Ozzy wants you to enter CBS Cares sweepstakes for a chance at a free celebrity colonoscopy.

[Fumesucker]

http://promotions.mardenkane.com/cbs/cbscares12/Index.cfm

This is an actual sweepstakes inspired by rock legend Ozzy Osbourne's secret fantasy. If you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a suite at a luxury hotel with a view of Central Park. And then the main event - you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy!

NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital - with which we have proudly teamed up for the sweepstakes - is a leader for the diagnosis and treatment of digestive diseases. For information on NewYork-Presbyterian's range of specialists, programs and groundbreaking therapies, click here.

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's participation in this project is especially meaningful - not only because they are major stars, but because Sharon fought a courageous and successful battle against colon cancer. For more information about her inspiring story and the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Program at Cedars Sinai Hospital in LA, click here.

[sharp_stick]

1. I was going to enter

but then I had a horrible thought...what if Ozzy is the guy controlling the scope. Have you seen that guy's hands shake

[Fumesucker]

2. I think those ants he snorted back in the seventies finally went to his head..

[jberryhill]

3. Awesome - I entered this

[rfranklin]

4. what a disappointment...I thought I was going to give a colonoscopy to a celebrity!

I was thinking maybe Beyonce...

[dembotoz]

5. what the hell

over due for one anyway

[LadyHawkAZ]

6. Ozzy's secret fantasy is to get a colonoscopy??!?