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Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:56 PM

 

ROFLMAO !!!

Fugelsang: Limbaugh has lost ‘more sponsors than Lindsay Lohan at Betty Ford’
By David Ferguson - RawStory
Saturday, August 10, 2013 14:32 EDT



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“I kind of want to be serious for a second, if that’s okay,” Fugelsang began. “Like many of you watching, I was shocked to hear of how “The Rush Limbaugh Show” is dying in the ratings. One trade publication called it ‘the end of right-wing, conservative talk radio.’”

He continued, “And the reason, of course, is that Rush Limbaugh has scared away more sponsors than Lindsay Lohan did at Betty Ford. Forty-eight of the top 50 advertisers exclude the Limbaugh show now from their radio ad buys.”


But, because comedians and satirists need someone to deride, Fugelsang said, Rush cannot be allowed to fade off the airwaves altogether. He issued an appeal to advertisers.

“Hello, are you a small business owner looking to reach a wider audience of xenophobic, woman-hating, aging, bitter white guys with impacted colons, but don’t think you have the resources to do so?” he asked. “Have you dreamed of a professional association with an obese, hate-driven bigot who reaches a wide audience of obese, hate-driven bigots who automatically nod at everything he says, even if that nod makes the dangling string of drool drip on the clicker?”

Then advertise on Limbaugh’s show now, he said.

“Advertising on the Limbaugh show will bring untold wealth, riches and incredible luxury — to Rush Limbaugh,” Fugelsang explained. “Believe it or not, he needs your business,Those Viagra-packed weekends in the Dominican Republic don’t pay for themselves. The sexual tourism industry of the entire Third World is depending on you.”


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Link: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/10/fugelsang-limbaugh-has-lost-more-sponsors-than-lindsay-lohan-at-betty-ford/






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Reply ROFLMAO !!! (Original post)
WillyT Aug 2013 OP
malaise Aug 2013 #1
giftedgirl77 Aug 2013 #2
BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2013 #14
calimary Aug 2013 #18
BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2013 #23
calimary Aug 2013 #28
Auntie Bush Aug 2013 #32
Ohio Joe Aug 2013 #3
rurallib Aug 2013 #4
calimary Aug 2013 #19
rurallib Aug 2013 #21
calimary Aug 2013 #29
Rex Aug 2013 #5
truedelphi Aug 2013 #6
SalmonChantedEvening Aug 2013 #7
kentuck Aug 2013 #8
hrmjustin Aug 2013 #9
Whisp Aug 2013 #10
DemoTex Aug 2013 #11
BlueManFan Aug 2013 #12
calimary Aug 2013 #20
Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2013 #13
Nanjing to Seoul Aug 2013 #26
Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2013 #33
IrishAyes Aug 2013 #34
BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2013 #15
Nanjing to Seoul Aug 2013 #27
Egalitarian Thug Aug 2013 #16
millennialmax Aug 2013 #17
niyad Aug 2013 #22
southerncrone Aug 2013 #24
L0oniX Aug 2013 #25
NewJeffCT Aug 2013 #30
Logical Aug 2013 #31

Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 03:59 PM

1. Get thee to the greatest page

Super delish!!

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:06 PM

2. Perfect...

 

I hope that hateful bastard dies a little inside with every sponsor he loses.

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Response to giftedgirl77 (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:43 PM

14. I hope his colon impacts a little more with every rebuke

until he finally explodes from the build up of toxic gases.

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #14)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:37 PM

18. He IS toxic gas. How could he possibly die of it?

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Response to calimary (Reply #18)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 11:31 PM

23. Oh..I was picturing something like this




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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #23)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 11:35 AM

28. Well, he's that, too.

He's everything that's gross and disgusting.

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Response to calimary (Reply #18)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 12:25 PM

32. He could explode like a popped balloon full of crap.

Warning! Don't get near him.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:08 PM

3. K&R - nt

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:11 PM

4. Oh I am going to miss Fugelsang

next week is the last week of his show. Bet there will be some classics.

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Response to rurallib (Reply #4)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:38 PM

19. Really? He's not going to be doing his show anymore?

Dang! Hope he doesn't stay off the air for long.

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Response to calimary (Reply #19)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:47 PM

21. Last shows for all the CURRENT shows are next Thursday

Al Jazeera America premieres the nex Tuesday.
Fugelsang will still be on Stephanie's show on Fridays i assume.
Stephanie will at least be on the radio (she has hinted at some TV but nothing official yet).

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Response to rurallib (Reply #21)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 11:36 AM

29. I hope somebody else picks him up. Comedy Central maybe?

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:12 PM

5. Excellent!

 

nt.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:44 PM

6. I am convinced Limbaugh's most devoted listeners will hear him even

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When he no longer has any air time at all anywhere!

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:52 PM

7. K&R! :)

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:54 PM

8. This guy does not give the right wing any breaks.

He does great!

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:55 PM

9. K&R!

 

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 04:56 PM

10. K&R. funny stuff. n/t

 

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 05:33 PM

11. Besides, Ru$h needs to keep up his payments on his Gulfstream-V

Repo-Man is lickin' his chops!

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:00 PM

12. HOLY SHIT!!!! He Played The Dominican sex trip Card

Game. Set. Match. Great Job John. I hate to see Current go. Gonna miss the Young Turks!

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Response to BlueManFan (Reply #12)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 09:40 PM

20. Crap. Sorry to hear that.

I haven't been keeping track lately. I hate seeing people on our side losing exposure. While the enemy still has plenty of outlets.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:21 PM

13. Carlin once talked about "Guys who haven't seen their own dick since the Nixon administration".

 

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #13)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 05:06 AM

26. In the Nixon administration, OxyRush was known as Jeff Christie. . .and rumors were abound that

 

he was deep in the closet. I still think he is. 10 million marriages, no kids.

Good Beards are hard to find.

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Response to Nanjing to Seoul (Reply #26)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 01:05 PM

33. That trip to the Dominican Republic says a lot too....

 

A lot of people forget the details of that trip. He went there in a private gulfstream jet owned by Premier Radio Networks with four other guys including the producers of the show "24".

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Response to Nanjing to Seoul (Reply #26)

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 11:50 AM

34. There are credible reports

that Rush is a short-eyes.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 06:48 PM

15. Superlative!!!!!!!!

“Hello, are you a small business owner looking to reach a wider audience of xenophobic, woman-hating, aging, bitter white guys with impacted colons, but don’t think you have the resources to do so?” he asked. “Have you dreamed of a professional association with an obese, hate-driven bigot who reaches a wide audience of obese, hate-driven bigots who automatically nod at everything he says, even if that nod makes the dangling string of drool drip on the clicker?”
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"Those Viagra-packed weekends in the Dominican Republic don’t pay for themselves"



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Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #15)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 05:11 AM

27. Hey, I can but Viagra at any Phuket pharmacy for 500 Baht for 50 of them.

 

OxyRush, you should go. . .you might like Patong Beach. . .though the locals may start throwing water on you and screaming "push it back into the water before it dies."

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 07:32 PM

16. Oh yes! I don't even know this guy is, but that's just classic comedy. n/t

 


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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 07:35 PM

17. Fugelsang always brings it.

 

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sat Aug 10, 2013, 11:20 PM

22. k and r--thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything.

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 01:18 AM

24. This needs to go viral!

The plain truth wrapped in a comedic taco...delicious!

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 01:35 AM

25. All warm and fuzzy. n/t

 

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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 12:01 PM

30. great stuff

but, while Rush is clearly the leader of RW talk radio, somebody else will likely step into his slot - Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, Ingraham, Savage, etc... hopefully, it won't be for 3-4 years, though, so it's after the 2016 elections.


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Response to WillyT (Original post)

Sun Aug 11, 2013, 12:03 PM

31. LOL, good, I hate the guy. n-t

 

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