If you really want to tick off a Tea Partier....

[TeamPooka]

As we approach the holiday season a lot of us will be at events and wind up trapped in conversations with Tea Party members in one way or the other at home or work.
When I've had enough of their insane blathering about whatever they hate the most - birth certificates, Benghazi, what Rush says, blah blah etc.
I lean in and tell them "I'm voting for Obama/Biden again in 2016. They have a secret plan that lets him run for a third term."
Then you can just walk away or stay and watch their little brains explode like the opening of the movie Scanners.
Either way, good times.

[jessie04]

1. Thats actually very funny.

very good.

[TeamPooka]

4. Thank you. :) I've done it and it's a lot of fun.

[Freddie]

2. They *really* think this is going to happen

Obama's going to change the Constitution so he can run for a third term. A frequent theme in Freeper comments.

[TeamPooka]

3. If you want to add a cherry to the Sundae tell them John McCain is going along with it. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

12. He's paving the way for Sarah Palin to run in 2018, 2020, and 2022.

(She'd only serve half a term each time ...)

[TeamPooka]

14. lmao

you gave her the half terms and everything.
lol

[eppur_se_muova]

18. Glad you enjoyed it ...

I was just adding an explanatory note, for those slow to catch on.

If there were still DUzy's, I'd nominate this whole thread.

[tecelote]

69. and... it was Bush's idea but he was tired of being President and didn't follow through.

[madokie]

5. Good idea, thanks

I'll start using this fore shore.

[napkinz]

6. good one!

thank you for that!

[babsbunny]

7. our Family doesn't even bother to see each other anymore

It is sad, I cannot stand them and they seem to feel the same way about me.........

[lunasun]

24. I know a couple years ago who didnt bother after the rest to the family became involvd

with some weird religious group and they were the only ones who didn't convert
It was the others not wanting to be with heathens
and them not wanting to be with over the top religious nuts for any holidays
They are fine and never looked back

[ladywnch]

8. LMAO thank you very much! I needed that! and...........will do ;-)

[UTUSN]

9. One admitted to me they had overreacted on the gun nuttiness

Then ruefully smiled that he'd been having trouble with ammo shortages, and I said, "That's because all you idiots bought up all the ammo!1" And he just looked sheepish.

[MynameisBlarney]

54. LOL

They do have trouble with simple math.

[NightWatcher]

10. Dana Carvey had a great quote about dealing with idiots

The next time they start in with politics just look at them and sincerely say. "I can't talk to you about politics. You don't know shit.".

I'm going to employ a similar technique and combine that with the "Is that true, or did you hear it on Fox". It goes, "I can't talk to you, you don't know what you're talking about. You get all your info from fox and a fat impotent man on the radio.".

Then I'll walk away and have some more pie.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[TeamPooka]

11. I throw them raw meat and let them eat until they get sick.

But I'm an evil fucking son of a bitch.
Like I said, Good times.

[Curmudgeoness]

13. That is pretty funny.

I can see myself using that line, and I can imagine that some people who know me would not be surprised by the comment. They already know that I think it.

[NightWatcher]

16. a cousin started talking about Ron Paul. I got up and walked away mid sentance

He was kinda blown away that I wouldn't debate him.

[Curmudgeoness]

19. Excellent choice.

No use "debating" a fool. Actually, I find that it is never a debate with these people....it is always just a lecture, since they will not shut up long enough for me to dispute any points. In fact, that has been my new line when they get in my face and spew idiocy and spit...I ask "is this supposed to be a discussion or a lecture"?

[Sophiegirl]

21. This old saying applies:

My mother used to say, "Never wrestle a pig. You both get muddy, but the pig likes it."

[Curmudgeoness]

23. Mothers are so wise! nt

[kcass1954]

30. Also: "Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."

I like yours, too - one of my favorite sayings!

[caraher]

58. They think winning a debate is shouting louder

My RWNJ sister-in-law does this all the time - she slows down and gets louder, and think this means she is "winning."

She also likes to trot out the "I thought liberals were open to new ideas" line when one declines to read the latest nonsense about Benghazi or engage in another "debate" with a brick wall.

[Curmudgeoness]

72. ........

She slows down and gets louder! That is classic. I get that all the time too.



And if I tried to pull that off, I would be called hysterical.

[lunasun]

26. +1

[flt rsk]

61. Before I retired,

I was the only non-right winger in the office of 14 people. When someone would approach and ask my opinion or start talking politics, I would tell them to “stay right here, I have forgot something in my car, then we can talk”. I would then go to lunch or go to another building. In that job, I learned that most of my coworkers didn’t care for my opinion. They just wanted an opening to lecture me or spout the latest verbal diarrhea from Limpbone.

[chknltl]

57. I wonder if that is what Dana Carvey says to his good buddy Dennis Miller

Of course I can't know that the two of them are actually the buds that Dennis Miller claims they are. Dennis Miller says a lot of stuff I file under the category: Horseshit. That said, I have long heard that Bill Maher is very chummy with Ann Coulter so I guess anything is possible.

[Curmudgeoness]

15. Since I just got an email warning

that Obama is already planning to stay in office by use of martial law, I will love trying this out.

Nothing pleases me more than ticking off teabaggers.

[TeamPooka]

17. and then they will tell all their friends it's true because...."I heard it from a Democrat!"

I love it when a plan comes together.

[Curmudgeoness]

20. You are evil.

I love it.

[pinboy3niner]

31. Be sure to tell them about the U.N./Chinese/Kenyan troops that will stage at the border in advance..

...to be ready to put down any resistance.

[northoftheborder]

37. Good one!

Sure to raise lots of hackles!!!!

[Boom Sound 416]

22. That is devilish

[Historic NY]

25. This thread is no good w/o bumper stickers.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

53. Obama/Biden 2016. I'd love that

To watch people in my area freak out.

[dgauss]

27. Before walking away, you could add...

"I'll even vote for him the fourth and fifth time, if it's still necessary."

[TeamPooka]

34. lol

[Nanjing to Seoul]

70. And so will my dead relatives. Remember, he's from Chicago!

Watch their head blow up!

[Incitatus]

28. Michelle Obama/Biden nt

[Mopar151]

76. Michelle and Dr. Jill ! That would rock!

" We sent the boys off to play golf, so as to clear space for the ass-whuppin that is about to land on the tea partiers and the K street boys.!"

[GoneFishin]

29. That's pretty funny. n/t

[SummerSnow]

32. Absolutely brilliant

[abq e streeter]

33. Dammit; it's supposed to be a secret.Now look what you've done.

[ErikJ]

35. Preface it by saying that Schwartzengger is trying to change the law to let foreign born run for ...

president. WHich is true. So Obama changed the law to run for a 3rd term.

[Mira]

36. This idea made my night. I'll do it, too. Often.

Thanks! Great idea.

[yuiyoshida]

38. Personally...I think

Their BRAINS have already exploded.. they are just operating on what little left there is.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

39. Tell them the next election will be Biden/Obama.

[Bluzmann57]

56. That one may cause meltdown!

I mean meltdown by confusion. I could just see someone trying to figure this one out. "Biden/Obama? How can that be? Well, by golly, maybe they'll try. HELP!"
I may try that one out.

[uponit7771]

40. THAT AINT RIGHT!! lol... I'm going to go to heck thinking about it

[IrishAyes]

41. I'll do it!

After all, they think President Obama's building a secret black Muslim army to invade the US and install him as Dictator for Life, not to mention far worse, some of it unrepeatable in polite company. If you told the TPs that Obama had a giant magnet to draw asteroids toward the earth and wipe out entire cities if he didn't like the people there, they'd believe you. Nobody on earth could make up any crap they wouldn't believe.

[irisblue]

42. you are amazing

*on my knees *thank you teampooka, my your tribe increase and blessings on your childen to many years forward

[TeamPooka]

59. thank you for the kind words.

[progressoid]

43. And tell them that they are running on the Communist Party ticket.

[Hugabear]

44. Tell them that Obama's going to issue an executive order, allowing himself a 3rd term

That would really get them going...they'd probably believe it

[grahamhgreen]

45. Or, since he was born in Kenya, he's allowed a third term, lol:)

[TeamPooka]

47. The Kenyan Exemption. love it.

[mfcorey1]

46. I love it but I am afraid this kind of thing will push these nutbags to attempt to physically

harm the President. Remember, they have no mental filter.

[n2doc]

48. Make up some small "Obama/Biden 2016" stickers

And tell them, in a low voice "look I shouldn't do this, but I like you, so I let you in on the secret- Put one of these stickers on your car and Obama's troops will leave you alone and won't take you to the indoctrination camps when the takeover happens. It's our sign"

[avebury]

50. ..

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

60. Nice addition to an already hilarious thread, n2doc.

You are in fine form this morning.

[SammyWinstonJack]

66. damnit

[BlancheSplanchnik]

67. tempting. very tempting.

[napkinz]

80. great suggestion

found this one:

[Tanuki]

49. And then smile and wish them "Happy Holidays!" n/t

[TeamPooka]

52. always smiling

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

51. Thanks, I'm going to use this.

I know one guy I'm going to call early just to use this.

[treestar]

55. They'll believe it too!

[NuclearDem]

62. I just politely excuse myself from conversation by telling them I have to go to work.

The FEMA camps for those who say "Merry Christmas" won't run themselves! Only the Obamacare drones can do that.

[TeamPooka]

63. "When they pick you up for the FEMA camp, use my name. You'll get a better bunk."

[NuclearDem]

65. Actually, it's a discount on the socialist mind control nanobots

[underpants]

68. Lol

[IkeRepublican]

64. Best way to scare off a Republican

Hand him an ASVAB application and ask him to fill it out. Or, show up with a hot woman who doesn't talk like a dumb bell.

Either one works.

[alfredo]

71. Obama/Biden 2016 bumper sticker?

[TeamPooka]

74. make it so.

[alfredo]

75. That takes advantage of the willfully ignorant.

I will see if there are already such stickers.

[TeamPooka]

81. They deserve it.

[alfredo]

82. Yanking their chain is fun for a while, but it is too easy at times.

[DesertRat]

73. LOL!

[alfredo]

77. Post this on FaceBook

[TeamPooka]

79. lmao

[napkinz]

78. kick!!!