My rip off Theme Song… for Il Grande Bullo of New Jersey
(sung to the tune of Lyrics to Sopranos Theme Song)
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a big story,
Mama always said you'd be
Most likely to seek Glory.
She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born to be Republican,
In a blue state you wanted "all mine".
You woke up this morning
All the nation's love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About covering up who did what and what's right and wrong.
But you're looking pretty sad, baby,
I believe you're feeling heat,(shame about it),
Born to be Republican
And the lies, they had to repeat.
You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since that Blue State's gonna shake you down.
But you're a dime a dozen for the GOP
You've lost that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
And your lies continue to unwind.
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a hat
handed to you
Just like that.