Mon Apr 8, 2013, 05:34 PM

Democrats: quit associating with the poor!

Make no mistake: Americans aren't dumb. They see who we associate with. It is unseemly to associate with the poor, the old, the sick, and others who choose to lead difficult, meaningless lives.

Let us stop whining about The Greatest President Ever working feverishly to slash society's lifelines to the needy, and instead let's turn to those who have the intelligence and decency to be rich. Bankers, of course, are at the top of the merit pyramid, but other wealthy people count too. When Americans see that we've moved away from inferior people and towards superior people, two things will happen:

1. Americans will vote Democratic. People love winners!
2. The riff-raff will see that their little games are over, and get jobs. Poverty has been far too luxurious for too long, the days of maggot-free food are over. And no more excuses that there aren't any jobs - nothing is stopping anybody from being an entrepreneur. Every poor person I know has two kidneys, they only need one: time to do the right thing and earn a few dollars.

And ten @$#&ing fingers? Seriously? Nine spares? For what?

It's time to make the difficult choices, people.

Regards,

Third-Way Manny

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42 replies	Author	Time	Post
Democrats: quit associating with the poor! (Original post)	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	OP
Are you shitting me?	tularetom	Apr 2013	#1
And the fingers, my GOD!	Scootaloo	Apr 2013	#2
What, you'd settle for one of those crummy Chinese imports?	Jackpine Radical	Apr 2013	#27
Obama will do HIS part - he's donating a bandaid in solidarity!	forestpath	Apr 2013	#3
That and his comfortable walking shoes..	Bandit	Apr 2013	#16
You just know those poor people are keeping all their money	Arctic Dave	Apr 2013	#4
Yes, that factor is often overlooked.	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#5
Has Serta gone offshore? n/t	IDemo	Apr 2013	#21
I thought maybe they were hiding all their assets	Jackpine Radical	Apr 2013	#28
no no no. Only the lower, lower middle classes and like will be hit	n2doc	Apr 2013	#6
Gee ...and here I was ...wondering if poor homeless people cared about the NK threats. n/t	L0oniX	Apr 2013	#7
What they are really concerned about is the Deficit, and countering the Terrorist Air Force	n2doc	Apr 2013	#9
There are reports of drones attacking homeless camps ...or so I've been told as well.	L0oniX	Apr 2013	#11
Herbert Hoover would know what to do with those drones!	xtraxritical	Apr 2013	#17
That's sorta a case of drones attacking drones, no?	Jackpine Radical	Apr 2013	#29
Drones and austerity would have taken care of those Hoovervilles.	xtraxritical	Apr 2013	#37
A box?	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#8
Oh come on, Obama isn't a monster!	n2doc	Apr 2013	#10
It's one of those SS lock boxes. n/t	L0oniX	Apr 2013	#12
Damn you and your serious courageous pragmatism, I thought our luck	Dragonfli	Apr 2013	#13
NEver has there been such a	nineteen50	Apr 2013	#14
Fuckitall. I'm going to Uruguay.	demwing	Apr 2013	#15
You'll need to get a visa from the BFEE	pscot	Apr 2013	#22
Many of the poor	sulphurdunn	Apr 2013	#18
I heard this one old lady collects 30 SS checks under 30 names and drives a rolls royce!	Dragonfli	Apr 2013	#19
Yes, Earned Benefit Queens!	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#20
The President has set an excellent example for us.	Autumn	Apr 2013	#23
In other words, lets just all become Republicans?	PinkFloyd	Apr 2013	#24
As long as we're just a teensy bit to the left of Republicans,	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#25
I am sorry but I take my values from Jesus who hung out with the poor.	hrmjustin	Apr 2013	#26
Yes, and you know where THAT got him.	Jackpine Radical	Apr 2013	#31
Lots of people love him for it.	hrmjustin	Apr 2013	#32
Uh--you do recognize this thread is satire, right?	Jackpine Radical	Apr 2013	#34
I thought it had to be.	hrmjustin	Apr 2013	#35
you need to start your own anonymous thirdway blog so we can source it when we	boilerbabe	Apr 2013	#30
no. nt	Deep13	Apr 2013	#33
Here here!	beyurslf	Apr 2013	#36
K&R I'll make sure I'll pass the message around here, in UK too. Thank You, Manny!	idwiyo	Apr 2013	#38
Welcome to the winning side!	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#41
YAY! Trans-Atlantic Partnership to spread Third-Way message, is exactly what we need!	idwiyo	Apr 2013	#42
I think alot on here	Go Vols	Apr 2013	#39
The post was satire. nt	MannyGoldstein	Apr 2013	#40