If men could get pregnant.....

25 cents. The cost of the gumball

I'm not sure if they should come in gumball machines and taste like bacon, however.

Only recently has it been possible to purchase Plan B over the counter and that was met with a firestorm of protest from idiots near and far. But no one besides the most hardcore of religious cynics gives a fuck that there is literally an entire 6 foot section of condoms on display at any local Walgreens.

Every step of the way, expanding access to female oriented forms of contraception and birth control is subject to extreme push back.

I am not arguing that female oriented forms of contraception and birth control shouldn't be expanded. It should.

Don't blame men for it. Blame the religious fucknuts.

this:

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

It's STD control. But even then, condoms are not entirely acceptable. In my state, you can't discuss condom use in high school because, gasp, sex!

attributed to the amazing florynce kennedy.

I think a lot of the patriarchy is an evolved response to the fact that women get pregnant and men don't, no?

Male gets pod



Male has baby

But I repeat myself.

men would value children more than they do. They wouldn't be against school lunch programs, because that could be the baby they carried for 9 months if something happened to them financially.

and being completely selfish and only thinking about myself, giving women better access to birth control gives women one less reason to not have sex with me. I personally like to give women as few reasons as possible to not have sex with me.

I just don't get it.

It's really a no-brainer.

This is one of those situations where republican guys really need to think with their penises a little more.