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Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:40 PM

WATCH: MSNBC Anchor Asks 'Has Ken Cuccinelli Ever Had Oral Sex?' Gay or Straight must see video!

On his show Wednesday, MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell issued a scathing takedown of Virginia gubernatorial hopeful and current attorney general Ken Cuccinelli's ongoing efforts to keep Virginia's anti-sodomy laws on the books.

Despite the fact that such laws were universally struck down by the Supreme Court's 2003 decision in Lawrence v. Texas, and that a federal appellate court recently rejected the state's appeal to keep the laws on the books, Cuccinelli has dug in his heels on the issue. The Republican's campaign recently launched a new website elaborating on the attorney general's unyielding support for the law.

O'Donnell took the time to actually look at the language of Cuccinelli's favorite law, and discovered that the far-reaching policy would make a felony any kind of sex involving the anus or the mouth of any citizen — male or female, straight, gay, or otherwise, married or single — and the "carnal parts" of another citizen.

"In other words, it prohibits most gay and straight sex," explains O'Donnell. "And while it's at it, it prohibits sex with ‘any brute animal.’ In fact, the only sex act that remains legal is heterosexual vaginal intercourse. And don’t think you can enter marriage — it does not include an exception for married couples. So the republican candidate for governor in Virginia is running on a platform that wants to continue to make it illegal in Virginia for married couples to have oral sex. Or for any couples of any gender to have any form of oral sex."

http://www.advocate.com/politics/2013/07/18/watch-msnbc-anchor-wants-know-if-has-ken-cuccinelli-ever-had-oral-sex

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Reply WATCH: MSNBC Anchor Asks 'Has Ken Cuccinelli Ever Had Oral Sex?' Gay or Straight must see video! (Original post)
William769 Jul 2013 OP
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William769 Jul 2013 #22
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BainsBane Jul 2013 #12
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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:47 PM

1. i'm not laughing AT mr cuccinelli....

fuck that...yes i am.

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Response to xchrom (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:50 PM

3. I'm looking for a word to use here I just can't find it.

I don't want to go back to the 1600's & look for it either.

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Response to William769 (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:28 PM

20. Cuccilingus?

 


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Response to opiate69 (Reply #20)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:29 PM

22. ...

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Response to William769 (Reply #22)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:35 PM

24. Fundylatio then?

 

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Response to opiate69 (Reply #24)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:56 PM

80. Fundattio--when a Christian woman drops the Holy Bible on

 

Her husband's penis to arouse in him the "missionary" spirit.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:50 PM

2. I'll bet Cuccinelli is lousy in bed.

He's probably a selfish, sloppy, boring partner.

It's not good for him, or for his wife. So, he wants everyone to hate having sex as much as he does.

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Response to AndyA (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:52 PM

4. Don't fool yourself.

This law would be selectively applied to certain people.

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Response to William769 (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 01:37 PM

57. But if I were betting on it,

I would still say 5:1 he's a lousy lay.

With an attitude like that, count on him to be a dud.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:55 PM

5. Which brings to mind the timeless line from "Good Morning Viet Nam"

that would be most aptly directed to Mr. Cuccinelli: "You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 02:59 PM

6. Great movie & a great line!

& very apt here.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 10:25 AM

71. That pretty well hits the "nail" on the, um, head......!

(so to speak......)

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 24, 2013, 03:15 AM

95. Bravo!

 

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:00 PM

7. Poor Mrs. Cuccinelli. nt

 

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:02 PM

8. For some reason, that made me laugh.

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Response to msanthrope (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 09:57 PM

69. Well, she probably complies with the law already

 

I doubt he gets more than a handjob, with a gloved hand, on his birthday each year.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:04 PM

9. Without oral sex, what's the fucking point of life?

Seriously.

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #9)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:07 PM

10. Agreed.

I also take the position (pun intended), practice makes perfect.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:08 PM

11. Next: banning masturbation,

after that, THINKING about sex.

NO fun, NO laughing either!!!!!

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Response to felix_numinous (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 12:32 PM

54. And you'd better

not be caught looking at yourself in the mirror in your underwear either.

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Response to felix_numinous (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:18 PM

86. Masturbation kills kittens

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:09 PM

12. Breaking News: Cuchinelli announces that he is lousy in bed

Won't give oral sex.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #12)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:19 PM

15. He won't give but being the weasel that he is

I wonder if he will still receive?

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Response to William769 (Reply #15)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:20 PM

17. You know he does

and you know he only means the law to apply to gay people.

Tell me, has anyone ever met a man that didn't want oral sex? I certainly haven't.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:21 PM

18. Thats exactly what I was thinking.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:30 PM

23. "YA KNOW...I'M REALLY NOT DOWN WITH THE WHOLE BLOW-JOB THING"

"Alex...what are declarations that will never be uttered throughout the entire course of human history?"

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:11 AM

42. They're like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.

Everyone has heard of them, a few people claim to have seen them, but no one can ever actually produce evidence of one.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:49 PM

75. all the men I've known want it and give it very well. Crazy Cooch, what a bore

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:53 PM

77. I haven't, either, and I have known a good many men well enough to

 

say this.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #17)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 08:22 PM

93. Meet me.

I don't care for oral sex, personally it grosses me out. When you're learning about sex you find out things that you just don't like. Oral sex happens to be a part of sex that I don't like - giving or receiving.

But you're right - Ken Cuccinelli is wanting this to be an anti-gay law. As to an individuals' sex life? As long as it is consenting on all ends and it is safe - it doesn't matter one bit to me who does what to who. My stance on sex? Safe, legal* and as frequently as one wants to have it.

* - Legal, meaning that both parties have the ability, capability and desire to consent to sexual intercourse subject to some age restrictions. Not as in what sexual positions or partners are permitted.

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Response to mwooldri (Reply #93)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 08:25 PM

94. It's taking everything I have to resist

making a joke about the English. I'll just say, It's very nice to meet you. And I agree with you completely that two consenting adults should be able to do what they like in private.

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Response to William769 (Reply #15)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 01:17 PM

55. well assuming Mr C probably considers himself a good Christian

he should be reminded of the adage "it's better to give than to receive"

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #12)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:46 PM

30. That's probably a blessing in disguise

We all know he could never find it and if he happened to stumble across it, he'd be so grossed out he'd be celibate for the rest of his life.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:12 PM

13. NEXT on Ken Cuccinelli's List: Outlaw discussions of the Female Orgasm!

Since he has never seen one in real life,
and none of his sexual partners have ever come close to experiencing one,
he doesn't believe such a thing as Female Orgasms exists,
so the MUST be an invention of WITCHES!!!

All of Mr. Ken Cuccinelli's sexual partners have reported that sex with him is an "unpleasant" DUTY,
so these silly rumors of the Female Orgasm only make the Women Folk unhappy in their wifely duties, and unnecessarily raise their expectations.




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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:13 PM

14. What a platform "Elect me and I will outlaw sex!"

"except one position."

Can't wait to see how many idiots vote for him.
Could voting for Cucinelli be grounds for divorce? IE the proof i have he won't do oral sex is that he voted for the Cooch.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:20 PM

16. That was fantastic.

 

Thanks for posting it.

Im actually glad that this idiot is bringing attention to a law that discriminates against all consenting adults. I hope it gives straight people a teeny-tiny taste of what the LGBT community has to deal with. Sure sucks having someone try to tell you who you can love and how you can love them. Maybe this will shed some light on how absurd such laws really are. Then again, those like the Cooch dont have to worry about the law ever being used against them, do they.

Nice touch with that "brute animal" part too. FFS.

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Response to bunnies (Reply #16)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:26 PM

19. Words of wisdom from a very wise member.

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Response to William769 (Reply #19)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:52 PM

76. the brute animal part is to prevent all those animal-human hybrids that * was worried about

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Response to wordpix (Reply #76)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 09:34 AM

87. ...but higher-order animals okay?

 

So...no on dogs, yes on dolphin-f**king?

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:29 PM

21. Is sex with animals legal in any state?

Brute or otherwise.

At any rate, do people think it needs to be outlawed?

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Response to marshall (Reply #21)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:41 PM

29. I read somewhere that

beastiality is not illegal in 23 states. Sorry, no link.

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Response to yellerpup (Reply #29)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:55 PM

79. Probably all red states, too. I think we all know their grousing about

 

sex is just a smokescreen.

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Response to kestrel91316 (Reply #79)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 07:37 PM

83. It is a smokescreen.

Anthing this outrageous and this unnecessary is all about diversion. Get people talking about sex with animals and we will do X while they aren't looking. So, what is this law really about?

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Response to marshall (Reply #21)

Wed Jul 24, 2013, 03:42 AM

96. There was some Southern congressional candidate who claimed that it was perfectly normal...

... for a boy growing up to try out the family mule. I kid you not; this was said just a couple of years ago, not in like 1930 or 1890. I think he's from Florida.

I think where it's been outlawed it's been on the grounds of animal cruelty and/or immorality. I'm just rather amused that in 23 states the law is silent on the subject.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:38 PM

25. You got to wonder if anyone that far to the right is hiding. a dark secret.

Did you see the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? I wouldn't be surprised if they found a torture chamber in Cuccinelli's house similar to the one they used on Daniel Craig.

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Response to Initech (Reply #25)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:56 PM

33. struck me as kinky the first time I saw him

FWIW

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:38 PM

26. I wish a reporter would ask him this on the campaign trail

 

And basically someone should ask him this at every single campaign stop he has.

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Response to naaman fletcher (Reply #26)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:39 PM

27. That would be Awesome!

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:40 PM

28. This is where you say:

"Our policy is to have no policy!"

Of course a republican would have oral sex with his foot.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:47 PM

31. he must be one of those whose wives won't give him BJs

and figures if he don't get any, no one else will get any either.

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #31)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:45 PM

63. Well, after he got herpes from that black male prostitute in '93...

She's been unwilling.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:47 PM

32. Ouch.. Cuccinelli's next act

will be to make spanking illegal so he won't have to go through that again.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:00 PM

34. how the fuck does this lunatic get elected? holy shit what is this country coming to

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:08 PM

35. Someone should ask him about this at every stop

I'd love, love, love for him to have to talk about oral sex on every single campaign stop. What will the children say?

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:10 PM

36. Opus Dei and the Supremes will be out on the campaign trail at a location near you.

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Response to CK_John (Reply #36)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 09:23 AM

45. Good one!

Scary but good. Thanks for the chuckle.

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Response to CK_John (Reply #36)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 01:42 PM

58. Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought Opus Dei.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:12 PM

37. Words that should never appear in the same sentence...

oral sex and Cuccinelli. Yuk.

Ken is a wacko.

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Response to ohheckyeah (Reply #37)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 07:01 PM

39. Agreed.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:14 PM

38. Republican mindset - "since I cannot suck my own dick

 

NO ONE can have oral sex!"

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Response to Rex (Reply #38)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:04 PM

84. LOL n/t

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 07:53 PM

40. He missed one aspect. The mouth is an erogenous zone so this law outlaws kissing.

 

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Thu Jul 18, 2013, 09:11 PM

41. K & R

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:23 AM

43. K&R! You can't make this shit up!.....nt

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:52 AM

44. Cuccinelli's politics are driven by his religion

He is a conservative Catholic who, no doubt, believes that sex is solely for procreation. His religious beliefs steer his political will in ways that should be considered diametrically opposed to his role as Attorney General. This latest campaign of his -- to resurrect anti-sodomy laws -- is only one among a string of Inquisition-era stances for which he's known. He opposes anything resembling equal rights for GLBT citizens (Virginia's anti-gay laws are among the most extreme in the country), is rabidly anti-choice (has made it virtually impossible to access abortion services), opposes reform of immigration policies, etc. But of course, Mr. pro-life is one of the best friends the NRA ever had.

[url]http://www.catholicherald.com/stories/Ken-Cuccinelli-shaped-by-his-faith,14155 [/url]
[url]http://www.nraila.org/search.aspx?s=%22Ken%20Cuccinelli%22 [/url]
[url]http://michael-in-norfolk.blogspot.com/2012/12/ken-cuccinelli-opposes-all-meaningful.html [/url]

Really, can't the people of Virginia do better than this?

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 09:33 AM

46. The Party of Personal Freedoms, at it once again ...

:bangshead:

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Response to Myrina (Reply #46)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 10:08 AM

48. My thoughts exactly.

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Response to Myrina (Reply #46)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:57 PM

81. constantly sticking their noses into others' private parts

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 10:05 AM

47. Then Ken can change

the name of the state to ..".Vaginia". Sorry. What a dim bulb poor Ken C. is. If Virginians elect him, they will deserve all he does to them.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 10:19 AM

49. Up next for Kenny,....'Corndogs'

 

Headliner:

"...Michele Bachmann arrested & charged by the office of Ken Cuccinelli for delightfully eating & enjoying a hearty corn dog..."



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Response to Segami (Reply #49)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 11:18 AM

50. What a revolting photograph! But ...

I'm still laughing!

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Response to Buenaventura (Reply #50)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 12:35 PM

72. Me too. Check out the dude in the lower left of the pic. LOL. nt

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #72)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 02:46 PM

92. His facial expression says it all, doesnt it?

 

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 11:23 AM

51. And they say

Democrats are the party of regulation...

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 11:27 AM

52. Just the facts, ma'am

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Response to madamesilverspurs (Reply #52)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 06:37 PM

66. Oh my!

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 12:31 PM

53. Has Ken Cuccinelli

ever been kissed?

And if so . . . . WHERE!!??

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Response to Metro135 (Reply #53)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 01:34 PM

56. Most likely in a bathroom stall at a bus station

(how come there's no smilie for a rim shot?)

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Response to B Stieg (Reply #56)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 07:45 PM

68. Or at any fine Virginia airport shithouse.

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Response to B Stieg (Reply #56)

Wed Jul 24, 2013, 07:17 AM

97. there is i think

:rimshot:

edit: ok guess not...

but this works -

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 01:48 PM

59. Does the ban include phone sex? You use your mouth for that too... n/t

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 02:18 PM

60. Someone commenting on The Last Word website

has pointed out that, as worded, it also outlaws kissing

http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/18/ken-cuccinellis-new-website-defends-anti-sodomy-law/

Larry Arnold said;
Okay, did the research. Here's the statue:
§ 18.2-361. Crimes against nature; penalty.
A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony ...
Class 6 is minimum 1-yr in prison! Decided to look up carnal, just to be sure ...
1.pertaining to or characterized by the flesh or the body, its passions and appetites; sensual: carnal pleasures.
Yup, this kid is right. VA law outlaws kissing! Touching of the flesh w/ lips.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 02:46 PM

61. What about kissing someone on the mouth?

I don't want to upset anyone, but it is mentioned in the Wikipedia article on what is an erogenous zone.

Mouth

The lips and tongue are sensitive and used during kissing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone

This candidate has a problem, and it goes beyond the fact that he is Republican.


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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 02:47 PM

62. Good thing its only a ban on "brute" animals

There are so many domesticated well mannered ones left!

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:23 PM

64. Cuccenelli feels that he can't perform worth a lick, so nobody should be given the opportunity.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 06:30 PM

65. Mistress Ingrid says

Kenny needs a good spanking.

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Response to lolly (Reply #65)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 04:17 PM

73. Dominatrix Skittles will kick his sanctmonious ass

yes INDEED

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Response to Skittles (Reply #73)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 06:54 PM

78. With stilletto-heeled leather boots?

C'mon, you know he'd like it--

Kenny has been a very, very bad boy.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 06:57 PM

67. From the description masturbation would still be legal.

Unless you masturbate a brute animal.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 05:20 AM

70. Methinks Ken Cuccinelli

is a closeted sword swallower.

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 04:33 PM

74. Off to the Urban Dictionary, awaiting review of submission

 

Word: Cuccinelli

Noun: 1. Fear of oral sex. 2. Fear that somewhere someone is deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 3. Any law prohibiting a person from carnally knowing in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth.

Verb: 1. To fear deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 2. To advocate for legal restrictions regarding consensual sexual activity.

Background: Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli II (R) has started a campaign to restore the legal ban on oral sex.

Usages
Noun: The Cuccinelli statute reads, “If any person carnally knows in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a felony.”

Verb: The moral police officer testified, "I saw both defendants cuccinelling like a pair of wild bonobos."

Noun and verb: If the cuccinelli statute passes, only criminals will cuccinelli.

by Bonobo Bushman on Jul 18, 2013

tags: carnal knowledge, oral sex, cunnilingus, consensual sex, sexual pleasure, sex

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 07:09 PM

82. I'll bet he's kissed lots of asses to get where he is today.

Does that count?

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:08 PM

85. OK

So how in the world would this kind of thing be enforced? (That is, until the drones the size of dragonflies are deployed...)

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Response to lordsummerisle (Reply #85)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 09:41 AM

88. Spies from the JA-SL.

 

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 09:47 AM

89. Is there anyone who is willing to take one for the team

and blow this guy?

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 10:21 AM

90. I'm watching Melissa Harris-Perry right now...

And she just referred to Ken Cuccinelli as "Ol' Cooch"...

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Response to William769 (Original post)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:06 PM

91. Cootchie must have been channelling Ned Beatty

 

Who has nightmares to this day and visits a therapist some 40 years later.
"Let Me hear you squeal!"
Loudah!
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