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autorank

(29,456 posts)
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:25 PM Feb 2012

Santorum Hearing Voices

Santorum Hearing Voices

By Michael Collins



(Washington, DC) Senator Rick Santorum knows something many of us do not. Satan is waging war on the United States. This is no scruffy terrorist group carrying explosives in their underwear or shoes. It is Satan himself, also known as the Devil, Mephistopheles, the Beast, etc. (Image one, two)

How does the senator know so much about this attack?

Santorum hears voices.

Four years ago, he admitted just that:

"Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those voices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has (sic) deeply rooted in the American tradition," Senator Rick Santorum from The Daily Beast


That's a very strong statement. Some wonder if the senator is barking-at-the-moon mad. Santorum is undeterred. Campaigning in Arizona, he asserted his right to speak out about "good and evil." He referenced former President Ronald Reagan as one political leader who shared this view. Santorum also shares Reagan's strongly held conviction that trees cause pollution.

Link: http://agonist.org/michael_collins/20120226/senator_santorums_satanic_voices
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Santorum Hearing Voices (Original Post) autorank Feb 2012 OP
it's too early in the day --one should not have to read this crap without a strong drink in hand niyad Feb 2012 #1
Well, you know that that means autorank Feb 2012 #2
oh, wait, it's evening in england--thanks!! niyad Feb 2012 #4
As I suspected! davidthegnome Feb 2012 #3
Ricks ashamed that he climbed down from one autorank Feb 2012 #10
for some reason, this brought to mind a bumper sticker I saw years ago: "you're just mad because niyad Feb 2012 #5
"Stop touching yourself." HopeHoops Feb 2012 #6
Schizotypal Personality Disorder with OCD. Odin2005 Feb 2012 #7
If he's mentally ill he has an excuse for saying the crap he says. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #8
We were warned autorank Feb 2012 #12
Cluster A ClusterF#%@! autorank Feb 2012 #11
Hello? This Is Dog SunsetDreams Feb 2012 #9
LOL - SON OF SAMtorum aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2012 #13
Religion can induce mental disorders siligut Feb 2012 #14

davidthegnome

(2,983 posts)
3. As I suspected!
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:37 PM
Feb 2012

"Santorum also shares Reagan's strongly held conviction that trees cause pollution. "

Darn trees.. tools of Satan, making us all sick. At least they're the right height though.

niyad

(112,432 posts)
5. for some reason, this brought to mind a bumper sticker I saw years ago: "you're just mad because
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:42 PM
Feb 2012

the voices are only talking to me"

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,270 posts)
8. If he's mentally ill he has an excuse for saying the crap he says.
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 03:06 PM
Feb 2012

I think he's just fucking evil. No excuses. If Satan is up to something, I think it's Rick Santorum.

autorank

(29,456 posts)
12. We were warned
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 03:48 PM
Feb 2012

In the pre-cognitive documentary, The Omen - Part III



Rick is the real Manchurian Candidate!

siligut

(12,272 posts)
14. Religion can induce mental disorders
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 04:08 PM
Feb 2012

But it is one thing to hear voices and another thing to listen to them. Teh stupid comes from listening to them.

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