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Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:01 AM

Last night I dreamed that Mitt Romney adopted me as his 17th son

He renamed me "Squib Romney," which he apologized for, but said that that was the last remaining nonsensible monosyllabic grunt left in the English language that he could use for a boy's name and that it was not his fault that his terribly handsome nards could only issue forth the seeds of man-childs. But I kept complaining and so he said he'd check with the Osmonds and ask whether they had any unused male names left over that he could borrow, but all they had left were "Berubael" and "Jimmy". And then I started to float and I was on a city bus and it was being driven by Clint Eastwood and I asked him if he had the time. But he said, no, it was only half-time. And then I woke up.

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LeftishBrit Feb 2012 #3
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Response to Bruce Wayne (Original post)

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:09 AM

1. Mitt was wrong in your dream because there is a 'Jimmy' Osmond

he is the youngest brother.

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Response to WI_DEM (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:13 AM

2. *sigh*

, Ted

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Response to Bruce Wayne (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:23 AM

4. OH!

I guess I don't get these surreal dreams.

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Response to Bruce Wayne (Original post)

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:17 AM

3. That's hilarious!

My latest political dream was, of all things, that it was discovered that many right-wingers, including both Tories and Republicans, were practicing a form of cannibalism, where they would eat a piece of the body of some well-known dead right-winger, in the hope that it would make them even more right-wing! Sounds like the plot of a horror film; but of course the Right often do act like creatures from a horror film.

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Response to Bruce Wayne (Original post)

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 12:09 PM

5. Talk about a nightmare.

 

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