Sheriffs Group Calls for Uprising After 'Homosexuals' Shove Things Down Their Throats (not Onion)

[edhopper]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/unrest-grows-in-utah-over-the-gays

It's not just about Trestin Meacham anymore. A group called the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association today called for an uprising against gay marriage in the state. In an expression mixing a fierce devotion to rights with a deep paranoia about oral sodomy, former Graham Country, AZ Sheriff Richard Mack told the meeting: "The homosexuals are shoving their agenda down our throats."

He added, "They are shoving it hard, again and again. And they won't stop until they finish. We just won't swallow this anymore."

[DetlefK]

1. It's not the size of the agenda that matters, it's how you implement it.

[Bennyboy]

2. C'mon... Not the Onion?

God, these people are freaking idiots. gay agenda. I've always loved that one.

[edhopper]

4. Goddamn those gays

who want the same rights as everyone else. What an awful agenda!

[Arkana]

3. It's that Onion article come to life.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

[TlalocW]

5. He went on to say

We are sick and tired of bending over and grabbing our ankles while our constitutional liberties are spanked harder and harder, and we're called bad little doggies! Uh, um... Excuse me a moment... I'll be right back.

Mark was then seen walking very quickly yet stiffly toward a public bathroom after signaling to another member of the Sheriffs Group.

TlalocW

[Eleanors38]

6. Sounds like something is rising up.