Angry Mother of Twins Throws Flaming Diapers at Late Night Firework Shooters

[1monster]

on edit: Had I realized this was satirical, I would have posted in the lounge. Sorry for any confusion...

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/angry-mother-twins-throws-flaming-diapers-late-night-firework-shooters/

The woman, Ernie Orsborn, became angry over fireworks going off in her neighborhood while her two young children were trying to sleep. Records show repeated calls to 311 reporting the firework violators between 8:30p.m. and 1 a.m. (snip)

Witnesses tell us that sometime around 1:30 a.m. she decided to take measures into her own hands.

“I heard her yell, you want to see fireworks, here you go assholes,” a neighbor tells us. “Suddenly I see her holding a diaper bin and a lighter. She started pulling them out one by one and lobbing them over the fence at a group of drunk men shooting bottle rockets at each other. I sort of wanted to go help her throw them.” (snip)

[femmocrat]

1. Awww.... the story has a happy ending!

I'm sure there is a moral in there somewhere.

[1monster]

2. Yeah, but not until after the drunken men playing with fireworks at 1:30 AM got doodoo faced...

literally!

[niyad]

3. you do realize this is a fictional site, yes?

© 2012 - 2013 Rock City Times. The content on here is presented as fictional news with an intent for humor.

[dionysus]

5. yeah but it's a cool story bro.

[femmocrat]

7. Darn..... I didn't realize that.

Nice going, niyad. Just when my faith in human nature had been momentarily restored!

[Dash87]

4. This is satirical, but we've all been in this situation before.

Annoying morons at 2 am running around making tons of noise.

[Initech]

6. I think The Flaming Diapers are playing Austin City Limits this year.

[HappyMe]

8. Remove I-40 from interstate system!!1

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/nea-residents-remove-i40-federal-interstate-highway-system/

[eissa]

9. I so wish this was true

Three days after the 4th, and we are STILL hearing fireworks go off until way past midnight. Nothing like being in a deep sleep and being jolted awake by what sounds like a nuclear device being set off outside your window

[gopiscrap]

10. Good for her