A little too much meth, perhaps?

[n2doc]

Man Charged In Brown Co. Burglaries


SARDINIA, Ohio -- A Peebles man is facing burglary charges.
The Brown County Sheriff's Office said Christopher Tolle, 23, broke into the Five Points Animal Hospital near Sardinia and Kendall Tire near Macon on March 4.
Tolle was arrested Monday after an investigation identified him as the suspect.
Tolle is being held on a breaking and entering charge. Bond was set at $5,000.
The sheriff's office said additional charges are pending.

Read more: http://www.wlwt.com/news/30675033/detail.html#ixzz1p90EUl1G

[pinboy3niner]

1. If he makes bond, my place could use a cleaning

[ellisonz]

5. You'd come back the next day...

...and everything would be gone. I actually had this thought a few months ago: start a cleaning employment non-profit for former meth addicts, but when I suggested it to a friend, they remarked that no one would hire them because meth and kleptomania go hand-in-hand.

[Honeycombe8]

2. You mean that man's eyes? That's a medical condition. Is it gout? Goiter? I forget.

I used to have a co-worker who had a bit of it. It causes the eyes to bulge out, among other things. Poor guy. But it has nothing to do with him stealing. Bad guy.

[w8liftinglady]

4. it does look like a goiter... hyperthyroidism...

not a good combo with meth

[n2doc]

6. they are pointed in different directions

And look at his teeth and jaw.

[cherokeeprogressive]

3. So Marty Feldman had a son... who knew? n/t

[pinboy3niner]

8. Alas, poor Igor ("No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor'")

"A BBC documentary also explained that an operation due to his Graves' disease resulted in his eyes being more protruded, together with a squint (strabismus)."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Feldman

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. Abby someone...

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby... Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him] Is that what you're telling me?
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The young receptionist at my Dr's office is Abby. One day when I walked in she greeted me and I called her "Abby Normal". She just cocked her head and looked at me. She had never heard of Young Frankenstein. I told her to rent it and the next time I walked in the door she laughed so hard she cried.

[cynatnite]

7. Might have Graves Disease....`

For patients, this is not a laughing matter and you shouldn't poke fun.

[w8liftinglady]

9. no- it really DOES suck.

I have taken care of many a post-op thyroidectomy...nothing easy about it.