Oh gosh. I am just soooooo *smart*!

[Smarmie Doofus]

People ask me sometimes. "How do you do it, Smarm? What's your secret?"


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023988261#post14


I really don't know. It's just in the blood somehow.

If I ever do figure it out, you guys will be the first to know.

[Voice for Peace]

1. have some dead bodies turned up? did somebody spill the beans?

[Skittles]

2. you want I should kick your smart ass, Smarmie Doofus?

LEMME AT YOU!

[Smarmie Doofus]

4. It's a gift, Skit.

And with this gift comes great responsibility.

Not only responsibility to DU. But to the WORLD.

I aim to serve *humankind*.

[Skittles]

6. I WILL KICK GIFTED SMARMIE DOOFUS ASS

YES INDEED

[Smarmie Doofus]

7. You , Skittles, are no humanitarian. n/t

[VanillaRhapsody]

3. I beat you smarmie...almost immediately I called that Christie's skeletons

would start flying out of his closet....and they have most certainly started!

[Smarmie Doofus]

5. I have to admit, I don't even think this was a ....

...particularly "going out on a limb" kind of prediction.

But I still say I was the first.

So where's 'yer link, Vanilla?

[El_Johns]

8. How'd you know, though? Are you from NJ?

[Smarmie Doofus]

10. No, but I've spent enough time tied up in traffic trying to get across that damn bridge, though.

Ironically, usually the problems are on the NY side.

Seriously... Christie reeks of a certain Joseph McCarthy-esque quality that promises aloud " I'm a flash in the pan."

Reckless, bombastic, arrogant, nasty.

That style makes for good copy but it gets tiresome real fast. And NJ politics is nothing if not a minefield.

You can't... contrary to the pop culture notion.... govern it successfully like you were Don Corleone. Or McCarthy, for that matter.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. We'll just have to start calling you

Nostradoofus.

[seveneyes]

11. It's caused by

an excess of modesty.

[William769]

12. No argument from me!