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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSarcasm about Gov. Rick Perry and some of his pre-occupations rather than governing

Texas Gov. Rick Perry announced he was calling another special session so that the legislature could pass a ban on the corrupt teaching and practice of gynecology, as well as banning women being licensed as doctors.
Gov. Perry said that he was disappointed at the resistance he got for the abortion ban in June and July, and that he felt that it wouldve gone smoothly if womens heads werent filled with nonsense by women doctors and gynecologists.
In a statement released by his office, he called on the legislature to:
Ban the corrupt teaching and practice of gynecology.
End the practice of licensing women as doctors in the state.
Require the Board of Education to eliminate all mentions of female anatomy or biology from textbooks in the state.
Gov. Perry said that this was another step in his plan to protect women and their health from any any behavior which might anger God and lead to their eternal damnation in Hell. Youre welcome, ladies.
http://winkprogress.com/teapartycat/3123/texas-to-ban-gynecology/
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Sarcasm about Gov. Rick Perry and some of his pre-occupations rather than governing (Original Post)
Mira
Oct 2013
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brucefan
(1,549 posts)1. It's hard
To tell truth from fiction anymore.
jsr
(7,712 posts)2. Not far from the truth.

Mira
(22,542 posts)3. check that ring...
all that and not missing meals, either. Just missing a brain.