Best Headline: Teen Bible Campers Hospitalized After Mixing....

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A potent mixture of fart spray and deer repellent intended to be a prank turned serious Wednesday when more than a dozen campers from the Christian run Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville, Md., had to be decontaminated while six were hospitalized due to physical reactions.

According to the Fallston Patch the Harford County Hazardous Materials team was called to the camp at around 10 p.m. Wednesday after initial reports that a 16-year-old boy needed medical assistance for eye and respiratory irritation.

Shortly after that, however, additional medical units had to be sent to the camp to treat more than a dozen patients with similar symptoms.
A Hazmat team later concluded that deer spray and a product known as "Liquid Ass" had been sprayed in two cabins at the camp resulting in the emergency.

In a review of Liquid Ass on Amazon.com one reviewer, J. Buttler noted: "Absolutely disgusting. This really stinks. BUT THAT IS THE POINT RIGHT. I bought four bottles of this and gave one to a buddy. He over did it at work. It was so bad that public works was called to come to the building and check out the plumbing. So funny. Nobody knew."
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Liquid Ass- Another Boehner nickname?

[B Calm]

1. Teen Bible Campers all need some "Liquid Ass" from time to time.

[LeftofObama]

2. J "Butt"ler wrote a review for

Liquid Ass Fart Spray?

[longship]

3. Well, at least no deer were harmed.

The deer repellent made sure of that.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. That camp should be renamed

Woe-To-Me.

[hobbit709]

5. If you don't learn basic science, this is what happens.

Good thing they didn't mix ammonia and bleach