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Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:27 PM

 

Any Goyim making untoward remarks about gefilte fish

will be in big trouble.

Right in the kishkes, you'll get it!

Regards,

Yiddishe Manny

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Reply Any Goyim making untoward remarks about gefilte fish (Original post)
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 OP
Drew Richards Feb 2014 #1
Egalitarian Thug Feb 2014 #8
virgdem Feb 2014 #2
Bonobo Feb 2014 #3
1000words Feb 2014 #12
surrealAmerican Feb 2014 #61
egold2604 Feb 2014 #4
Timez Squarez Feb 2014 #5
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #10
Egalitarian Thug Feb 2014 #6
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #9
1000words Feb 2014 #16
MrScorpio Feb 2014 #7
Warren DeMontague Feb 2014 #11
RebelOne Feb 2014 #18
pscot Feb 2014 #13
mucifer Feb 2014 #14
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #19
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #29
mucifer Feb 2014 #30
DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2014 #15
JDPriestly Feb 2014 #46
leftynyc Feb 2014 #49
DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2014 #54
temporary311 Feb 2014 #47
DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2014 #51
1000words Feb 2014 #67
steve2470 Feb 2014 #17
mucifer Feb 2014 #20
steve2470 Feb 2014 #22
1000words Feb 2014 #21
Whisp Feb 2014 #23
Bonobo Feb 2014 #24
steve2470 Feb 2014 #26
Whisp Feb 2014 #34
JI7 Feb 2014 #45
Autumn Feb 2014 #62
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #28
DesertFlower Feb 2014 #39
Aerows Feb 2014 #25
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #32
Aerows Feb 2014 #37
question everything Feb 2014 #27
DesertFlower Feb 2014 #31
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #33
DesertFlower Feb 2014 #36
2naSalit Feb 2014 #42
Autumn Feb 2014 #58
2naSalit Feb 2014 #69
Timez Squarez Feb 2014 #50
DesertFlower Feb 2014 #65
MNBrewer Feb 2014 #35
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #38
2naSalit Feb 2014 #43
kwassa Feb 2014 #40
JI7 Feb 2014 #44
KT2000 Feb 2014 #41
jmowreader Feb 2014 #48
Cofitachequi Feb 2014 #52
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #56
Cofitachequi Feb 2014 #63
jmowreader Feb 2014 #68
Autumn Feb 2014 #53
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #55
Autumn Feb 2014 #57
Warpy Feb 2014 #59
MannyGoldstein Feb 2014 #60
Timez Squarez Feb 2014 #66
Autumn Feb 2014 #70
Sgent Feb 2014 #64
malthaussen Feb 2014 #71
sakabatou Feb 2014 #72
JustAnotherGen Feb 2014 #73
bettyellen Feb 2014 #74
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:32 PM

1. Oh manny sometimes youre such a mench

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Response to Drew Richards (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:56 PM

8. Manny's always a mensch. n/t

 

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:34 PM

2. Oy vey Manny!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:35 PM

3. I always scrape off the jelly.

Does that make me a bad Jew?

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Response to Bonobo (Reply #3)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:15 PM

12. You and me both, Bonobo.

 

Is this the beginnings of a splinter group?

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Response to Bonobo (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:42 PM

61. You do know ...

... you can get the kind "in liquid broth" and .....

.... problem solved!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:44 PM

4. I call them fish quenelles and everyone is ok with them

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:52 PM

5. Oy Gevalt to those schlemiels

 

who touch our gefilte fish.

Fyn a kargn gvir in fet bok genist men ersht nukhn toyt!

Der reicher es dos flaish un der oreman di bainer.

Besser ain freint mit gekechts aider hundert mit a krechts.

Ribi-fish, gelt oyfen tish!

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Response to Timez Squarez (Reply #5)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:06 PM

10. Schmucks!

 

Those are pretty funny sayings, thanks!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:54 PM

6. Fish spam?

 

Context?

But give me the kishkes any time. Yum.

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Response to Egalitarian Thug (Reply #6)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:05 PM

9. All the fried chicken chazzerai

 

Agreed. Kishkes... mmm... so warm and inviting...

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Response to Egalitarian Thug (Reply #6)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:25 PM

16. OMG ... "Fish Spam."

 

That's exactly what it is!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 10:56 PM

7. Oy vey, what is this mishigas? nt

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:07 PM

11. With enough horseradish, not too bad

I'm only half Goy so my kishke is singular.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #11)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:30 PM

18. I dated a Jewish guy for 5 years,

and participated in all the Jewish holidays. His mother would serve gefilte fish and I would smother it with horseradish. His mother asked me why I was using so much horseradish and I told her I just loved horseradish.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:20 PM

13. Some of my best friends

are gefilte fish.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:20 PM

14. Yiddishe Manny if you have a half hour listen to this:

https://ia600404.us.archive.org/19/items/OTRR_Rocky_Fortune_Singles/Rocky_Fortune_54-02-09_ep18_Catskills_Cover-Up.mp3

Old time radio with Frank Sinatra starring in a murder mystery in the Catskills. It's damn funny and very Jewish from 1954.

Oh and my mom made the best gefilte fish!

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Response to mucifer (Reply #14)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:32 PM

19. That. Is. Awesome!

 

Listening now... Thanks a million!

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Response to mucifer (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:17 AM

29. Finished it... now I'm

 

looking for the matzo ball mix...

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #29)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:18 AM

30. Check your blintzes for cash!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:24 PM

15. I grew up in a Jewish household

There are many Jewish delicacies I could do without including geflite fish...

Jewish delicacies I loved:

Knishes
Blintzes
Kreplach soup
Lox and Bagels

That's about it.

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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 04:22 AM

46. What is Kreplach soup?

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Response to JDPriestly (Reply #46)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 05:58 AM

49. Kreplach are meat filled dumplings

 

like a wonton (but not with pork, obviously). Usually served in a chicken soup.

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Response to JDPriestly (Reply #46)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:24 AM

54. Jewish wonton soup, sans pork./nt

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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 04:30 AM

47. No latkes?

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #47)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:22 AM

51. Potato pancakes are boss

Forgot those

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Response to DemocratSinceBirth (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 03:19 PM

67. Kugel!

 

Don't care what anybody else says ... MY mom made the best.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:26 PM

17. Shabbat ?

<~~~Goyim here.

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #17)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:39 PM

20. It's the Sabbath. Friday sundown till Saturday sundown in the USA.

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Response to mucifer (Reply #20)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:41 PM

22. I guess I'm confused

Today is Sunday in the USA.

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #17)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:41 PM

21. Shalom ...

 

Hey!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:45 PM

23. Shameful post.

 

wretched and mocking post.

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Response to Whisp (Reply #23)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:48 PM

24. You should probably use the vomit smilie and get the word "creepy" in there somewhere. nt

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Response to Whisp (Reply #23)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:54 PM

26. Manny's not Jewish ?

I'm really confused about context here.

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Response to steve2470 (Reply #26)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:37 AM

34. It could cross one's mind he is making fun of fried chicken and watermelon.

 

but no, that just could not be!

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Response to Whisp (Reply #34)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 03:52 AM

45. yup

 

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Response to Whisp (Reply #34)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 01:11 PM

62. It could cross one's mind that he is being supportive

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Response to Whisp (Reply #23)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:16 AM

28. Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn! nt

 

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #28)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 01:00 AM

39. translation.

May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:49 PM

25. It looks delicious

 

When should I show up for dinner?

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Response to Aerows (Reply #25)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:30 AM

32. You'll be happy to know that raccoons are treif

 

Now the raccoons need to understand that *people* are treif!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #32)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:49 AM

37. LMAO

 

I will never live that down, but I would like to eat some of that fish

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Sun Feb 9, 2014, 11:55 PM

27. Huh? Don't worry. I think that the gefilte fish can take care of themselves

as long as surrounded by the gelatinous sauce, (red) horseradish and carrots.


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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:23 AM

31. a little out of context. the other

night i had dinner with my friends. he's jewish. she's not. i was talking about knishes. she asked "what's a knish"? i couldn't believe it. they've been married for 8 years.

i'm not jewish but i'm a former new yorker. she's from colorado.

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Response to DesertFlower (Reply #31)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:32 AM

33. Perhaps you could send her a care package?

 

Knishes, bialys, and pastrami.

Oof, this is making me hungry!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #33)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:48 AM

36. a few months ago we went out for deli.

she had a corned beef sandwich and chicken soup. her husband and i had matzo ball soup with our sandwiches. they had knishes there. had i known i would have showed her one. she knows what bagels are. not sure about the bialys.

i'm in knish withdrawal. gabila's in L.I., NY had a fire back in october. the machine that fries the knishes was damaged. i just read that they finally got a new one. right now there's a country-wide shortage. about 6 years ago they started to carry them here in phoenix in the freezer department.

BTW. the nearest deli is 23 miles each way. oy vey. the only thing i miss about new york is the food. we lived in a predominantly jewish neighborhood. there were 3 jewish take out places within walking distance.

another funny story. my friend in new york is jewish. her husband is italian. when they had their son's bris she had it catered kosher. in comes her mother in law with a huge box of canoles. her son rushed her into the bedroom where they hid them under the bed.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #33)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:49 AM

42. Don't forget

the pickled green tomatoes!

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #42)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:06 PM

58. OMG I love pickled green tomatoes!

I ended up with 8 jars of them last fall.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #58)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 09:53 PM

69. Because one of my

Grandparents was Jewish, I had lots of food from the delis around Beantown and any city we lived near in New England during my childhood. I loved knishes with pickled green tomatoes and matzoh. But I have always had a thing for most pickled veggies, meat an fish, not so much... actually not at all!

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Response to DesertFlower (Reply #31)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:17 AM

50. I'm a native Coloradan and I perfectly understand.

 

I didn't know what a knish was until I married a New Yorker. Now I only like potato knish.

And you can get them at the local kosher deli here, but they aren't exactly New York style.

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Response to Timez Squarez (Reply #50)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:47 PM

65. nothing is like new york food. that's why

i buy the gabila's frozen ones. i only like the potato too.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:43 AM

35. Ham, and not eating whatever-the-heck-gefilte-fish is are two benefits of being Goyim

and bacon.....

and gay buttsex. YAY!

Screw Leviticus!

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Response to MNBrewer (Reply #35)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:55 AM

38. Goyishe Lutefisk.

 

I've never known a Jew to be hung up on Leviticus. I'm sure there are some loopy ones, but the bizarre Leviticus fetish seems to be more of a christian fundy thing.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #38)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:53 AM

43. I'll eat gefilte fish

loooong before I could sneak up on a heap of Lutefisk!! That stuff is eweewww! And you know it when you get close by the fishy aroma. Nothing helps that stuff, other than a jar to put it on before you throw it out.

Now gefilte fish, if you have to eat fish, isn't so bad.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 01:09 AM

40. Shaygetz that I am, I like gefilte fish.

but this thread sucks as a joking reference to the chicken and watermelon thread.

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Response to kwassa (Reply #40)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 03:51 AM

44. yup

 

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 01:11 AM

41. Gefilte fish

should come in cans or at least dark brown jars so it cannot be seen. Same with that Norwegian fish in a jar.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 04:39 AM

48. You know you're fucked when they sell this product this way

http://www.gefiltefish.com/category.asp?categoryID=52

"Surprisingly appealing."

No kidding. That's what it says.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #48)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:22 AM

52. That ad campaign is only slightly better than the second runner up....

 

"Gefiltefish!!! It doesn't suck nearly as bad as you think!!!!"

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Response to Cofitachequi (Reply #52)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:44 AM

56. Or...

 

Gefilte fish: preferred 2:1 over lutefisk.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #56)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:21 PM

63. like

 

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Response to Cofitachequi (Reply #52)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 03:34 PM

68. These guys' gefilte fish looks like it sucks very little

This is frozen, and from the ingredients statement it looks like a fish meatloaf. They give you instructions for simmering this thing with vegetables, but I think it would be pretty good (yes, I know this is gefilte fish!) if you baked it.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:23 AM

53. Quick question and I don't mean to offend. Is that like sardines in a can?

Cause I really like those. Mainly the ones in hot sauce. On edit, I see it isn't. I may have to try that though. It does sound good and has almost the same ingredients in my Mothers salmon loaf.

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Response to Autumn (Reply #53)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:43 AM

55. Like a slightly-gelatinous salmon loaf

 

And me? Offended? *Almost* impossible!

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #55)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:47 AM

57. I will have to buy some my next trip into town

a slightly-gelatinous salmon loaf sounds like it would be rather tasty.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:29 PM

59. Gefilte fish is fine

Chopped liver, you can keep.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #59)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 12:36 PM

60. I *love* chopped liver

 

But I love tongue sandwiches too, so I may not be normal.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #60)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:52 PM

66. Best chopped liver - Romanian's in Chicago.

 

Hands down best chopped liver..

You can get good tongue there too. I go nuts for hot tongue sandwich.

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Response to Timez Squarez (Reply #66)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 10:00 PM

70. I've never had hot tongue sandwich. When I was young my Mother

would make tongue in aspic. Loved it. Good stuff

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 02:46 PM

64. I kind of agree

that there is a line between cultural foods and racism.

For what's its worth, growing up in the deep south, and as a reform Jew whose congregation was instrumental in civil rights protests, I try to have as much sensitivity as possible, but even I'm at a loss as to how to draw the line.

There is no question in my mind that watermelon has significant racist connotations. Fired chicken, greens (mustard, collard, etc.), gravy, etc. were seen as southern, but not racist. That being said, a lot of people of all races eat and enjoy both foods.

Would I see a traditional Jewish meal served as part of of Holocaust remembrance as antisemitic? No. That being said, traditional Jewish foods aren't identified with antisemitism. On the other hand, I would have much greater suspicions with teaching Dreidel games using gelt during the same remembrance.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 10:18 PM

71. And here I thought Chinese was the traditional Yiddish food. n/t

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Mon Feb 10, 2014, 11:05 PM

72. Yummy

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 01:52 PM

73. Didn't you post an apology for this? eom

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Response to JustAnotherGen (Reply #73)

Tue Feb 18, 2014, 03:48 PM

74. No- Manny would NEVER chide African Americans or

 

Women for being oversensitive about issues he claims to know jack shit about.
Stuff like that never happens here!

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Response to bettyellen (Reply #74)

Wed Feb 19, 2014, 02:14 AM

75. No, he's being supportive!

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Response to redqueen (Reply #75)

Fri Dec 4, 2015, 02:53 AM

76. Do you really think that?

IMO his post is insensitive. Derogatory stereotypes are insulting and not to be mocked for laughs.

Trying too hard for a not-so-funny joke.

Don't get why people think his stchick is so brilliant.

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