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EXCLUSIVE: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
As the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus returns to Brooklyn Thursday, membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.
By Natalie Musumeci / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)They may want to check there...
1000words
(7,051 posts)I'm going to Clown College!
shenmue
(38,506 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)the last one. He said he was real sorry he done it, too.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)LumosMaxima
(585 posts)Even as a kid, I thought they were just kind of stupid.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)I abhored them as a young child, and nothing has changed my mind since.
lpbk2713
(42,751 posts)It must be a comfort to him to know there is a field he can get into.
Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)Waiting to snatch children during thunderstorms. Haven't the Ringling Bros watched Poltergeist?
Fucking evil clowns. Now I won't be able to fall asleep.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)You know, just keep them all in some giant, supercooled metal tank.
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)part-time as a clown and was going back to school for.....mortuary science. I didn't ask.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)Evil clown kills, then does the funeral.