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Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:39 PM

 

Caption this: Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly Quotes
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/megyn_kelly.html#bKD5e7jRmDADGjLV.99

"I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't."



Actual quotes:
"Before I got into TV, I wasn't fashionable at all."
"I remember thinking that I'd never show my arms on TV, but over time you loosen up."

Here is the blank file. Have fun:

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Reply Caption this: Megyn Kelly (Original post)
Coyotl Dec 2013 OP
hobbit709 Dec 2013 #1
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #18
Warpy Dec 2013 #2
underpants Dec 2013 #3
underpants Dec 2013 #4
Coyotl Dec 2013 #22
rurallib Dec 2013 #5
underpants Dec 2013 #6
HappyMe Dec 2013 #7
spanone Dec 2013 #8
caraher Dec 2013 #9
Coyotl Dec 2013 #13
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #16
caraher Dec 2013 #20
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #21
Coyotl Dec 2013 #29
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #31
NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #40
Feral Child Dec 2013 #30
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #32
Electric Monk Dec 2013 #38
polichick Dec 2013 #10
JHB Dec 2013 #11
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #33
Coyotl Dec 2013 #35
11 Bravo Dec 2013 #12
shenmue Dec 2013 #14
Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #15
Botany Dec 2013 #17
closeupready Dec 2013 #46
Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2013 #19
lpbk2713 Dec 2013 #23
Rex Dec 2013 #24
Fumesucker Dec 2013 #25
HappyMe Dec 2013 #44
Johonny Dec 2013 #26
dembotoz Dec 2013 #27
sakabatou Dec 2013 #28
napkinz Dec 2013 #34
Coyotl Dec 2013 #36
Coyotl Dec 2013 #41
Coyotl Dec 2013 #37
jmowreader Dec 2013 #39
Coyotl Dec 2013 #42
ProudToBeBlueInRhody Dec 2013 #43
Coyotl Dec 2013 #45
LisaLynne Dec 2013 #47
Coyotl Dec 2013 #48

Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:40 PM

1. The bleach ate my brain.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:35 PM

18. I think you are on to something.. all that makeup and hair products

 

are incredibly toxic and could possibly explain (for real)
the rapid deterioration of this woman's intelligence.

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:41 PM

2. "I've got a bottle of peroxide and I know how to use it"

"Ten years of being a legal mouthpiece for big corporations qualify me to tell you people how to think"

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:42 PM

3. Mandela was white that's a historical fact, it just is

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:46 PM

4. Santa is white too he has to be because Mrs. Claus is white

That just makes sense it just does

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Response to underpants (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:20 PM

22. And Santa Claus ain't no Saint Nick! St. Nickolas was a bishop, a celibate, who renounced wealth!

 

Somehow, the truth of St. Nick escapes the Anglo model of this saint.

"Obeying Jesus' words to 'sell what you own and give the money to the poor,'
Nicholas used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering."

http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/who-is-st-nicholas/

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:46 PM

5. Parents: If your children have this empty head,

vapid face with eyes that can't seem to focus they are on drugs or Fox News.

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:48 PM

6. Yes I am aware that I am the only blonde on Fox that is behind a desk and not showing lots of leg

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:50 PM

7. "I'm not sure if I like these earrings. I'm really not."

"I'm just reading stuff. I'm not a reporter. I'm really not. I'm a reader."

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:51 PM

8. 'if i didn't look like this, i'd be wearing a headset at a wendy's drive thru window, fer sure'

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 04:57 PM

9. "Jesus spoke English, that's a historical fact, it just is"

I wonder what she'd say about the race of Zwarte Piet were she Dutch?

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Response to caraher (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:24 PM

13. DUZY that be.

 

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Response to caraher (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:33 PM

16. Jesus AND St. Nicholas spoke English, and with the founding fathers, to boot.

 

Twas over crumpets and tea, in the garden.

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #16)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:15 PM

20. It's all recorded in the Bible

Or the Constitution, I'm not sure which... but I'm pretty sure there's a picture of the event where it occurred...


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Response to caraher (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:20 PM

21. I've never really looked at this picture closely before.

 

there seems to be some of the left/right hand
of the father stuff going on? I'm sure it's packed
full of woeful details. must research, lol.

on edit.. I have changed my judgmental opinion
of the painting after closer look.

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #21)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:40 PM

29. Follow the link and scroll over the image for the painter's interpretations.

 

The Professor,
He tightly holds his "Origin of Species" book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal's control of our educational system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the educational elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting on the top step. He tries to place himself on an equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator.

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #29)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:50 PM

31. agree about all the folks in the bottom right.. he has some weird notions

 

but I was also struck by all the great people included among
the righteous.

and his text about the painting was .. well, I can overlook
people's religious notions to an extent .. tender.

The "Row vs. Wade" sic judge weeping is a bit much.
and I don't know how we are supposed to know that baby
has a disability.

It's definitely all about Jesus and believing Jesus was
the inspiration for America and the Constitution. But it's
otherwise not right-wing as I had thought.


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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #16)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:44 PM

30. Was that

the Last Crumpets and Tea?

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Response to Feral Child (Reply #30)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:51 PM

32. I'm not sure if it was the last, or the first.

 

It may have been at the continental congress, during ww2.

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Response to caraher (Reply #9)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 02:55 AM

38. Jesus spoke American, you mean

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:00 PM

10. "Im perfect for Fox. They only hire morons, you know."

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:13 PM

11. Hey, my background is as a lawyer. We don't uncover the truth...

...we make a case for our paying clients.

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Response to JHB (Reply #11)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:52 PM

33. is her background as a lawyer? that indeed could be an accurate quote.

 

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Response to Voice for Peace (Reply #33)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 07:29 PM

35. Yes, she is, "I'm a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it."

 

More quotes:

"As a lawyer, I could engage in killer litigation with the best of them. It was war, after all."

"When I went to law school, which I put myself through for $100,000 dollars of debt, I didn't expect anybody to pay for my health insurance, which I had none of."

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:14 PM

12. Did you know that my name is an anagram for Ken yell gym? What's that shit about?

Sure, I yell. And yeah, I've been to a gym. But I'm not a Ken, I'm a fucking Barbie!

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:30 PM

14. Duh... lights are pretty

My brain fell out, did someone see if it rolled under the table?

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:32 PM

15. I think I see a hint of despair creeping up behind her brain.

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:34 PM

17. I've got looks, money, fame, and power and I don't give a shit about you.

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Response to Botany (Reply #17)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 01:22 PM

46. As a gay man, you can have her. Want nothing to do with her.

 

On any level.

She'd probably be happiest with a mirror, besides.

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 05:38 PM

19. "CNN wanted me to be 3rd Assistant Weathergirl, but being a reporter is more kewler."

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:26 PM

23. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."







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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:28 PM

24. The Eye of Murdoch opens!

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:29 PM

25. "Give Me Dirty Laundry"

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #25)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 12:22 PM

44. "I'm the bubble headed bleach blonde!"

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:30 PM

26. White Santa acquires presents, black Santa loots presents everyone knows that.

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:33 PM

27. i just read shit and those fools believe it

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 06:34 PM

28. Fox News replaces Kelly with a cardboard cutout: no one notices

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2013, 07:02 PM

34. essentially ...

















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Response to napkinz (Reply #34)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 01:41 AM

36. I like this Fox meme

 

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #36)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 11:03 AM

41. This one popped on Fb this morning.

 



Americans Against the Tea Party
https://www.facebook.com/NoTeaParty
The OFFICIAL facebook page of www.aattp.org
We are Americans Against The Tea Party (AATTP).

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 02:18 AM

37. Stewart Demolishes Megyn Kelly and Fox for Freaking Out Over Santa’s Race and the War on Christmas™

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 03:29 AM

39. The AP reported on Megyn Kelly's new Faux show

The accompanying photo of her showed them applying more makeup to her when she was already wearing quite a bit. They could have illustrated this thing quite a few ways...interviewing someone, talking to a producer, anything. That the only usable picture they had was her getting makeup tends to suggest they thought Kelly's show was going to be style without substance - which appears to be accurate.

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 11:04 AM

42. Here's a new meme from dKos

 

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 12:20 PM

43. More revisionist history

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Response to ProudToBeBlueInRhody (Reply #43)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 12:46 PM

45. DUzy material for sure.

 

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Response to ProudToBeBlueInRhody (Reply #43)

Fri Dec 13, 2013, 01:24 PM

47. It's verifiable! nt

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Response to Coyotl (Original post)

Sat Dec 14, 2013, 02:00 PM

48. "We're Not White Guys, Megyn Kelly" By Jesus and St. Nicholas

 

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