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Tue Jul 23, 2013, 12:44 AM

There's a sordid, vile, disgusting story behind the new baby in England!

S*X!

Oh, dear, I hope I didn't blow out your delicate brain-holes by actually describing the actual, disgusting, sinful ACT that resulted in that royal baby!

Still, we must admit that, in this fallen world, S*X happens! Of course it never happened In The Garden of Eden, Baby, by I. Ron Butterfly.

Enough! We must stop this SIN from happening, else our loving God who created it will burn us all with a magnifying glass just to show his infinite Christian Love™.

Oooh, the pain! We are all Doctor Smith now!

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Reply There's a sordid, vile, disgusting story behind the new baby in England! (Original post)
xfundy Jul 2013 OP
hrmjustin Jul 2013 #1
xfundy Jul 2013 #2
hrmjustin Jul 2013 #3
Marie Marie Jul 2013 #4
Lizzie Poppet Jul 2013 #9
Chan790 Jul 2013 #7
hrmjustin Jul 2013 #12
intaglio Jul 2013 #5
Enrique Jul 2013 #6
Igel Jul 2013 #8
aikoaiko Jul 2013 #10
Safetykitten Jul 2013 #11

Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 01:04 AM

1. I am a Christian and I love sex!

 

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 01:18 AM

2. SINNER!

I grew up xtian, and my intent is not to "cast asparagus" on all, but the current crop of christianists is against sex, just as the classics were.

It's not about religion, but religion converted to politics.

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Response to xfundy (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 01:22 AM

3. I know, I like your OP. Love the guy from VA that wants to end Oral Sex. Great way to get the male

 

vote.

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 01:35 AM

4. "Great way to get the male vote"..

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Response to Marie Marie (Reply #4)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 10:06 AM

9. Thank God I'm an atheist!

 

Er...let me rephrase that.

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:17 AM

7. Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion stories of all time.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-lutheran-minister-loves-to-fuck-his-wife,854/

Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife

NASHUA, NH—Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish duties—reciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years.



"The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now."

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Response to Chan790 (Reply #7)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 11:31 AM

12. Oh my...

 

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Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 05:38 AM

5. The Onion has news of the first meal

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Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:11 AM

6. how is babby formed?

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Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 09:38 AM

8. You can visualize and focus on their having sex all you want.

It's a free country.

Some fantasize about being a voyeur with a model or porn star. Why not have those who fantasize about royalty?

I mean, there are lots of soft porn romances involving royalty, real and imaginary, so it's not like it's new.

I'd assume there are hard porn stories available involving royalty, real and imaginary. Mostly dead. Although in the stories I'd assume they'd mostly still be living. Mostly.

Exhibitionism, though, unless it's for money? Rather a waste.

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Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 10:08 AM

10. Was delivered a son.

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Response to xfundy (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 10:09 AM

11. They did not find the baby in a garden?

 

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