A frack-a-day keeps sanity at bay. Please come CAPTION Fox guest Alex Epstein!!!

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Alex ("I don't know about you, but I'm ready for the apocalypse!&quot Epstein is saying: "Fracking is not only great for the economy, Clayton, but for the environment as well. . . . It's like giving the earth a seltzer to calm its upheavals, to let it give off gas. . . . And if some of that gas gets into the water supply, we shouldn't complain. . . . It's like getting free butane right out of your faucet. . . . It's win-win as I see it!"


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CAPTION very loosely based on the following story at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2013/09/14/fox-guest-fracking-is-actually-incredibly-good/195885

[Champion Jack]

1. Hi! My name is Alex and I'm a total moron!

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Nice photo of this smarmy little oil whore on Ayn Rand Center for Individual Rights (truth!)

Author of 'Fossil Fuels Improve the Planet" Again...truth.

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3. "I think young people have all gotten behind fracking bacause

it sounds so cool!"