Rand Paul Calls Hillary’s Book Not Worth Plagiarizing --claims Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) ripped former Secretary of State Hillary Clintons new book, Hard Choices, today, telling reporters, I read it, and honestly, I didnt find anything in it worth plagiarizing.
Calling the new book disappointing, Sen. Paul said, I read a lot of books, and its rare that I dont find a passage or two to lift here or there. I just read the second Harry Potter book and I thought there was some dialogue of Voldemorts that could work well in my stump speech. But this Hillary book? Nada.
Asked whether he would read future books by Secretary Clinton, Sen. Paul said that it was unlikely.
Look, if you write six hundred and fifty-six pages and give me nothing to steal, you are just wasting my time, said Sen. Paul, who added that he was currently finding some great stuff in the novel The Fault in Our Stars.
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