Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:41 PM

Bennyboy (10,440 posts)

Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about?

Someone start a dating site post haste........

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Hey, where are all these Horny Democratic women I keep hearing about? (Original post)	Bennyboy	Jan 2014	OP
Seems there is one all ready for you	Drew Richards	Jan 2014	#1
I hope they have their gubmint birth control pills ready.	LuvNewcastle	Jan 2014	#2
I know, right?	TlalocW	Jan 2014	#3
Smoking dope.	Rex	Jan 2014	#4
Yep. If you want to reel them in, you better have some good shit.	LuvNewcastle	Jan 2014	#5
I, er...a close friend of mine just got hold of some purple nurple!	Rex	Jan 2014	#7
Don't keep it to yourself! Share the love and it will come back to you.	LuvNewcastle	Jan 2014	#13
TY! puff puff pass...	Rex	Jan 2014	#14
like this?	Oscarmonster13	Jan 2014	#18
HAHAHAHA!!!	Rex	Jan 2014	#20
Another	HarveyDarkey	Jan 2014	#32
That is awesome! Welcome to DU!	LuvNewcastle	Jan 2014	#22
why thanks!	Oscarmonster13	Jan 2014	#38
It does help someone to relax	RainDog	Jan 2014	#6
I have friends that call it medicine.	Rex	Jan 2014	#10
Dr. Feelgood on call!	RainDog	Jan 2014	#11
just saw a nice message somewhere about how it is such a good medicine that	Voice for Peace	Jan 2014	#25
Ganja Babe!	Bennyboy	Jan 2014	#36
We're busy.	bravenak	Jan 2014	#8
lmao	Oscarmonster13	Jan 2014	#19
I know y'all have abortions just for fun. Wicked Democrat.	LuvNewcastle	Jan 2014	#23
Ask a	mercuryblues	Jan 2014	#35
christianmingle.com. perhaps	loli phabay	Jan 2014	#9
We changed our name to	alsame	Jan 2014	#12
Have you ever considered	legcramp	Jan 2014	#15
...	Rex	Jan 2014	#16
If one's idea of "grooming"	Aerows	Jan 2014	#34
They're all over at my place...	MineralMan	Jan 2014	#17
Seriously	Oscarmonster13	Jan 2014	#21
Inquiring minds want to know... where are teh libido-y women at?	The Second Stone	Jan 2014	#24
Sadly, birth control pills are often used for "hormone suppression" therapy. The result is often	okaawhatever	Jan 2014	#28
I use my face for birth control	The Second Stone	Feb 2014	#43
OMG Hilarious. I've never met a man I wouldn't date because of his face, I've met MANY I	okaawhatever	Feb 2014	#44
That's why we are so quiet and mysterious at first	The Second Stone	Feb 2014	#45
Some have no sense of humor here, someone will think this	doc03	Jan 2014	#26
congrats on being the first to stir that pile o shit.	bettyellen	Jan 2014	#30
The Festrunk Brothers were all over this 40 years ago!	DebbieCDC	Jan 2014	#27
in Huckabee's Viagra induced little brain	Glitterati	Jan 2014	#29
I was wondering why he would think that birth control could control someone's libido.	liberal_at_heart	Jan 2014	#39
Nothing else makes sense, does it?	Glitterati	Jan 2014	#40
I'm keeping quiet and in	fredamae	Jan 2014	#31
I'd be looking for the ultra-conservative ones	Aerows	Jan 2014	#33
Well, if we can't get our birth control, we'll be forced	pnwmom	Jan 2014	#37
Were busy.	Kath1	Jan 2014	#41
A Gentleman never tells.	FSogol	Jan 2014	#42

Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:45 PM

Drew Richards (1,558 posts)

1. Seems there is one all ready for you

http://www.democraticdatingservice.com/search.py?aff_id=googlemob&aff_pg=3&aff_cp=g-m&aff_adg=democratic+dating+service+v2+-+democratic+dating+sites+-+search+_197894&aff_kw=democratic+dating+sites&aff_src=&gclid=CNf_xff9mbwCFTHNOgoddRUAkQ

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:46 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,364 posts)

2. I hope they have their gubmint birth control pills ready.

If I was straight, I'd be all over these super hot DU women.

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:46 PM

TlalocW (14,904 posts)

3. I know, right?

If I had known that offering to pay for birth control could entice a bevy of unbridled, lust-filled women into my bedroom, I would have been using that as a pickup line!

TlalocW

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:46 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

4. Smoking dope.

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Response to Rex (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:48 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,364 posts)

5. Yep. If you want to reel them in, you better have some good shit.

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:51 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

7. I, er...a close friend of mine just got hold of some purple nurple!

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Response to Rex (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:59 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,364 posts)

13. Don't keep it to yourself! Share the love and it will come back to you.

Have a good smoke.

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #13)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:00 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

14. TY! puff puff pass...

We need a bong emocon.

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Response to Rex (Reply #14)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:09 PM

Oscarmonster13 (209 posts)

18. like this?

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Response to Oscarmonster13 (Reply #18)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:10 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

20. HAHAHAHA!!!

I bow down to your Internet powers!

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Response to Rex (Reply #20)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 04:46 PM

HarveyDarkey (9,077 posts)

32. Another

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Response to Oscarmonster13 (Reply #18)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:18 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,364 posts)

22. That is awesome! Welcome to DU!

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Response to LuvNewcastle (Reply #22)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 09:31 PM

Oscarmonster13 (209 posts)

38. why thanks!

always fun to look up silly things...

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Response to Rex (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:49 PM

RainDog (28,784 posts)

6. It does help someone to relax

and forget about the cares of the moment, and feel the music in their souls.

...so I've heard.

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Response to RainDog (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:51 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

10. I have friends that call it medicine.

nt.

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Response to Rex (Reply #10)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:55 PM

RainDog (28,784 posts)

11. Dr. Feelgood on call!

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Response to Rex (Reply #10)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:23 PM

Voice for Peace (13,141 posts)

25. just saw a nice message somewhere about how it is such a good medicine that

people take it for the side effects alone.

Warning:
Side effects may include laughter, tears, creative
ideas, music, dancing, innumerable insights, urges
to eat something delicious, and may cause you to
sleep soundly through the night.

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Response to Rex (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 05:51 PM

Bennyboy (10,440 posts)

36. Ganja Babe!

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:51 PM

bravenak (34,648 posts)

8. We're busy.

Looking for abortion clinics because of all of the sex we have.

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Response to bravenak (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:10 PM

Oscarmonster13 (209 posts)

19. lmao

oh you!

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Response to bravenak (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:21 PM

LuvNewcastle (16,364 posts)

23. I know y'all have abortions just for fun. Wicked Democrat.

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Response to bravenak (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 05:12 PM

mercuryblues (13,135 posts)

35. Ask a

Girl Scout. I hear they give away free abortions when you buy 10 boxes of thin mints.

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:51 PM

loli phabay (5,580 posts)

9. christianmingle.com. perhaps

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 02:56 PM

alsame (7,784 posts)

12. We changed our name to

Sluts R Us....use Google for links to your local chapter

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:03 PM

legcramp (288 posts)

15. Have you ever considered

That maybe it's just you?

Check in a mirror and get back to us.

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Response to legcramp (Reply #15)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:05 PM

Rex (65,616 posts)

16. ...

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Response to legcramp (Reply #15)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 04:54 PM

Aerows (39,961 posts)

34. If one's idea of "grooming"

is sniffing under their underarms to check before they show up on a date, that's a give away, too.

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:06 PM

MineralMan (145,025 posts)

17. They're all over at my place...

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:12 PM

Oscarmonster13 (209 posts)

21. Seriously

I've been on dating sites and laughed when it matched me up with a conservative guy...like we'd *really* get along! I need a good, LIBERAL man...with a job preferably...

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:23 PM

The Second Stone (2,900 posts)

24. Inquiring minds want to know... where are teh libido-y women at?

Why do they hide so? Am I so ugly?

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Response to The Second Stone (Reply #24)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:41 PM

okaawhatever (9,227 posts)

28. Sadly, birth control pills are often used for "hormone suppression" therapy. The result is often

libido suppression therapy. Sorry to have to break the bad news. The good news? It doesn't affect everyone.

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Response to okaawhatever (Reply #28)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 02:22 PM

The Second Stone (2,900 posts)

43. I use my face for birth control

and if that doesn't work, I start talking.

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Response to The Second Stone (Reply #43)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 02:38 PM

okaawhatever (9,227 posts)

44. OMG Hilarious. I've never met a man I wouldn't date because of his face, I've met MANY I

wouldn't date because of the talking part. Apparently, "pretend you're a mute" isn't considered sexual fantasy role play.

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Response to okaawhatever (Reply #44)

Fri Feb 14, 2014, 07:21 PM

The Second Stone (2,900 posts)

45. That's why we are so quiet and mysterious at first

when we are in the mood.

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:35 PM

doc03 (33,008 posts)

26. Some have no sense of humor here, someone will think this

thread is hurtful, off topic, sexist or something.

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Response to doc03 (Reply #26)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:59 PM

bettyellen (47,209 posts)

30. congrats on being the first to stir that pile o shit.

and I am sure you will credit a feminist for doing so, it never fails around here. SMH, LOL.

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:35 PM

DebbieCDC (2,539 posts)

27. The Festrunk Brothers were all over this 40 years ago!

They were way ahead of the curve with the government

dispensing birth control to American women via park rangers at national monuments. The Rethugs are so 1970's

[link:https://screen.yahoo.com/festrunk-brothers-000000414.html|

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Response to Bennyboy (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2014, 03:54 PM

Glitterati (3,182 posts)