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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Queen Elizabeth Rips Chris Christie on Gay Marriage
''LONDON (The Borowitz Report)Moments after approving a new law legalizing gay marriage in England and Wales, Queen Elizabeth II of Britain unleashed a blistering attack on New Jersey Governor Chris Christie for lacking the guts to do the same.
The British monarchs brutal evisceration of Gov. Christie stunned observers, who did not know that she was such a close follower of his gay marriage stance.
I dont like to badmouth people, she said. But Im the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and Im apparently more modern than Chris Christie.
After shocking observers with her opening salvo, she continued to tear Gov. Christie to shreds.
Look, I know he has to appeal to the crazy right wingers in his party, she added. But the fact is, hes not as forward-thinking as an eighty-seven-year-old lady who wears a crown on her head. Its pathetic.
Asked if she had advice for Gov. Christie, the British monarch said, bluntly, Just sign the damn bill, Chris.
Responding to a reporters question about the upcoming royal birth, Elizabeth replied, Tell you the truth? Im just glad the kids not being born in New Jersey.
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Borowitz: Queen Elizabeth Rips Chris Christie on Gay Marriage (Original Post)
Mira
Jul 2013
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,588 posts)1. That's telling it like it is.
Queen Elizabeth:
Your great-grandchild will benefit from your clear vision.
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)2. god save the queen
JohnnyLib2
(11,211 posts)3. Heh, heh, heh
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