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Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:35 PM

Will Ronnie and Maggie get married in Heaven?

[link:http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/nancy-reagan-margaret-thatcher-89748.html|Politico:

Nancy Reagan: Husband, Thatcher ‘soul mates’

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan on Monday described Margaret Thatcher and her husband as “political soul mates.”

“It is well known that my husband and Lady Thatcher enjoyed a very special relationship as leaders of their respective countries during one of the most difficult and pivotal periods in modern history,” Reagan said in a statement. “Ronnie and Margaret were political soul mates, committed to freedom and resolved to end Communism.”

Ronald Reagan and the former British prime minister, who died Monday, worked closely together in combating communism in the last years of the Cold War, Nancy Reagan noted.

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Reply Will Ronnie and Maggie get married in Heaven? (Original post)
brooklynite Apr 2013 OP
HERVEPA Apr 2013 #1
Cleita Apr 2013 #6
HappyMe Apr 2013 #2
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #3
MineralMan Apr 2013 #4
DollarBillHines Apr 2013 #5
datasuspect Apr 2013 #7
LuvNewcastle Apr 2013 #8
jmowreader Apr 2013 #9

Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:37 PM

1. I believe you meant hell?

 

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Response to HERVEPA (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:44 PM

6. My thoughts too. n/t

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:37 PM

2. I'm figuring that she's

too smart for Raygun.

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:37 PM

3. I'll get back to you on that

soon as I get word from my astrologer.

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:42 PM

4. Heaven?

What Heaven? Does it look like Disney World at all?

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:43 PM

5. "worked closely together in combating communism"

Nice rewrite, you old hag.

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:44 PM

7. their hands and their feet have transformed into cloven hoofed deformities

 

while they sit placidly in hell at the feet of their dark father Lucifer, enthralled by the infinite amount of suffering and pain all around them.

they are half human, half beast monstrosities.

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:52 PM

8. Satan will put them in charge of Hell's Treasury.

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Response to brooklynite (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2013, 02:53 PM

9. Reagan and Thatcher would have to be married in Limbo

According to George Carlin, when you die they have four places to go: heaven, hell, purgatory and limbo.

Heaven is beautiful. Lots of white light and angels. Neither of these two is worthy of heaven.

Hell is fire, and everyone can understand fire. According to Dante, there is a special place in hell for corrupt politicians but these two were so over the top they're destined for the center of hell. Satan doesn't want them around him.

Purgatory is where you go to be cleansed of your sins...but Reagan's and Thatcher's sins are like roofing tar on your prom dress: that shit's never coming out.

So it's limbo for them.

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