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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Gut feeling". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaARGH!!!
Your gut's for DIGESTING THINGS, you conservative loons, not making decisions! God gave you a different organ for that purpose!
Mysterious non-sequitur rant over.
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"Gut feeling". AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaARGH!!! (Original Post)
sibelian
Aug 2013
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Hydra
(14,459 posts)1. Colbert beat you to it >:)
Mark Smith, ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Madame First Lady, Mr. President, my name is Stephen Colbert, and tonight it is my privilege to celebrate this president, cause we're not so different, he and I. We both get it. Guys like us, we're not some brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut. Right, sir?
That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. Now, I know some of you are going to say, "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works.
Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the "No Fact Zone." FOX News, I hold a copyright on that term.
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states, and I cannot wait to see how the Washington Post spins that one tomorrow.
That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. Now, I know some of you are going to say, "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works.
Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the "No Fact Zone." FOX News, I hold a copyright on that term.
I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states, and I cannot wait to see how the Washington Post spins that one tomorrow.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stephencolbert/a/colbertbush.htm
sibelian
(7,804 posts)2. Naturally... :)
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)5. Colbert's the King of Truthiness!
FSogol
(45,481 posts)3. Are you positing the existence of a Conservative brain?
Hydra
(14,459 posts)4. I believe the OP is!~
And while I do believe they HAVE brains, anyone who has a drivers license knows that while anyone can have a car, using it responsibly is an entirely different story
bluedeathray
(511 posts)6. You're right! My gut's got an appendix too
But you don't see it running around trying to build synapses...
It just gets sore and explodes. Also like a RW thought pattern.