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Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:50 AM

 

NOT THE ONION. I REPEAT: NOT THE ONION. Take appropriate precautions.



There’s Now A Coloring Book To Teach Your Children To Love Ted Cruz
ThinkProgress

Are you a new parent terrified that the liberal media will turn your child into an Obama supporter? Or do you just need something to entertain your kids during those long drives to Tea Party rallies? If so, then a brand new coloring book is just the thing for your family! The “Ted Cruz to the Future™ – Comic Coloring Activity Book” is a “non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow,” according to its publisher Really Big Coloring Books.

Some of the “non-partisan, fact-driven” things children will learn from the new book are:

* Ted Cruz Is A Man Of Great Virility And Stamina: Many “career establishment politicians are far too out of shape, old or overweight to even perform such a magnificent feat” as standing on the Senate floor and talking for over 21 hours. But not Ted Cruz!

* Ted Cruz Can See The Future: Cruz spoke with “clairvoyant precision” about the “quickly approaching Obama Care disaster.

The rest: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/12/09/3036431/good-news-tea-party-parents-coloring-book-teach-children-love-ted-cruz/

Still don't believe me?

The goddam thing is available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=coloring+books+and+ted+cruz&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acoloring+books+and+ted+cruz

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Reply NOT THE ONION. I REPEAT: NOT THE ONION. Take appropriate precautions. (Original post)
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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:52 AM

1. You are a *tease*, Mr. Pitt

 

Out of stock.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:53 AM

2. I didn't say you could have one.

 

Just saying this actually exists.

Besides, I bought them all.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:17 AM

19. But did you color them yet?






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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #19)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 01:03 PM

107. STOP IT PINBOY3NINER

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Response to WilliamPitt (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:52 AM

80. You forgot the barf alert. lol

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:09 PM

128. Here are some pages you can print for yourself

 

Last edited Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:31 PM - Edit history (1)

edit: I found higher res versions instead
http://www.coloringbook.com/ted-cruz-coloring-book.aspx












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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 02:12 PM

172. This reviewer at Amazon feels your pain...

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Dreams turn into nightmares while waiting for this coloring book!, December 9, 2013
By Daniel R Barnett (Dallas, TX United States) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME) This review is from: Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book (Paperback)

Buyer beware! Ever since I ordered this product I have been having these recurring nightmares every night, the same one each time. It always happens on an icy December morning; I am standing in my yard watering my plants, and the fog is just really thick everywhere, when suddenly I see the mailman driving up. I think to myself, "Oh, he must be carrying my Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book that I ordered a few days ago," and I walk up to the gate and wave to him.

But I don't see him wave back. I wave harder and harder and start yelling, but he doesn't turn to face me. Maybe the fog is really thick, and he didn't see? I start running towards the mail truck, but he drives right by without slowing in the slightest. And as I try to run after him I yell, "Stop! Stop!" but it is no use as it feels as if I am running in slow motion and that the mailman is in full speed as he turns the corner. Suddenly before he passes out of view, he throws something out of his window. Is it? Can it be? A Ted Cruz to the Future coloring book?!? I try to run up to it, but I can never get there. I am just running in place, running, running, and then I just wake up in a cold sweat. I never want to dream it again, but I am afraid it will be the same tonight too.

...

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2JBLUSGBS7AA4/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1619530953&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:54 AM

3. From school boards to this, they are trying hard to indoctrinate kids

and they get to a lot of them.

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Response to Gman (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:02 PM

89. Not really. But you would be in a panic to recruit young people too,....

 

....if every meeting your 70+ group held started off by a head count to see who died since the last meeting.

Then there's the part where someone dozes off in their chair and everyone thinks they lost another one.

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #89)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:24 PM

146. LOL!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:58 AM

4. wouldnt giving this to your kids

constitute child abuse?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:00 AM

5. note, the top leaf on the tree is labeled White House--subtle!

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Response to librechik (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:21 AM

24. I wonder what the buttercups on the tree represent

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #24)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:54 AM

82. Notice the base, "Tea Plant" That's the kind of flower on a Tea Camellia

(I have one...)

See pictures here: http://www.ask.com/wiki/Camellia_sinensis

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Response to AnotherDreamWeaver (Reply #82)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:23 PM

100. I'm surprised -- wasn't expecting it to make sense!

n/t

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Response to librechik (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:19 AM

55. I see he is for grass, tho.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #55)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:59 PM

151. Not really

He can't tell grass root from tree roots!

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Response to librechik (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:41 PM

133. Wow! What mind fucking, manchurian candidate hyping, asshole

is responsible for that?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:01 AM

6. Justification for and only book burning event I would ever support. n/r

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:01 AM

7. I like the big dollar sign the kids can color in their The Tea Party coloring book..............ugh

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Response to lunasun (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:15 PM

155. the review rule but this is about my favorite

The new title is much better than the old one which was "Teddy the Turd Goes to Washington and Wastes $24 Billion in Taxpayer Funds on a Self-Aggrandizing Publicity Stunt While Working People Starve" which was too wordy for most three-year-olds. It's hard enough getting the little pukes to say "Well regulated militia." We learn how Teddy was born in the little town of Bethlehem, PA - not in some commie country - and there was no room at the inn so they put him in a basket and hid him in the Rush's buttcrack...but I don't want to spoil it! Ignore it today!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:03 AM

8. Dios mio.


The Onion would probably consider this too wacky for publication.

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Response to marmar (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:42 AM

40. mon Dieu

und mein Gott zu.







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Response to progressoid (Reply #40)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:45 AM

42. Um Himmels willen.

or "himmelherrgottsakrament".
(they do have long words, those Germans)

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Response to Mira (Reply #42)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:34 AM

65. Da legst di nieder. Himmelarschundzwirn.

The first one is not german, it's bavarian.
Literal translation: "There you ly down."
It means: "Because of this, you will have to ly down." or "You will faint."

The second one just means "Heavens, ass and thread!" and is a collection of random words, but nevertheless a swear-word.

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #65)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:57 AM

86. Als ob ich das nicht selber wüsste. The second is Bavarian as well.

As you know that mine meant "heavensaviorsacrament" with sacrament alone also being a Bavarian swearword just for the hell of it.
Mich trifft der Schlag. "I'mbeingstruckbylightning"
Another one I love.

Nice to meet you DetlefK

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Response to Mira (Reply #86)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:37 PM

103. my favorite German cuss

Zum Teufel!

(to the devil [with you])

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Response to progressoid (Reply #40)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:59 AM

49. auch...

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Response to marmar (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:36 AM

67. For sure!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:04 AM

9. For all ages says it all don't it.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:10 AM

10. No reviews yet.

I was seriously disappointed. I'll have to check back at Amazon in a few days. This is bound to attract some impressive commentary.

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:14 AM

14. Yeah, gonna be lots of fun to read them. Get the popcorn ready.

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:21 AM

57. I found this review

"I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada."


feel free to add your own review......I am thinking up one for later addition.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #57)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:38 PM

121. I couldn't resist i wrote a review,

Mine was more serious than funny
I did say "Don't buy this book unless you need a bird cage liner"

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Response to Heather MC (Reply #121)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:50 PM

123. I will "like" it next time I am there.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #123)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:54 PM

124. Awww My First Amazon "Like"

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #10)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:08 PM

93. 8 reviews as of now!

Read 'em and weep! An example:

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #93)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:05 PM

136. ted puppet crazy cruz likes to play around with children's stories?..

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:10 AM

11. Well, if you're going to color it, here you go...


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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:12 AM

12. Oh O. I see a tangle of serpents underlying the Tree of Knowledge

Ain't that biblically verboten, or something? 'scuse me. Gotta wonder. What are the Occultist Republicons up to now?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:13 AM

13. ROFL

ReTHUG Fundie madness!!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:14 AM

15. This is looks a lot like some previous work



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Response to Botany (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:16 AM

18. Up two thumbies.

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Response to Botany (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:19 AM

22. Amen. Fearless Leader (R - EvangoBagger Style)

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Response to Botany (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:56 AM

48. +1

 

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Response to Botany (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:01 PM

157. ...

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:16 AM

16. jesus christ is this real?

 

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Response to B Calm (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:43 PM

113. Apparently so...

And if it wasn't for Will buying them all to keep them out of the hands of impressionable youth, you could have had one too.

Problem is, they drew him with no tentacles.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #113)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:44 PM

142. LOL

I actually read your post as "they drew him with no testicles" which would probably be a legitimate characterization of the twerp.

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Response to llmart (Reply #142)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:56 PM

143. He wouldn't have been manly enough to read Dr. Seuss with no testicles, now would he?

The scary one is the page about Ted's 21 hour filibuster. "Obama Care is not working," declared Ted. The people in the Evil Socialist Democratic Party(TM) said, "that's because it isn't in effect yet, dumbass."

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:16 AM

17. gun rights are growing from the 10 commandments?

That's so cool!!!

"Virility and stamina", A porn star is born

OMG what a joke, for real this is a joke right?


For months now, I can't stand to look at his face or hear his voice, he is so swarmy and gross. I get that sick feeling in my stomach every time.


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Response to bluemarkers (Reply #17)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:31 AM

32. Not to mention freedom of religion

I'm pretty sure the 10 Commandments are not a particularly good basis for the notion of "worship whatever God, if any, you want".

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:17 AM

20. Is there some evil overlord in control of the world?

 

Who else would create such pomp crap to punish humanity?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:18 AM

21. He's the Senator of Tomorrow -- TODAY!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:20 AM

23. Check the page in the coming weeks to see the comment section.

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Response to alfredo (Reply #23)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 03:28 PM

115. I actually signed in just to give "votes"

to the ever growing comments.
You know, where it asks "Is this comment helpful"....

My favorite one so far:
The new title is much better than the old one which was "Teddy the Turd Goes to Washington and Wastes $24 Billion in Taxpayer Funds on a Self-Aggrandizing Publicity Stunt While Working People Starve" which was too wordy for most three-year-olds.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:23 AM

25. Isn't there anyone in Texas that will stand up and put a stop to this ignorant .....

blatant child propaganda?

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Response to UCmeNdc (Reply #25)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:27 AM

28. It might be, if there were a kid on the planet...

...that might pay attention to more than the lines. "Ooh, lots of space to color in!"

It suffers the same fatal flaw as thousands of preachy things directed at "kids". It's just dull.

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Response to JHB (Reply #28)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:31 AM

62. I am not sure it was meant only for kids.

I think this thing is for the Repub faithful.
Judging from their protest signs, they do not seem to be very literate.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #62)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:13 PM

95. Oh, these things are NEVER actually for the kids

They're for the parents and grandparents, to buy "for the kids" while stroking their own... er... let's just say "political team spirit".

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:23 AM

26. Hard to believe this is not satire.

[IMG][/IMG]

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Response to trusty elf (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:15 AM

53. trusty elf!!!! you've done it again!!!!!!!!!!

HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #53)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:22 PM

116. Nice to hear from you, Blanche!

Thanks!

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Response to trusty elf (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:26 AM

58. Wicked

funny

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Response to Berlum (Reply #58)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:26 PM

118. Glad you liked it, Berlum!

I always enjoy your posts very much!

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Response to trusty elf (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:00 PM

88. For once I'm speechless

and it utter awe of your mind and capabilities.

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Response to Mira (Reply #88)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:24 PM

117. Mira, you're very kind!

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Response to trusty elf (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:15 PM

110. What a brilliant piece of photoshopping!

It should be on the DU Facebook page for us to share!

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Response to LongTomH (Reply #110)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:29 PM

119. Please feel free to use it....

I'm glad you liked it! Thanks.

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Response to trusty elf (Reply #26)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:10 PM

129. This brought tears to my eyes.

And the wheel barrow full of manure isn't completely to blame. This should be added as an insert into Cruz's Youth coloring book. Now THIS is something the kids would "get".

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:23 AM

27. Definitely not a "fun" coloring book

Really, what kid would get excited playing with this. Definitely a "just buying it for the kids" jerkfest for the parents.

On the other hand, it makes a nice template for experimenting with clown faces.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:27 AM

29. Be afraid, little children. Be very afraid.......

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Response to Beacool (Reply #29)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:21 AM

56. here Bea, take this and forget about that evil man...


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Response to dionysus (Reply #56)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:00 PM

87. A Pooh bankie!!!

He looks so snuggly and warm.

Thank you, dear.




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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:27 AM

30. I Picture His "Cruz To The Future" as a 50's drive in

But the farther he "cruze's" the farther back in time he goes until his modern SUV ends up as the Flintstone mobile. I could see him passing these things out at a rally that ranks up there there with "tea party fedoras"you know any hat with enough teabags to make a gallon of sun tea!)After all his fans couldn't have too much of the gray matter(white either)--what does it matter-- to carry on a great conversation so these books would come in handy. The only catch is they will charge for the crayons and it will be a hefty one!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:31 AM

31. Makes a great Christmas gift!

Imagine the smiles on kids faces when they wake up and find this under the tree.

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Response to Ganja Ninja (Reply #31)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:25 PM

111. Children across America will be screaming!

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Response to Ganja Ninja (Reply #31)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 03:04 PM

114. Butt wait!!!

 

Ain' we 'sposed to give our gift moneys to that nice guvenur frum Wishconsin???

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:32 AM

33. Finally a book that George W can understand!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:34 AM

34. I like the part where Ted shows us the future.

 

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Response to BlueJazz (Reply #34)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:39 AM

37. That picture took so long to load that my modem got real hot.

 

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Response to BlueJazz (Reply #34)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:35 AM

66. or, this future

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #66)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:52 AM

78. I like yours better. There's a road and maybe even a Wal Mart at the top far Left !

 

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Response to BlueJazz (Reply #78)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:53 AM

81. since Republicans seem to love China so much

Outside of that one/two child policy, I figured they want the US to have China-like slums, too.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #81)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:58 PM

150. Is that old Walled City in Hong Kong?

It was such a blight even the Chinese government couldn't tolerate it and finally tore it down.

Some interesting history there though ... for a while there it was quite the epitome of what happens when 'total laissez-faire' is in effect.

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Response to brett_jv (Reply #150)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 08:32 AM

165. Not sure

but, I've been to China several times, and I remember some spectacular metro areas that make Manhattan look old & puny, but not far from there, you see places like my above picture where you're just stunned at the difference and wonder how so many people can live like that.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #66)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:29 PM

112. This future is more likely if the Republicans gain control again

There won't be many trees left in a Republican America.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:36 AM

35. And the reviews start coming in.....

I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada.

http://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity/dp/1619530953/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386603195&sr=8-1&keywords=coloring+books+and+ted+cruz

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Response to Junkdrawer (Reply #35)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:45 AM

43. I submitted a review just to help out.

 




Aw my review was rejected. Well it's the thought that counts.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:37 AM

36. Can't wait for the paint by numbers edition.

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:39 AM

38. Next will be the TED CRUZ crayon collection.

 

White, off white, off'r white and off'est white will be the only colors.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:41 AM

39. Roots at the bottom!!??

No Kunta Kinte in this version I am sure!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:42 AM

41. I see a review in my future...

The first one there is pretty funny, and I consider that a challenge. Now I have something to do later tonight.

I expect to see many more as this makes the rounds on the internet.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:46 AM

44. At any given time

At any given time, there are probably half a dozen religious cults in America using political leverage, propaganda and corporate money to establish a foothold in the mass culture and control in the halls of power. Ted Cruz's cult is just one of the more blatant ones these days, hoping to extend their 15 minutes of notoriety into a permanent beachhead in Washington. The power grab by Ted Cruz and his backers is basically just another affiliation of fascist authoritarian thugs using religion and media as a tool for influence and control over the slobs who actually pay attention to this disingenuous bullshit. Not to say Ted Cruz isn't dangerous. These days, we should never underestimate the threat of the fundamentalist mob mentality.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:47 AM

45. "Ted Cruz Is A Man Of Great Virility And Stamina"

So he has a massive cock and he knows how to use it? What is this shit?

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Response to geomon666 (Reply #45)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 03:15 AM

162. No, no -- that's "a massive Koch"...

... and they know how to use him.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:48 AM

46. Gonna need some extra Bullshit Brown crayons.

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:49 AM

47. Notice how the "Gun Rights" leaf

is on the "Ten Commandments" branch?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:07 AM

50. "Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children"

 


only $5.69.

In simpler times they used to just put coal in your stocking...

Happy Holidays...


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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:14 AM

51. Comes with only one crayon..... A big fat white one.

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #51)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:56 AM

84. Ha! I was just about to post - it doesn't come with a black crayon

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Response to underpants (Reply #84)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:49 PM

105. Talk about low hanging fruit. The jokes write themselves

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:15 AM

52. Let me help

 

coloringbooks.com

You can even make your own...

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:19 AM

54. LOVE this review on Amazon!!!


5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Everyone Needs To Purchase This!
By Ikonos on December 9, 2013

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

http://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity/dp/1619530953/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386605765&sr=8-1&keywords=Ted+Cruz+to+the+future

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Response to Quixote1818 (Reply #54)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:48 AM

75. Make sure to say the "good" reviews

were helpful

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:27 AM

59. Here are a couple of others from the same publisher:

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:29 AM

60. And I thought Newt Gingrich had an ego the size of a planet

 

This guy makes Newt look downright humble.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:30 AM

61. Awesome

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:32 AM

63. What fresh hell is this?

 

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Response to Rex (Reply #63)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:52 AM

77. It's fresh, in kind of a smelly way

:noseholdingsmile:

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:32 AM

64. Take a look at some of their other issues.

Ugh. The Occupy coloring book? Tea Party and Tea Party 2?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:39 AM

68. Out of stock on amazon

Has Richard Mellon Scaife gone out & bought 10,000 copies?

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #68)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:11 PM

94. Probably.

I remember when limbaugh became a "best-selling author." He used to have a TV show. With a set, and a stage, and he'd sit there and fart out the mouth only you could see it as opposed to just hearing it on the radio.

Well... if you DID go see, you might have noticed the backdrop on that set, behind where he'd be onstage, was a wall of his books. Quite literally - a WALL of his books. Stacks upon stacks. They covered the entire camera view behind him - in any shot from any angle. I'd bet hard money that those were all purchased by either his production company or his sponsor or some frickin' wrong-wing "think" tank to create this display. And of course, all those would be credited to him as sales, and even though in bulk-buys, it would still be enough to catapult him artificially to the top of the New York Times bestseller list. That's how it's done with ALL those screeds - ann coulter's, that-guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-VANITY's, dear-darling sarah palin's, EVERYBODY'S.

Just yet another sneaky-ass method of putting a thumb on the scale to create the illusion that these are hot topics and hot authors. And of course then that makes it far easier and more compelling to make the case for booking them on all the talk shows and all the news shows - "NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR dontchaknow?!?!?!" Basically just more mind-fucking. Which begets these snake-oilers getting even MORE exposure on the airwaves and in the review pages and keep them talked about and give them "credibility" so that they can then write columns and op/ed pieces that will get used because, after all, they are "NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHORS dontchaknow?!?!?!" And it's as phony as a three-dollar bill. Or ann romney's or ted cruz's sincerity, whichever comes up (like a hairball) first.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:40 AM

69. Comments by the publisher:

 

In a continuation of the company's popular series Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children designed for all ages to promote positive healthy discussion and understanding, Really Big Coloring Books®, Inc. (RBCB) turns complex challenges or issues into a relevant format with an emphasis for youth. The Cruz to the Future book is a non-partisan, fact-driven view of how Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz became a U.S. senator and details, through his quotes and public information his ideas for what he believes will help America grow. Cruz has openly identifies with the Tea Party and garners support from the Republican Liberty Caucus and many independents including democrats. The Washington Post calls Cruz s Texas senate election victory the biggest upset ... a true grassroots victory against very long odds. Texas Sen. Rafael Edward Ted Cruz has become a rejuvenation for the Tea Party movement in the U.S. His 21-hour speech on the Senate floor in September 2013 propelled Cruz into the national spotlight. Cruz s beliefs and actions stir much emotion in those following the political realm, he is a modern 'superhero' to many and looked upon in adoration and abomination by some. 'The Cruz to the FutureTM coloring book is suitable for any student desk in America, as millions of people across the country admire, respect and portray Mr. Cruz as a positive role model for children, stated publisher Wayne Bell. Parents have told our company they enjoy modern day heroes and positive role models in children's literature and Mr. Cruz as a sitting U.S. Senator certainly meets the criteria', continued Bell. RBCB created this comic coloring and activity book not as an endorsement of Sen. Ted Cruz but rather as an educational tool to be used in schools and perhaps as a handout for groups, clubs and organizations. Information to contact Cruz, through both direct mail and social media, is presented at the end of the book. He is a positive role model worthy of study in any school. All information is fact-based, evidenced in truth and is made available to the public. The book is designed for children of all ages as well as parents, teachers and educators and may be used in the classroom as a tool to promote discussion on issues relevant to the subject matter. Not only do pages describe Cruz s early years, education and Tea Party stance in an easy way for parents and educators to explain to their children and students, but crossword puzzles and words searches along with other games and activities provide thought-provoking information and steps for more research. This book displays topics such as small business and the Pledge of Allegiance and Cruz s views on them.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:40 AM

70. .

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:40 AM

71. Dear Jesus, Rapture Ted Cruz asap...

and take Psycho Sarah while you're at it. Thanks!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:41 AM

72. I used the Amazon feedback box to point out

the book description(where you click to "read more" about the book)
reads like campaign material and asked if Amazon endorses Cruz.
Feel free to do the same.
Maybe after a few comments about it, Amazon will re-think offering the book.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #72)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:05 PM

126. Great idea!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:42 AM

73. it's a coloring book, and speaks to the reader at a third grade level

Are we sure it isn't aimed at his constituents, and not children?

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Response to mnmoderatedem (Reply #73)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:52 AM

79. I'm sure

that it is aimed at most Teabaggers

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Response to mnmoderatedem (Reply #73)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:10 PM

137. It's aimed at idiots. nm

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:46 AM

74. Changing America, one indoctinated child at a time..

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:50 AM

76. The only thing Ted has going for him

is his last name: "Cruz"-cruising. If we were dealing with given names like the American Indians did-names that suggested their future or path on life- he'd be called Ted Vomit in Mouth or Ted without a Thought.


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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:55 AM

83. Juanita Jean is laughing about this comic book

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Response to Gothmog (Reply #83)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:12 PM

145. OMG "The coloring book will keep Dubya busy during this very long trip." LMAO

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:57 AM

85. Does it come with Canadian crayons?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:03 PM

90. Can we order crayons with it?

I used up all my orange ones on the John Boehner one.

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Response to Spirochete (Reply #90)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 09:35 AM

167. Yes, but you won't like the colors --

n****r brown
c***k yellow
r*****n red

The fact that this 'coloring book' even exists says volumes about this country, unfortunately.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:05 PM

91. Temporarily out of stock!

Who is buying these things? The Cruz family?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:06 PM

92. Out of Stock. I sense a lot of gag (literally) gifts this year.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:13 PM

96. I'll wait for the Kindle Edition.

That way I can give it to my neighbor -- it'll make a nice addition to their PC monitor that has white-out all over the screen from their numerous postings on the intertubes.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:14 PM

97. You can also pre-order his filibuster speech!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:19 PM

98. Notice that

gun rights and free enterprise are leaves that come out of the ten commandments branch?

I hope it winds up like SP's and GW's books, the recycle bin!!!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:22 PM

99. 6 of 7 'reviews', at least so far;

 

Are 1 star with the 7th giving 3.

At least this latter is 'sort' of honest;

"17 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Like the Bible!!
By Shari Lewis on December 9, 2013
I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada."

I do not want to read the book in order to find out if this is snarky, although me thinks it is.

BTW, the 1 star ratings are along the lines of what I'd write.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:36 PM

101. Now, if they would put Mein kampf in comic book form,

everyone on the side of the batshit crazy right wing would be happy!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:36 PM

102. The tree roots look like FSM...

All hail his noodly appendage!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:43 PM

104. Just sick, sick, sick!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:50 PM

106. All I can say, Will, is...

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 01:04 PM

108. Is that a CANADIAN Maple tree?

 

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Response to Tom Ripley (Reply #108)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:57 PM

144. It's a CANADIAN politician. They go together.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 01:43 PM

109. I particularly like this comment...

"I have one question, and I ask it with all sincerity. Is there a crayon in the color of blind ambition?"

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:32 PM

120. Is this supposed to make up for those christmas presents Scott Walker stole from teabagger's kids?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:39 PM

122. It won't be in my house.

And bet not find it in my grand kids school.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 05:58 PM

125. The Amazon reviews are priceless

Here's a sample:

"I particularly like the part where Cruz's parents put him in a basket of rushes, and set him afloat on the Atlantic where he drifts, guided by the hand of God, to Canada. "

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Response to emsimon33 (Reply #125)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:38 PM

132. that's worth it right there.. thanks emsimon nm

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Response to emsimon33 (Reply #125)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:22 PM

139. Liberals make the absolute best critics. Awesome! nt

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:09 PM

127. This is all about generating wealth for Teabagger Elected Officials...

Add this to the rest of their efforts to generate as much cash from their elected office. Ever wonder why the House votes 40+ times to kill Obamacare, and passed endless bills that limit Women's rights, or to take money from the poor - the sick - and the old? Well there is a sick "base" out there that loves this kind of mean spirited red meat. Congress critters know this shit will never go anywhere but its terrific fundraising fodder and it drives up their speaking fees.

Teapublicans don't view holding office as serving the nation, they see it as a way to increase their personal wealth.

Always have, always will.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:32 PM

130. If you have not read

The reviews at Amazon, it is worth your time. Some are quite wonderful.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:37 PM

131. biggest question is

are they coming out with a santorum version of it???

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:46 PM

134. Did anyone read the pages in the preview?????

From the 21-hour Epic Speech chapter:

"Truth-be-known, a lot of the career establishment politicians are far too out of shape, old or overweight to even perform such a magnificent feat, God bless them all."

"The speech was important because millions of Americans believe Obama Care is worse than any war"

No f'ing way this is real.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:52 PM

135. Am I the only one bothered by the quotations marks around "Ted" Cruz?

Such a bizarre editorial choice. Makes it seem like his criminal alias.

Sorry, the English major in me is squirming.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:13 PM

138. Is it just me? I find this coloring book rather off-putting.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:25 PM

140. more propaganda

straight from the "Ministry of Truth"

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Response to TimeToEvolve (Reply #140)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 10:51 AM

169. what

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:27 PM

141. Does it have a geometry section?

I'd like to know what the name is, for that odd shape of his head.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #141)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:28 PM

159. Trapezoid?

How many sides does that have?

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:25 PM

147. LOOKS LIKE THE ONION, LOOKS LIKE THE ONION, LOOKS LIKE THE ONION.....

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:46 PM

148. Kim Jong Il could control the weather according to his Cult of Personality

 

Ted Cruz can see the future.

Oh. My. Fucking. God!

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Response to Nanjing to Seoul (Reply #148)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 08:04 AM

164. Ted wants to be our next "Dear Leader"

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:54 PM

149. What a maroon.

 

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:03 PM

152. Here's my review. It's currently "under consideration." We'll see if it gets printed.

Last edited Tue Dec 10, 2013, 09:46 AM - Edit history (1)

Shouldn't this book be over in the colon cleansing section?

Shouldn't this book be over in the colon cleansing section? Proper elimination for a tea-bagger nation. Then it could be a runny-way best seller.

On edit- Yes, they posted it!

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Response to NBachers (Reply #152)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 08:34 AM

166. good one

let us know if it gets posted.

Mine was "A Cruz future looks bleak" or something like that.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:06 PM

153. he will need to come out with a dumbed-down version at some point

remember most of his fans are teabaggers.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:10 PM

154. my review

Ted Cruz, the Canadian Senator from Texas can cure gall stones by putting his hands on you. Oh wait, that's his dad and his master, Benny Hinn. As you can see on the cover, Ted Cruz values his own roots. They start in Cuba where his father was born and end up in Canada where Theodore was born. Next time you hear him judge another person on their Murikanism, remember he came from a foreign land and doesn't know better.

Bless his heart.

the reviews are awesome.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:15 PM

156. Scott Walker probably...

...wishes he had thought of this. At least then Wisconsin kids would have something in their stockings.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:13 PM

158. I wouldn't even give this to someone I hate.

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 01:18 AM

160. Make sure you color in the tiny penis

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 01:49 AM

161. The new GOP logo

 

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Response to nikto (Reply #161)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 01:59 PM

170. Cthulhu loves you!

You're crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 03:29 AM

163. That was a fun visit to Amazon. Didn't leave a comment, but recced up a bunch.

I wonder when the other side will show up ...

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 09:58 AM

168. The fatal flaw in this is

reichwingers aren't evolved enough to handle crayons. Most of us are pretty sure they don't even own a pair of opposible thumbs (or a full set of teeth).

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Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2013, 02:01 PM

171. Okay, second reply - why the FUCK is he pointing at a tree?

 

Is it supposed to talk or something? I SWEAR that man is the anti-christ!

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