Tue Jul 23, 2013, 12:44 AM
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 There's a sordid, vile, disgusting story behind the new baby in England! (Original post) |
xfundy | Jul 2013 | OP |
| hrmjustin | Jul 2013 | #1 | |
| xfundy | Jul 2013 | #2 | |
| hrmjustin | Jul 2013 | #3 | |
| Marie Marie | Jul 2013 | #4 | |
| Lizzie Poppet | Jul 2013 | #9 | |
| Chan790 | Jul 2013 | #7 | |
| hrmjustin | Jul 2013 | #12 | |
| intaglio | Jul 2013 | #5 | |
| Enrique | Jul 2013 | #6 | |
| Igel | Jul 2013 | #8 | |
| aikoaiko | Jul 2013 | #10 | |
| Safetykitten | Jul 2013 | #11 |
Response to hrmjustin (Reply #1)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:17 AM
7. Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion stories of all time.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-lutheran-minister-loves-to-fuck-his-wife,854/
Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife NASHUA, NH—Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish duties—reciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years. 
"The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now." |
Response to xfundy (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 05:38 AM
5. The Onion has news of the first meal
Response to xfundy (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 09:38 AM
8. You can visualize and focus on their having sex all you want.
Response to xfundy (Original post)
Tue Jul 23, 2013, 10:08 AM
aikoaiko (32,400 posts)
10. Was delivered a son.
