Marriage of gays? No flippin' way, Charley. Please come CAPTION Kansas's Tim Huelskamp!!!

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Tim ("Two guys kissing makes me go all buttery inside&quot Huelskamp is saying, "That's why I am not only going to introduce a Constitutional Amendment banning same sex marriage but I'm going to make sure that no one is able to skirt the law by getting sex-charge operations after marriage, or wearing gender inappropriate clothing during marriage, or speaking in a gender opposite voice, or engaging in gender inappropriate behavior. At least not while married. . . . America's a free country. Let's keep it that way."

[ZRT2209]

1. is this man on drugs? heavy, heavy drugs?

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2. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we often try to channel the person's essencial stupidity.

See the Huffington Post story on this spud:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/01/tim-huelskamp-gay-marriage_n_3529842.html

[MuseRider]

3. Here in Kansas we say his name this way.

Tim Huelskamp, Ptoooi! Ptoooi! You must spit at least twice after saying his name.

You know why he is where he is now? Because the voters in his district had had it with his obstruction in this state so they sent him on so everyone could share him. Sadly he was replaced by much the same. Oh well, anyone who would vote for this guy can't be that smart.

[hatrack]

4. Wow, a young Tim Conway - but evil!

Why do these assponies always look like they're saying "Naahw, as it SAAYUZ in DOOTERONOMEEEE . . . !!!"??

[Brewinblue]

8. Dorf on Marriage

[MillennialDem]

5. It sounds like he heard about the transgender loophole to marriage and popped his pants

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6. "Now, no bisexual person shall get married because he or she can switch roles

in an instant and NEVER EVER should two bisexual people be married because they would probably be switching all the time and have like four times the fun or straight couples to boot!"

[Brewinblue]

7. "America's a free country. Let's keep it that way."

WTF?