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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 07:37 AM Jul 2013

A scholar deep in his studies. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!!



Rick (the wink on sludge, the fecal gleam) Perry is saying, "Here's some Texas math: no more abortions equals more men born, . . . more men born means more men to shoot, . . . and as a bonus it also means more guns . . . and lethal injections! . . . Hot damn!!!"
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A scholar deep in his studies. Please come CAPTION Rick Perry!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2013 OP
I'm so dumb I got a D in Animal Husbandry at Texas A&M but I can shoot a gun. hobbit709 Jul 2013 #1
I got the D because I insisted on an animal WIFE, not a husband. I ain't no weirdo! 11 Bravo Jul 2013 #3
"Bang! How's my hair?" (nt) Heidi Jul 2013 #2
I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded struggle4progress Jul 2013 #4
Round up all of the Ilsa Jul 2013 #5
"I love guns because they're not scary, like tampons are!" tanyev Jul 2013 #6
Just before shooting, Rick Perry asked a reporter: skip fox Jul 2013 #7
Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2013 #8
"Whar's them wimmen folks!? Gots to do me some protectin'!" chervilant Jul 2013 #9
That's an offensive post Coyotl Jul 2013 #10
Whgich post? The OP? . . . That's called satire. skip fox Jul 2013 #11
Call it anything you want, it remains offensive. Coyotl Jul 2013 #12
Oh, I see. It was the "fecal" or the references to violence. The second skip fox Jul 2013 #14
I don't care if they call me stupid UtahLib Jul 2013 #13
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY HOWDYYYYYYY... Hubert Flottz Jul 2013 #15
Ricky has quite the sashay going there. Do all real Texans throw their hip out to the side Thor_MN Jul 2013 #16
"It was self-defense." lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #17
"Don't let the suit fool you: I am a cowboy, ayep." lindysalsagal Jul 2013 #18
"I reckon that when leave office I'll become a professor skip fox Jul 2013 #19
y'all stay away from my boots! GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2013 #20
"I think pictures like this will help me win over the mainstream. I need the moderate skip fox Jul 2013 #21
"Bring it on!" Hubert Flottz Jul 2013 #22

Ilsa

(61,675 posts)
5. Round up all of the
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 07:51 AM
Jul 2013

feminine hygiene products in the Capitol, I need to re-stuff all of the Bambis I shot since I became governor!

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
7. Just before shooting, Rick Perry asked a reporter:
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 08:22 AM
Jul 2013

"I can't understand why they call this a war on women. Can you?"

Response to skip fox (Original post)

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
14. Oh, I see. It was the "fecal" or the references to violence. The second
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 09:20 AM
Jul 2013

was necessary to the satire, the former is gratuitous, I admit. Only used for raw humor, to make a point of how detestable Perry seems to me.

What can I say? I don't necessarily like to offend anyone. So, sorry.

But you might consider as well that you are too easily offended.

The defense rests (for good on this issue).

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
15. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY HOWDYYYYYYY...
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 09:30 AM
Jul 2013

Let's Go To Town!"

After he shoots away all his ammo in the air, he won't be able to find any more, because of the NRA's systematic stampeding of the trigger happy hordes.

 

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
16. Ricky has quite the sashay going there. Do all real Texans throw their hip out to the side
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 10:25 AM
Jul 2013

when shootin'?

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
19. "I reckon that when leave office I'll become a professor
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 10:49 AM
Jul 2013

at a university. I seem to cut a good figure for a professor, don't you see? . . . And I can mark the end of class with my six-shooter! . . . Hot dog!!!"

skip fox

(19,356 posts)
21. "I think pictures like this will help me win over the mainstream. I need the moderate
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 12:29 PM
Jul 2013

vote to win the presidency."

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
22. "Bring it on!"
Sat Jul 13, 2013, 02:35 PM
Jul 2013

"I can promise you I'll single handedly provide national security, if you'll send me and all my flunkies to Washington, ASAP! Oops, I swear to Christ, I never saw that democrat up there lookin' out the window. Prolly needed executed anyways!"

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