If you hear, "God is a republican" or some such nonsense this Thanksgiving:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

I share my favorite response:

"That would explain all the starving black people in Africa."

[madamesilverspurs]

1. My favorite response --

"No, but he was known to eat with publicans and other sinners."

[okaawhatever]

2. Good one. If they mimic the Palin claim that the Pope is a liberal, reply with...

you should see his boss.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. ooh.

[calimary]

4. Both these responses are good. God is a LIBERAL. So's His Kid!

[LWolf]

5. This is the first time in my 53 years I've ever heard that. This thread title. nt

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

6. Well, then, consider yourself lucky.

And your family redeemable.

For the rest of us . . .

[TexasProgresive]

7. Sometimes its said differently

G(od's) O(wn) P(arty)

[LWolf]

10. THAT I've heard.

Convinces me to look for a goddess instead, lol.

[NV Whino]

8. There is no God/god/gods, therefore…

[nyquil_man]

9. "God's a Republican, huh? Does that mean he voted for Bush and, therefore, does not mind deficits?"

My quick response.