Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis

[doxydad]

At least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010.

http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/nine-signs-dangerous-gun-nut-craziness-2014

OP wonders: How many went off half-cocked?

[cantbeserious]

1. Chuckles

eom

[Exposethefrauds]

2. Besides being funny it is also Darwinism in action, they are stupid enough to

Besides being funny it is also Darwinism in action, they are stupid enough to shoot off their winkies now they can no longer reproduce which is a very good thing.

Perhaps through attrition we will finally get some gun control as the all the owners one by one shoot off their junk keeping them from reproducing.

[pipoman]

8. Well, let's see...

5 in 4 years. ...we could round to 1 per year, 100,000,000 years...not considering the changes for population growth. ..

[betsuni]

3. Premature emasculation

[littlemissmartypants]

4. DUsy. n/t

[Lady Freedom Returns]

6. ...

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Kicking. Thank you. nt

[postulater]

7. STOP GENITAL MUTILATION!

Keep the gun in your back pocket.

[madinmaryland]

25. Well, they will then shoot their ass off. I guess that is better

than shooting their dick off.

[Katashi_itto]

9. The private life of Ammosexuals.

[paleotn]

10. Wow! that's even worse than..."you'll shoot your eye out, kid."

.... Had Ralphie been told "you'll shoot your dick off, kid", he'd have then and there abandoned all hope of owning a red rider BB gun, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

[Enthusiast]

11. I might be forced to alert on this post.

I kid.

[MarianJack]

12. How about a...

...Darwin Award?

PEACE!

[SDjack]

15. Maybe a NRA Blue Penis Award? And a toy cap gun for holster training? nt

[another_liberal]

13. That is what one gets . . .

When one attempts to achieve coitus with firearm.

When will they learn? (sigh)

[armed_and_liberal]

14. he's shooting blanks now!

With any luck this maroon's breeding days is over.

[BeyondGeography]

16. Dicks

[marble falls]

17. To be fair, the penis was wearing a hoodie.

[Agschmid]

19. Wow.

[U4ikLefty]

27. Okay, now that was freakin awesome!!!

[Alex P Notkeaton]

30. CHA-ching!

[Warren DeMontague]

35. ***

[Lobo27]

18. Only a good penis with protection could have prevented this.

[nxylas]

20. They must be very skilled shooters

To be able to hit such a small target.

[Generic Brad]

21. He was actually an irresponsible penis owner

Guns don't kill penises. Penises kill penises.

[asjr]

22. He was so cocksure when he reached for his weapon.

[NuclearDem]

23. Yet another tragic example of gun on gun violence.

[Blue Owl]

24. This proves that being an NRA member IS dangerous

n/t

[etherealtruth]

26. Guns are dangerous ... to their owners

... and those around them.

I don't find this injury funny ... anything but funny. It is simply further proof of the dangers

[U4ikLefty]

28. The only way to stop a bad penis is a good penis with a gun.

Don't ask me how the trigger thing works

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

29. Fortunately, he just missed his nearby brain.

[northoftheborder]

31. DUZY for this thread!

[Alex P Notkeaton]

32. The gun he bought to compensate for his micro-dong ended up destroying it

Now that, Ms Morissette, is ironic!

[WhiteTara]

33. Yet another way to cleanse the gene pool. nt

[PeoViejo]

34. Uncocked upon arrival at the Hospital

Never trust a guy that walks around Half-cocked.

[Warpy]

36. First one I knew was in Boston in 1970

"I was playin wit my gun, shot myself inna dink."

He claimed to have gotten his guns via burglary. I have no reason to disbelieve him.