agree with you. And what's scary is people out there are voting for him

and people in here think it would be a hoot to have him elected to office.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:19 PM

20. This guy must be related to Lee Mercer, Jr.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:22 PM

22. Fucking crazy assholes

what is with repukes?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:31 PM

24. After 43 years, I will be leaving Oklahoma. Just in time, it would seem

before the lunatics take the place over. Moving to Mauritius by the end of the year.

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Response to CBGLuthier (Reply #24)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 03:35 AM

95. WOW

Please share photos once you get there. That's on my list for travel. That must be quite a change from landlocked Oklahoma.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:32 PM

25. Mr. Murray "Monsters vs. Aliens" was NOT a documentary

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:35 PM

27. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a clone!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:37 PM

28. Of course, it's not a body double, Mr. Murray

It's a pod person.



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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:39 PM

29. No doubt a stranger to reality

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:44 PM

30. Lucas isn't really dead

He's down in Argentina, along with Hitler, JFK, and Elvis, all of whom are widely known to be still alive.

(BTW, this revelation has no impact whatsoever on the fact that Orrin Hatch is a space alien.)

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Response to RufusTFirefly (Reply #30)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:47 PM

32. or maybe he's hiking the Appalachian Trail?

Like that governor from a few years back?

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #32)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:01 PM

55. Exactly.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:46 PM

31. Breaking - Tim Ray Murray has been found

to have had his brain removed, and was using a box of rocks as a substitute.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:48 PM

33. Who did they replace him with?

Denzel Washington?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:52 PM

36. This is a joke, right?

If not, well, wow.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:54 PM

37. I wonder whether Murray has Capgras delusion

It's a bizarre neurological disorder where the patient believes a friend or loved one has been replaced by an impostor.
It usually occurs in paranoid schizophrenics or people who have experienced some sort of brain trauma.



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Response to RufusTFirefly (Reply #37)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:28 PM

64. Yes, I had the same thought when I read this. n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 02:59 PM

38. Gawd Bless Mercuh!

 

(If there were an icon for "shitting my pants laughing," I'd use it.)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:21 PM

42. Murray is a tea bagger, right?

Or does he just watch too much television?

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:23 PM

43. If there was a "Dumb Shit" Award,

... this one might win as nominee in the "Best Dumb Shit" category. Really, there is no depth they will not go, because believe it or not, there are people who actually believe their dumb shit shenanigans.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:36 PM

44. They have to do this

their voters demand it.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:38 PM

46. Wow,...I had no idea Oklahoma was the center of the universe.

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:41 PM

48. While I don't believe Lucas is a clone, I do believe that all GOP'er are aliens.

LOL

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:49 PM

50. This is great! This is the second time this week that..............

a teapublican is doing something more entertaining than dangerous.
We should encourage this behavior!
Send him supportive E-Mails.
Heck send him a DVD of Blade Runner or Brian De Palma's Body Double.
Support Timothy Ray Murray's harmless dealusion. It is in no way as dangerous as the dark mussings of John McCain.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:50 PM

51. SHIT...How did he find out?!!!

How hard were the Overlord's instructions, people? Just don't tell this ONE guy in Oklahoma! Who blabbed?
I bet it was Mitch....he leaves secret paperwork laying around all the time. Damn it Mitch, didn't you learn from the FEMA camp memo you left in Albuquerque?

Okay everybody, sneak out of your houses tonight and we'll meet in San Francisco for an emergency meeting to get this back undercover...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:56 PM

53. why didn't he just use the evil twin theory?

The evil twin theory is much more widely known than the body double/DNA explanation and more reasonable, given the widely known suspect nature of DNA, which is code for "Science", it being a fact that Science is a liberal plot to cede control of the United States of Jesus (USofJ) over to The Dark Lord, who has already prepared a week-long, fiery inauguration saturnalia at which our beloved country will be renamed, "the American States of Satan (ASofS)".

Whether we like it or not.

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #53)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 09:40 AM

100. Well, Blanche, it may interest you to know that I have an evil twin

As measured by the Evilometer (Pat Pend).

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 03:59 PM

54. ....

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:02 PM

56. Seems to be perfectly normal behavior for Teabaggers to not accept the results of an election under

any circumstances.... And that's that!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:02 PM

57. Big fan of the movie "Dave"????

This is better than "The Onion"

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:13 PM

58. 5% - 3,442 Republicans - voted for this loon

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/elections/2014/by_state/OK_US_House_0624.html?SITE=CSPANELN&SECTION=POLITICS

He was a loon before losing - his webpage: http://www.timothyraymurray.com/Home_Page.html

I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what

The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:14 PM

59. SMDH

Okies are weird. I mean, look at their senators….

I once said to a Texan friend that Oklahoma sucks. Her reply was, "Yeah, it does, but it keeps Kansas from smashing into us."

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:18 PM

60. All my stuff was stolen last night

and replaced with exact duplicates.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:22 PM

61. I wonder if you play a record backwards, it says "Frank is dead."

Murray is locco in extremis.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:26 PM

62. Delusional

Someone more familiar with diagnosis can have a better go of this.

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Response to Sienna86 (Reply #62)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:59 PM

68. I'm definitely voting for Not Quite Right after looking at his homepage.

[link: http://www.timothyraymurray.com|

As your Ambassador, Hon. Timothy Ray Murray, for The People of The United States, I have:
* Requested and obtained in 2013, Protection from partial or whole life placement on Starship without the knowledge and or will of any person(s) on Earth or in Space, and the storage of partial human size life on Earth or in this Solar system. This matter is sealed with The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court.


Requested and obtained removal, from humans, of an illegal
de-human chip from persons abroad and in armed forces use. Helped block the 7th day Legislation in the ‘70’s that would put the 666 de-human chip in every person on earth. In prevention of the fore-mentioned, it was sealed with The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court at that time and since that time.


While I wouldn't want to actually diagnose the guy, as I haven't met him or done more than read his webpage and a few news articles about him, I would definitely be comfortable saying Something Is Not Quite Right. If he was previously successful and relatively coherent, perhaps early onset dementia of some kind?


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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:38 PM

66. Wow

Not much I can really say
The guy needs counseling

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 04:47 PM

67. This is a very sad and troubled man.

His campaign web site is very revealing. http://www.timothyraymurray.com/

He doesn't seem particularly 'gifted' in the qualifications department:

"....career has been in Pharmacy Chains, as Corporate Store Director,
worked in Sales,
worked for the United States Postal Service, as a Rural Carrier,
was Awarded Honor status by U.S. Presidents Nixon, Ford, and others,
was Youth Diplomat for U.S. Mission for The United Nations, 1978,
was awarded United Nations Humanitarian Expert status as Diplomat,
was Assistant to an Oklahoma City Councilman in 2004-05
and is again a Candidate for U.S. House for Oklahoma’s 3rd District, 2014."



He gives himself the title "Hon." and calls himself Ambassador, evidently based on his stint as a Youth Diplomat back in the 70's, but he promises that he's human.

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Response to Ineeda (Reply #67)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 05:14 PM

70. He doth protest too much.

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Response to Ineeda (Reply #67)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 01:18 AM

90. Pharmacies, eh?

I'm thinking he kept a little something something on the side for himself.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 05:11 PM

69. He ran for the same seat as a Democrat in 2012

...and got 20% of the vote.

I'm thinking he's had a brain injury. Stroke maybe? Or some kind of early onset dementia? Because his rational has clearly left the building...

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Response to DeadLetterOffice (Reply #69)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 08:04 PM

82. Schizophrenia maybe but explain his voters !!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 05:29 PM

71. The Onion has been pwned.

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #71)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 08:31 PM

84. Or something?

 

Dear goodness, I know politics get crazy, but this crazy? Man, this is epic lunacy right here. "I oppose because my opponent is dead." The only person I can think of that could have used that defense was Clinton against Dole, and that was mostly because Dole was dead inside. Maybe Obama could have used that argument against Romney too - "He's a body double, because he hasn't been anything but a puppet for 40 years, and for 20 of those he's had no brain activity."

Though neither of them would have been crass enough to come right out and say it.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 05:32 PM

72. Their whole party have went stock raving mad

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:14 PM

73. A good comment from the Huff po site

Robert Jensen · Top Commenter
He might be a body double. The real Rep. Frank Lucas (R-OK) was in Congress during the Bush Administration and voted for two tax cuts for the wealthy (unpaid for), two wars (unpaid for), a drug prescription plan for seniors (unpaid for), a tripling of the Defense budget (unpaid for), tax subsidies for Oklahoma's energy companies (unpaid for). The Frank Lucas body double ran on a campaign violently objecting to the trillion dollar budget deficits that the dead Frank Lucas voted for.

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Response to treestar (Reply #73)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:31 PM

77. LOL!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:20 PM

75. Okay, I though the whole "World Cup is un-American" nonsense

 

was, well, nonsense, but this didn't just take the cake, it took the whole damn bakery.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:30 PM

76. Clonegate. This beats Birthergate.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:34 PM

79. To quote Will Smith in "Men In Black":

"This ranks about a 9 out of 10 on my weird shit-o-meter."

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 07:40 PM

80. Only in Oklahoma!

Sigh



I am always saying that to run for office in Oklahoma you have to be bat sh*t crazy. I believe that my point has been made.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 08:00 PM

81. More batshit crazy from his website

I am also a owner of oil, gases, and minerals rights of other Oklahoma land. Like the Senator from Kentucky, I own oil, gases and mineral rights along with others that cover most of The State of Oklahoma. The purpose of this ownership is for The People of The United States. The purchase was made with funds of The George Washington family of which I am a direct descendent. I am not of knowledge of all of the former President's family directions with his assets, however I will justly try to follow his directions of just and lawful nature for The People of The United States and of myself. I will never turn over Management of these resource assets to solely to The U.S. President, or legislative action
The Senator announced out his ownership in the 2012 election because of miss Representation of U.S. Office holders in his State. It has now been discovered miss Representation of U.S. Office holders has long existed in Oklahoma using this fact about Oklahoma oil and minerals being owned by The People and other unjust excuses. This miss-Representation includes Oklahoma’s 3rd District and other Oklahoma Districts. Today is the day to correctly follow The People's voice.

We ask the few Members of Congress blocking The People’s correct vote to uphold The United States Constitution and seat the justly elected Persons. This matter is their duty.

Despite what President Obama said on television about slapping anyone that votes for Oil barons, I am sure that will not happen for voting for Timothy Ray Murray. (The President was joking. He knows that is illegal, and that no one should ever do that.)

.............insanity!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 08:21 PM

83. Forget it Jake, it's Knuckledrag

 

Oklahoma. The smartest guy in the whole state had an IQ of 64.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jun 27, 2014, 10:17 PM

86. This guy did a half gainer into the deep end

 

of a pool of crazy.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 12:37 AM

87. The Doppelbagger

n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 01:56 AM

91. I have to admit, he does look like a surgically altered double.

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jun 28, 2014, 08:49 AM

99. And Murray is a hologram...

All is well in the Universe.

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