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Sun Apr 20, 2014, 10:54 AM

 

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Thread- Resurrected!

Last edited Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:06 PM - Edit history (7)

As someone who left the Protestant Church on good terms… I like the whimsy of Zombie Jesus.

However, someone alerted this thread. so I cleared it out while DU'ers could click on edit history in OP to see graphics.

Ultimately, after this thread REFUSED TO DIE, I decided to resurrect the original graphics.

IMO, it's way too silly to be offensive.






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Reply Happy Zombie Jesus Day Thread- Resurrected! (Original post)
KittyWampus Apr 2014 OP
Iggo Apr 2014 #1
Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #2
chrisstopher Apr 2014 #3
Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #36
eppur_se_muova Apr 2014 #99
Android3.14 Apr 2014 #4
KittyWampus Apr 2014 #5
MohRokTah Apr 2014 #20
Logical Apr 2014 #46
n2doc Apr 2014 #6
whathehell Apr 2014 #7
LordGlenconner Apr 2014 #16
pintobean Apr 2014 #24
whathehell Apr 2014 #41
LordGlenconner Apr 2014 #42
whathehell Apr 2014 #45
HERVEPA Apr 2014 #79
Logical Apr 2014 #47
whathehell Apr 2014 #52
Logical Apr 2014 #64
Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #72
Logical Apr 2014 #74
RandoLoodie Apr 2014 #109
HERVEPA Apr 2014 #78
The Straight Story Apr 2014 #8
NutmegYankee Apr 2014 #10
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #9
ManiacJoe Apr 2014 #11
Go Vols Apr 2014 #33
KittyWampus Apr 2014 #39
CrispyQ Apr 2014 #12
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #13
etherealtruth Apr 2014 #14
eppur_se_muova Apr 2014 #100
Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #17
LiberalElite Apr 2014 #31
CrispyQ Apr 2014 #35
LiberalElite Apr 2014 #37
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #67
whathehell Apr 2014 #43
Logical Apr 2014 #48
whathehell Apr 2014 #54
whathehell Apr 2014 #60
Logical Apr 2014 #65
CrispyQ Apr 2014 #55
Post removed Apr 2014 #58
csziggy Apr 2014 #15
Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #18
csziggy Apr 2014 #22
Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #50
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #19
CrispyQ Apr 2014 #21
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #23
CrispyQ Apr 2014 #56
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #62
KittyWampus Apr 2014 #40
csziggy Apr 2014 #77
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #25
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2014 #49
ismnotwasm Apr 2014 #61
Bluenorthwest Apr 2014 #26
Scootaloo Apr 2014 #27
Bluenorthwest Apr 2014 #107
Scootaloo Apr 2014 #108
itsrobert Apr 2014 #28
Scruffy Rumbler Apr 2014 #90
1000words Apr 2014 #94
Scruffy Rumbler Apr 2014 #95
Inkfreak Apr 2014 #106
McCamy Taylor Apr 2014 #29
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2014 #30
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #32
BainsBane Apr 2014 #34
Maeve Apr 2014 #51
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #63
BainsBane Apr 2014 #70
m-lekktor Apr 2014 #38
chrisstopher Apr 2014 #44
Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #53
hrmjustin Apr 2014 #57
MohRokTah Apr 2014 #59
flvegan Apr 2014 #66
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #68
flvegan Apr 2014 #69
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #71
flvegan Apr 2014 #75
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #84
flvegan Apr 2014 #86
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #87
1000words Apr 2014 #76
Skip Intro Apr 2014 #104
Tom Ripley Apr 2014 #73
Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #80
cordelia Apr 2014 #81
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #85
Vashta Nerada Apr 2014 #98
1000words Apr 2014 #82
LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #91
WinkyDink Apr 2014 #83
LeftyMom Apr 2014 #88
Mariana Apr 2014 #89
LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #92
LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #93
Demo_Chris Apr 2014 #96
mike_c Apr 2014 #97
chrisstopher Apr 2014 #101
LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #102
Skip Intro Apr 2014 #103
Cali_Democrat Apr 2014 #105
Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2014 #110

Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:00 AM

1. Yay!

Think I'll go to the movies. Or eat lunch. Or have a fancy milkshake at Sbux.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:36 AM

2. He's risen from the grave and he wants your soul! nt

 

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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:46 AM

3. Zombie Jesus

And he's been eating people's brains ever since.

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Response to chrisstopher (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:25 PM

36. Spooky! nt

 

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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:29 PM

99. First he came for your soul ... now he wants your brain. nt

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 12:00 PM

4. And the results are in

 

The amazing thing is that is was so close.



On Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:52 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024847372

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

We have many Christian DUers. This is hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, and inappropriate - especially on Easter Sunday.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:57 AM, and the Jury voted 3-4 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Especially on a day that is ruled by a magic rabbit hiding colorful eggs and candies. I'm sorry, I respect all faith in a compassionate way (unless given faith wants to oppress,) but this alert is just silly and overly sensitive.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Trash
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Oh, come on.
Proverbs 15:13 - A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.

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Response to Android3.14 (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 12:12 PM

5. Thanks, I just cleared out the OP. Honestly didn't find it offensive. I think it's actually

 

fun.

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Response to Android3.14 (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:46 PM

20. So 3 out of 7 people cannot take a joke when poked at their sacred stories?

 

Shades of Islamic intolerance of Mohammed cartoons.

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Response to Android3.14 (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:48 PM

46. LOL, not one 'HIDE IT' had the guts to explain why! nt

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:02 PM

6. Some peeps don't have a sense of humor

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Response to n2doc (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:11 PM

7. Yeah, and some have no sensitivity..

Just sayin...

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Response to whathehell (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:44 PM

16. You'll be okay

 

Just rub some dirt on it.

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Response to LordGlenconner (Reply #16)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:58 PM

24. Will redundancy help?

 

Will redundancy help?

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Response to LordGlenconner (Reply #16)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:13 PM

41. I'm fine, honey..

I wouldn't vouch for you, though

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Response to whathehell (Reply #41)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:28 PM

42. Good to know

 

From your whining I wasn't sure. Thanks for the heads up.

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Response to LordGlenconner (Reply #42)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:47 PM

45. Oh yes, I'm sure..

and I thank you for your concern -- It must be hard to think of others when

you're foaming at the mouth so heavily.

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Response to whathehell (Reply #41)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:53 PM

79. Honey? Please check URL of board you're posing on.

 

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Response to whathehell (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:49 PM

47. Sensivity to what? Made up stuff? nt

 

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Response to Logical (Reply #47)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:55 PM

52. Um, as you may have noticed, not everyone on this board sees it that way..Of course THEY,

it seems, are to be simply discounted if not blatantly ridiculed and scorned..

The DU directive to "respect the feelings of others" on the board is obviously meaningless, unless,

of course, you're a religion-hating atheist.

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Response to whathehell (Reply #52)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:50 PM

64. No, if someone was promoting Psychic Readings I would say the same thing, or flat earth. nt

 

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Response to Logical (Reply #64)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:17 PM

72. Or if the Three Bears actually preferred cold cereal to porridge

 

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Response to Tom Ripley (Reply #72)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:31 PM

74. That is not a true story? nt

 

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Response to whathehell (Reply #52)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 01:31 PM

109. you don't have a right to not be offended.

 

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Response to whathehell (Reply #7)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:51 PM

78. Tough. We allow making fun in this country.

 

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Response to n2doc (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:28 PM

8. I am partial to this one:

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Response to n2doc (Reply #6)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:38 PM

10. Now that is awesome.

It parallels/parodies another common issue of the day.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:32 PM

9. I like it too

I'm going to post that pic on FB.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 01:58 PM

11. It took me a few minutes to figure out that

this IS the zombie Jesus thread...

I vote that the graphics be put back.

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Response to ManiacJoe (Reply #11)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:16 PM

33. +1

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Response to ManiacJoe (Reply #11)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:05 PM

39. I resurrected the thread since it didn't die.

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:36 PM

12. Holy shit people are stupid.

If you don't want to see pics of Zombie Jesus, then don't click on threads with the title Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Kick in hopes they are still offended.

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:39 PM

13. Bring back Zombie Jesus!

Shit I hide all kinds of threads. Fair is fair

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:39 PM

14. That's just it

Why the eff would you click the link if you are offended by stuff like that?

I served on a jury yesterday for a graphic about the Easter Bunny that offended someone (it was funny, tasteless, but funny) ... mercifully the jury voted 7-0 to let it stand

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Response to etherealtruth (Reply #14)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:32 PM

100. You have some nerve posting a reply like that ...

without giving a link!

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:45 PM

17. + infinity

 

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #31)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:25 PM

35. Good. While they're alerting on me I'm gonna find all the Easter eggs.

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #35)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:52 PM

37. HA! nt

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #35)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:55 PM

67. Here



Have fun!

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:31 PM

43. Yeah, including you,

it seems.

"If you don't want to see pics of Zombie Jesus, then don't click on threads with the title Happy Zombie Jesus Day"

Ever heard of something called 'curiosity'?

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Response to whathehell (Reply #43)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:51 PM

48. Ahhhh, someone is mad! 2nd whine in this thread! nt

 

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Response to Logical (Reply #48)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:03 PM

54. So you've met your goal!

You've vented your your spleen and, Wow Wee, mom, I think I even made someone mad!

Feel better now?

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Response to Logical (Reply #48)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:23 PM

60. Uh oh...I see you live in Kansas..

I now understand your frustration....

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Response to whathehell (Reply #60)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:50 PM

65. LOL, well I will agree with you. This place is a GOP hell hole! So we agree on Kansas! :-)

 

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Response to whathehell (Reply #43)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:05 PM

55. Struck a nerve, huh?



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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:40 PM

15. Ah, but Jesus was not a zombie - he was a lich!

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Response to csziggy (Reply #15)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:45 PM

18. I was just going to post that!

 

Jesus was a lich!

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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:53 PM

22. It's my favorite DU Easter post of all time!

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Response to csziggy (Reply #22)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:55 PM

50. Is a group of angry liches called a Lich Mob?

 

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Response to csziggy (Reply #15)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:46 PM

19. I thought liches were water zombies?

Must have got that from from fantasy book.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #19)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:50 PM

21. Everything leads to Zombies.



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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #21)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 02:53 PM

23. It's the Zombie rule

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #23)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:07 PM

56. Zombies rule, as evidenced by the fact that Zombie Jesus has returned!



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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #56)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:31 PM

62. ...

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Response to csziggy (Reply #15)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:08 PM

40. What culture is the lich from? Never heard of it before.

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Reply #40)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:37 PM

77. American fantasy/horror fiction and gaming, apparently

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:01 PM

25. Here's Kevin Smith with his Easter Egg

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #25)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:52 PM

49. No let's not

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Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Reply #49)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:29 PM

61. Predates Lovecraft

Oh the human mind and it's monsters!

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:02 PM

26. Of course the offended are prefectly happy to endorse the Pope who calls living human beings

 

tools of Satan, they cheer for his hate speech and bigotry daily here on DU. It is amazing to me, because they expect so much out of others, their preachers rail against our families and children and they do not object. Their peers in other nations create laws to put us in jail for life and they do not object, they do not take action, they nod along and post about how Francis must not be questioned.....

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Response to Bluenorthwest (Reply #26)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:04 PM

27. THat's kind of out of the blue

 

Where are you getting the parallels from?

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #27)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 09:23 AM

107. Gee they are offended at a comic about a religious figure but they are happy to post insults

 

about actual fellow DUers. Hypocrites. 'Don't mock us it puts a glitch in our libeling of you and your entire community'.
For Easter the Bishops in Uganda praised the anti gay laws, Francis said nothing and DU cheered for him. But they alert on a comic. Not a single word from the 'faith community' against the shit going down in their name in Uganda. Plenty of praise for the leaders responsible.

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Response to Bluenorthwest (Reply #107)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 01:12 PM

108. Who?

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:04 PM

28. Touchdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Response to itsrobert (Reply #28)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:31 PM

90. Someone wasn't happy...

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Response to Scruffy Rumbler (Reply #90)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:52 PM

94. Torchedown Jesus

 

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Response to 1000words (Reply #94)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:54 PM

95. ....

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Response to itsrobert (Reply #28)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 09:07 AM

106. Ok, that made me laugh! GOOOOAAAAALLL!!!!

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:09 PM

29. I think it is very funny, and I am not sure why it got banned. It's a joke.

You should see some of the things they are saying about the Pope and those are not even jokes.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:12 PM

30. Since we're on the topic of offensive Easter graphics

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:15 PM

32. Christ on a trailer hitch, people are easily offended.

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #32)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:18 PM

34. You all are terrible!

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #32)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:55 PM

51. And your post was also alerted on

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Apr 20, 2014, 03:35 PM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: I don't see the offense.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: An obviously mean spirited and malicious post against the religious members of this board, just a thought, Catholics as a majority have voted for our President, Teddy, Bobby and Jack were Catholics, our Vice President is a proud and proclaimed Catholic, this shitty and childish mockery of faith is something RWers do to Islam and Pagans. We shouldn't. Entire thread is deplorable
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Magical sky pixie day seems to have set people on edge.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: The OP was enough warning that religiously-sensitive people might be offended by posts in the thread and it didn't get hidden so....
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given

(only going to say that I was NOT #3)

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Response to Maeve (Reply #51)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:44 PM

63. I would remind juror #3 that trailer hitch Jesus came to the Schiavo circus,

and the responsible party is almost certainly Catholic.

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Response to Maeve (Reply #51)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:07 PM

70. Here's a hint folks

If you're offended by religious jokes, don't sign on DU on Holy Days.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:01 PM

38. whoever was offended by the zombie jesus (which is all over facebook today)

sure as hell wouldn't like the Betty Bowers, America's best christian, "cooking with jesus" video that is also making the rounds today! that one is hysterical!I won't post it here.

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:44 PM

44. He died for your sins

He's back for your brains!

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Response to chrisstopher (Reply #44)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 04:56 PM

53. IMO Zombie Jesus has stolen waaay too many brains.

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:16 PM

57. My sense of humor can improve.

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:22 PM

59. Oh ye of little faith to take offense at mockery of thy holy stories...

 

Seriously, only the faithless will take offense at mockery of their proclaimed "faith".

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 05:55 PM

66. I love it when the outrage of the humorless keeps a thread alive.

I'm sure I'll be alerted on as well.

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Response to flvegan (Reply #66)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:00 PM

68. Well it's a good thing that the alerter is sooo Christian that they're spending the holiest day on

the liturgical calendar dicking around on DU. I'm very impressed by their piety.

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #68)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:04 PM

69. Says the poster of Trailer Hitch Jesus.

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Response to flvegan (Reply #69)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:09 PM

71. Yeah, but we all know what a disrespectful heretic I am.

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #71)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:35 PM

75. You're just mad because JesusBunny brought you no eggs.

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Response to flvegan (Reply #75)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:15 PM

84. I got chocolate. :D

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Response to LeftyMom (Reply #84)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:16 PM

86. If it's dark and left behind by a bunny

it might not be chocolate.

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Response to flvegan (Reply #86)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:17 PM

87. TOOOOOO SOON!

Vlad's only been dead uh *counts on fingers* 14 years?

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Response to flvegan (Reply #66)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:35 PM

76. While we all have our crosses to bear ...

 

the alert was indeed shrouded in pettiness.

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Response to flvegan (Reply #66)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 12:03 AM

104. Well, you know how those Christians are. n/t

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:19 PM

73. Onward, Touchy Christians!

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 06:58 PM

80. I like these:

 











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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #80)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:02 PM

81. Even more juvenile than the OP. Now, THAT took some doing!

You must be very proud!

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Response to cordelia (Reply #81)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:16 PM

85. Has the mystery alerter been found?

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Response to cordelia (Reply #81)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 10:31 PM

98. Nothing juvenile about it.

 

It was about mocking. And mocked I did.

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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #80)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:02 PM

82. ^^^Someone please post jury results^^^

 

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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #80)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:36 PM

91. Rofl

Especially love the one about nepotism

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:05 PM

83. I wouldn't mind so much except that Islam is NEVER MOCKED HEREIN.

 

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #83)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 07:18 PM

88. There's a pretty good Mohammed joke on this very thread, genius.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #83)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:18 PM

89. Thou shalt not bear false witness etc. etc.

Please see post #8.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #83)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:43 PM

92. Ask and thou shalt recieve

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 08:48 PM

93. I prefer to think of it as Chocolate bunny day myself

That said, Happy Easter to all you believers who appreciate a sense of humor and to those who don't!

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 09:12 PM

96. I think 'Satan' needs a special day as well, fallen angel day or some such. Fair play and all. nt

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 10:14 PM

97. best thread all day, LOL....

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:49 PM

101. OMG

We're all going ta hell

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Response to chrisstopher (Reply #101)

Sun Apr 20, 2014, 11:54 PM

102. Like Mark Twain said

You go to heaven for the climate, and to hell for the company!

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 12:01 AM

103. Unrec. n/t

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 12:06 AM

105. Rec. n/t

 

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Response to KittyWampus (Original post)

Mon Apr 21, 2014, 01:34 PM

110. Posts like these give brains to conservative straw men. nt

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